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Bodied

I heard you're so Asianwhen you watch movies on your iPad itlooks like an IMAX

Bodied • 2017
I heard you're so Asian
when you watch movies on your iPad it
looks like an IMAX

Full Transcript

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I heard you're so Asian when you watch movies
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on your iPad it looks like an IMAX.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:24
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, music
Production
YouTube Originals

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Movie Summary

A progressive graduate student finds success and sparks outrage when his interest in battle rap as a thesis subject becomes a competitive obsession.
You dressed like you about to take your yellow belt test, - Bodied 00:04
You dressed like you about to take your yellow belt test,
It must be hella hard to write the customer's checks - Bodied 00:05
It must be hella hard to write the customer's checks
What do you do after work -- go home and pretend - Bodied 00:08
What do you do after work -- go home and pretend
You know, 'cause you're Korean, - Bodied 00:05
You know, 'cause you're Korean,
And Japan occupied Korea for a long time - Bodied 00:05
And Japan occupied Korea for a long time
Then you went and put all this real history into it. - Bodied 00:04
Then you went and put all this real history into it.
This old-ass Hong Kong Phooey motherfucker - Bodied 00:06
This old-ass Hong Kong Phooey motherfucker
-Get yo' ass out. -[Devine cackling] - Bodied 00:10
-Get yo' ass out. -[Devine cackling]
Che was right, Mega lives in the hood for real. - Bodied 00:04
Che was right, Mega lives in the hood for real.
We got bitches, blunts goin' around, - Bodied 00:06
We got bitches, blunts goin' around,
It's that West Coast hospitality, baby. - Bodied 00:04
It's that West Coast hospitality, baby.
No matter what I say, they can say - Bodied 00:05
No matter what I say, they can say
Whenever I battle a nigga, I know everything - Bodied 00:04
Whenever I battle a nigga, I know everything
I mean, that groom shit was a little different, - Bodied 00:04
I mean, that groom shit was a little different,
No matter what, I'm goin' get the bitch bars, - Bodied 00:08
No matter what, I'm goin' get the bitch bars,
Niggas goin' always come with the expected shit, - Bodied 00:05
Niggas goin' always come with the expected shit,
I don't even know this bitch's name, - Bodied 00:05
I don't even know this bitch's name,
Yo, the only problem is gonna be when I'm fuckin' her - Bodied 00:07
Yo, the only problem is gonna be when I'm fuckin' ...
Shit, how can THAT motherfucker - Bodied 00:04
Shit, how can THAT motherfucker
I tell a nigga I battle and his dick start tucking up - Bodied 00:07
I tell a nigga I battle and his dick start tucking up