No I already get The Times
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The Daily News telemarketer:
[the Daily News telemarketer, over the phone, accidentally mispronouncing his name]
Hi Mr. Davis, it's Ron from The Daily News, how you doing this morning? Seth Davis:
[correcting him]
It's Davis and I'm not interested The Daily News telemarketer:
ok I'm sorry to have bothered you, have a nice day Seth Davis:
wait a minute, that's your pitch? You consider that a sales call? The Daily News telemarketer:
well, umm Seth Davis:
you know I get a call from you every Saturday and it's always the same half ass attempt, if you guys want to "close" me you should "sell" me. The Daily News telemarketer:
alright Seth Davis:
alright, start again. The Daily News telemarketer:
ok, it's Ron The Daily News, how you doing this morning? Seth Davis:
[amused]
shitty, what'd you want? The Daily News telemarketer:
it's not what "I" want, it's what "you" want Seth Davis:
alright, now we're talking, what are you selling me? The Daily News telemarketer:
we're offering you a subscription to The Daily News at a substantially reduced price, we're trying to reach out to people who've never had home delivery before Seth Davis:
so, your basically everybody that already have a subscription is getting fucked on this one? The Daily News telemarketer:
yeah, I guess so Seth Davis:
ok I can handle that, ok tell me, why should I buy your paper? Why shouldn't I get The Times? or The Voice? The Daily News telemarketer:
Well, The Village Voice is free, if you want it, you should certainly pick it up, but The Daily News offers you something no other paper can: a real taste of New York, we have the best features, more photographs than any other papers in New York and we have the most reliable delivery in the city, now what'd you think? Seth Davis:
you know what I think? I think that was a sales call, good job buddy The Daily News telemarketer:
so, are you going to buy a subscription? Seth Davis:
[before immediately hanging up]
No I already get The Times
[the Daily News telemarketer, over the phone, accidentally mispronouncing his name]
Hi Mr. Davis, it's Ron from The Daily News, how you doing this morning? Seth Davis:
[correcting him]
It's Davis and I'm not interested The Daily News telemarketer:
ok I'm sorry to have bothered you, have a nice day Seth Davis:
wait a minute, that's your pitch? You consider that a sales call? The Daily News telemarketer:
well, umm Seth Davis:
you know I get a call from you every Saturday and it's always the same half ass attempt, if you guys want to "close" me you should "sell" me. The Daily News telemarketer:
alright Seth Davis:
alright, start again. The Daily News telemarketer:
ok, it's Ron The Daily News, how you doing this morning? Seth Davis:
[amused]
shitty, what'd you want? The Daily News telemarketer:
it's not what "I" want, it's what "you" want Seth Davis:
alright, now we're talking, what are you selling me? The Daily News telemarketer:
we're offering you a subscription to The Daily News at a substantially reduced price, we're trying to reach out to people who've never had home delivery before Seth Davis:
so, your basically everybody that already have a subscription is getting fucked on this one? The Daily News telemarketer:
yeah, I guess so Seth Davis:
ok I can handle that, ok tell me, why should I buy your paper? Why shouldn't I get The Times? or The Voice? The Daily News telemarketer:
Well, The Village Voice is free, if you want it, you should certainly pick it up, but The Daily News offers you something no other paper can: a real taste of New York, we have the best features, more photographs than any other papers in New York and we have the most reliable delivery in the city, now what'd you think? Seth Davis:
you know what I think? I think that was a sales call, good job buddy The Daily News telemarketer:
so, are you going to buy a subscription? Seth Davis:
[before immediately hanging up]
No I already get The Times
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Okay Hi this is Ron from the Daily News
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How you doin' this morning Shitty What do you want
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It's not what I want sir It's what you want
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Ron now we're talkin' All right What are you selling me
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I'm offering a Daily News subscription at a substantially reduced price
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We're trying to reach out to people that never had home delivery before
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So everybody who already has a subscription is getting fucked
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Yeah I guess so All right I can handle that
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So why should I buy your paper I mean you know
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Why shouldn't I get the Times or the Voice you know
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The Village Voice is free sir so if you want it you should pick it up
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But the Daily News offers you something no other paper can a taste of New York
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We have the best features more photos than any other daily in New York
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and we have the most reliable delivery in the city
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Now what do you think
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You know what I think Ron I think that was a sales call
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Good job buddy
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So you gonna buy a subscription
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No I already get the Times
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Movie Summary
A college dropout, attempting to live up to his father's high standards, gets a job as a broker for a suburban investment firm which puts him on the fast track to success. But the job might not be as legitimate as it first appeare...
Actors
Seth Davis
