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The first is of coursefrom LL Cool J, who was told by a rivalrapper that his tracks were...

Bodied • 2017
The first is of course
from LL Cool J, who was told by a rival
rapper that his tracks were too commercial and that quote, 99% of his fans wear high heels, whereupon LL responded
with the immortal line: "Yeah, but 99% of his
fans don't exist." [Students exclaim] So let's see your Drakes and
your Nicki Minaj'es drop a philosophical paradox
to that complex

Full Transcript

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The first is of course from LL Cool J,
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who was told by a rival rapper that his tracks were
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too commercial and that quote,
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99% of his fans wear high heels,
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whereupon LL responded with the immortal line:
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"Yeah, but 99% of his fans don't exist."
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[Students exclaim]
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So let's see your Drakes and your Nicki Minaj'es drop
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a philosophical paradox to that complex.
Duration
28 seconds
Views
43
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:46
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, music
Production
YouTube Originals

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Movie Summary

A progressive graduate student finds success and sparks outrage when his interest in battle rap as a thesis subject becomes a competitive obsession.
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Ladies Seinfeld is a seminal text
Ladies, Seinfeld is a seminal text, - Bodied 00:05
Ladies, Seinfeld is a seminal text,
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I was wondering if you had a minute to talk about
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You know, I'm just spitballing here,
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Wait a minute, sounds familiar,
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But if you look at the scene going on now,
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That's the whole point of the humanities
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The rise of comic book movies as the ultimate crisis
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So he shut you down entirely
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Because it sounds like he heard your idea,
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Okay, I'll say "shut down."
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I mean, respect your enthusiasm for researching across
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What if instead you were to discover and advocate for
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[Grumbling]
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The best part of full communism is going to be
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So Mailer told me that being a father was
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And I told him, "You must have never tried cocaine.&quo...
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As is "Dad."
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You should have heard the violence and misogyny