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Bodied

You're so Asian you can use apiece of string as an eye mask/ And when you watchmovies on...

Bodied • 2017
You're so Asian you can use a
piece of string as an eye mask/ And when you watch
movies on your iPad it looks like an iMax /

Full Transcript

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You're so Asian you can use a piece of string as an eye mask/
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And when you watch movies on your iPad
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it looks like an iMax /
Duration
10 seconds
Views
79
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:11
Uploaded
Jun 29, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, music
Production
YouTube Originals

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Movie Summary

A progressive graduate student finds success and sparks outrage when his interest in battle rap as a thesis subject becomes a competitive obsession.
That's harder than you trying to score with divas / - Bodied 00:16
That's harder than you trying to score with divas /
'Cause your dick is so small you can't tell your cock - Bodied 00:28
'Cause your dick is so small you can't tell your c...
You ain't kill none, so shut the fuck up and chill some / - Bodied 00:20
You ain't kill none, so shut the fuck up and chill some...
Your whole crew looks like an Asian porn star, - Bodied 00:33
Your whole crew looks like an Asian porn star,
Ayo, that was one of our best tryout - Bodied 00:05
Ayo, that was one of our best tryout
But coming up, we got an ALL-FEMALE tryout battle. - Bodied 00:05
But coming up, we got an ALL-FEMALE tryout battle.
Lady Deathstryke verse Devine Wright coming up, - Bodied 00:05
Lady Deathstryke verse Devine Wright coming up,
Motherfuckers come at me with hella corny jokes, - Bodied 00:05
Motherfuckers come at me with hella corny jokes,
You think - Bodied 00:10
You think
Shit, at least you knew I was Korean instead of - Bodied 00:04
Shit, at least you knew I was Korean instead of
Far as I'm concerned, that's culturally sensitive - Bodied 00:05
Far as I'm concerned, that's culturally sensitive
Yo, I got a female admirer that wants to - Bodied 00:04
Yo, I got a female admirer that wants to
This is Adam, he's been the homie from way back. - Bodied 00:04
This is Adam, he's been the homie from way back.
You know, I've never really been into skinny white boys - Bodied 00:08
You know, I've never really been into skinny white boys
[Ringtone playing] - Bodied 00:05
[Ringtone playing]
[Crowd cheering] - Bodied 00:05
[Crowd cheering]
I'm a bitch who loves shopping, - Bodied 00:18
I'm a bitch who loves shopping,
[Ringtone playing] - Bodied 00:06
[Ringtone playing]
-That shit was crazy! -[Whimpers] - Bodied 00:05
-That shit was crazy! -[Whimpers]
I know, I'm at the library and my phone was on silent - Bodied 00:05
I know, I'm at the library and my phone was on silent