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My name is (huh?) My name is (what?) My name is Slim Shady My English teacher wanted to
have flunk me in Junior High Thanks a lot next semester
I'll be thirty-five I smacked him in his
face with an eraser Chased him with a stapler And stapled his nuts to
a stack of papers (ow) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the
tip cup Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin' at me
"Let's just be friends" Ninety-nine percent of
my life I was lied to I just found out my mom
does more dope than I do (damn) I told her I'd grow up
to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin'
drugs and name it after her (oh thank you) You know you blew up when
the women rush your stands And try to touch your hands like some screamin'
Usher fans (ah) This guy at White Castle
asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get
your autograph?) So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for
the support, asshole!" Hi!
have flunk me in Junior High Thanks a lot next semester
I'll be thirty-five I smacked him in his
face with an eraser Chased him with a stapler And stapled his nuts to
a stack of papers (ow) Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the
tip cup Extraterrestrial, running over pedestrians
In a space ship while they screamin' at me
"Let's just be friends" Ninety-nine percent of
my life I was lied to I just found out my mom
does more dope than I do (damn) I told her I'd grow up
to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin'
drugs and name it after her (oh thank you) You know you blew up when
the women rush your stands And try to touch your hands like some screamin'
Usher fans (ah) This guy at White Castle
asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get
your autograph?) So I signed it, "Dear Dave, thanks for
the support, asshole!" Hi!
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My name is (huh?)
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My name is (what?)
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My name is Slim Shady
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My English teacher wanted to
have flunk me in Junior High
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Thanks a lot next semester
I'll be thirty-five
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I smacked him in his
face with an eraser
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Chased him with a stapler
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And stapled his nuts to
a stack of papers (ow)
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Walked in the strip club,
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had my jacket zipped up
Flashed the bartender,
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then stuck my dick in the
tip cup Extraterrestrial,
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running over pedestrians
In a space ship
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while they screamin' at me
"Let's just be friends"
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Ninety-nine percent of
my life I was lied to
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I just found out my mom
does more dope than I do
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(damn)
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I told her I'd grow up
to be a famous rapper
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Make a record about doin'
drugs and name it after her
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(oh thank you)
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You know you blew up when
the women rush your stands
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And try to touch your hands
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like some screamin'
Usher fans (ah)
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This guy at White Castle
asked for my autograph
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(Dude, can I get
your autograph?)
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So I signed it,
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"Dear Dave, thanks for
the support, asshole!"
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Hi!
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Movie Summary
A progressive graduate student finds success and sparks outrage when his interest in battle rap as a thesis subject becomes a competitive obsession.
