Any time you try a decent crime, you got fifty ways you're gonna fuck up. If you think of...

[Ned is getting the arson set-up from Teddy] Teddy Lewis: I got a serious question for you: What the fuck are you doing? This is not shit for you to be messin' with. Are you ready to hear something? I want you to see if this sounds familiar: any time you try a decent crime, you got fifty ways you're gonna fuck up. If you think of twenty-five of them, then you're a genius... and you ain't no genius. You remember who told me that? [Ned nods, "yes"]

Are you listening to me, asshole? Because I like you. I got a serious question for you. What the fuck are you doing? This is not shit for you to be messing with. You ready to hear something? I want you to see if this sounds familiar. Any time you try a decent crime, you've got 50 ways you can fuck up. If you think of 25 of them, then you're a genius. And you ain't no genius. Remember who told me that? Hey, no smoking in here. Look, why don't you let me do it for you? Gratis. I'll do it. I wouldn't even be on the street if it weren't for you. Thanks. I sure hope you know what you're doing. You better be damn sure, because if you ain't sure, then don't do it. Of course, that's my recommendation, anyway. Don't do it. Because I'll tell you something, counselor. This arson is serious crime. And? - You'll be downstairs. - And?