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I told you, I don't know where it is

BoJack Horseman

I told you,I don't know where it is. Don't put things in my buttif you want them back. And...

BoJack Horseman • S01E02 • 2014

I told you,I don't know where it is. Don't put things in my buttif you want them back. And holdfor Princess Carolyn, please. Thanks, Laura. J“ when you're walking alone j” j“ because jellicles areand jellicles do j“ j“ jellicles do and jelli... j' bojack,it's your favorite agent. Yeah, some agent,you couldn't even get me in the room for war horse. There were, like,ten horses in that movie. I didn't needto be the warhorse. Listen, dummy, I wantto make sure you're all set for your first daywith Diane tomorrow. Is she gonna ask mea bunch of personal questions? The woman we're payingto ghostwrite your memoir? Yeah, probably. Okay, all right,there's no need to get... What, catty?Are you gonna say catty? - I was not gonna say catty.- Oh, what were you gonna say? I was gonna say cattybecause you're a cat. Goodbye, bojack. Laura, I know you'relistening. You got it, right? Laura, do not respond to him.Goodbye, bojack. She got it

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I told you I don't know where it is

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Don't put things in my butt if you want them back

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And hold for Princess Carolyn please

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Thanks Laura

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J when you're walking alone j

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j because jellicles are and jellicles do j

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j jellicles do and jelli j'

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bojack it's your favorite agent

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Yeah some agent you couldn't even get me

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in the room for war horse

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There were like ten horses in that movie

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I didn't need to be the warhorse

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Listen dummy I want to make sure you're all set

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for your first day with Diane tomorrow

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Is she gonna ask me a bunch of personal questions

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The woman we're paying to ghostwrite your memoir

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Yeah probably

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Okay all right there's no need to get

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What catty Are you gonna say catty

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I was not gonna say catty Oh what were you gonna say

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I was gonna say catty because you're a cat

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Goodbye bojack

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Laura I know you're listening You got it right

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Laura do not respond to him Goodbye bojack

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She got it

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قلت لك إني لا أعرف مكانه

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لا تضعي الأشياء في مؤخرتي إن كنت تريدين استعادتها

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انتظر سأصلك بـ برينسيس كارولين

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شكرا يا لورا

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وأنت تمشي وحدك

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لما تكونه قطط جيليكل وما تفعله

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ما تفعله جيليكل

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بوجاك أنا مديرة أعمالك المفضلة

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نعم مديرة رائعة عجزت حتى عن إيجاد دور لي في وور هورس

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كان في ذلك الفيلم حوالي عشرة خيول

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لم يكن ضروريا أن أكون الحصان الرئيسي

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اسمع يا أحمق أريد التأكد من أنك مستعد لأول يوم لك مع دايان غدا

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هل ستسألني مجموعة من الأسئلة الشخصية

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المرأة التي ندفع لها لتكتب عنك يومياتك

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نعم على الأرجح

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حسنا لا بأس لا داعي لأن تكوني

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ماذا خبيثة أهذا ما أردت قوله لم أنو أن أقول خبيثة

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ماذا كنت تنوي القول

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كنت سأقول خبيثة لأنك قطة

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وداعا يا بوجاك

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لورا أعلم أنك تسمعين فهمت ها صح

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لورا لا تجيبيه وداعا يا بوجاك

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لقد فهمت النكتة

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Je ne sais pas où il est T'avais qu'à pas le mettre dans mon cul

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Je vous passe Princesse Carolyn Merci Laura

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C'est ton agent préféré

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Tu n'as pas été fichue de m'obtenir un rôle dans Cheval de guerre

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Il y a dix chevaux dans ce film Je voulais même pas être la star

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Tu es prêt pour ton premier jour avec Diane

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Elle va me poser des questions personnelles

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Celle que tu paies pour écrire tes mémoires Probablement

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C'est pas la peine de Sortir mes griffes

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Je n'allais pas dire ça Tu allais dire quoi

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J'allais dire ça Puisque tu es une chatte

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Au revoir

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Laura vous avez compris ma blague Ne répondez pas Au revoir

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Elle a compris

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Steck mir keine Sachen in den Hintern wenn du sie wiederhaben willst

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Ich verbinde mit Princess Carolyn Danke Laura

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Deine Lieblingsagentin

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Du konntest mich nicht mal in War Horse platzieren

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Zehn Pferde waren in dem Film Es musste ja nicht die Hauptrolle sein

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Alles in Ordnung für deinen ersten Tag morgen mit Diane

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Fragt sie mich persönliche Sachen

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Die Frau die deine Memoiren schreibt Höchstwahrscheinlich

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Du brauchst nicht gleich So kratzig zu werden

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Kratzig wollte ich nicht sagen Was denn

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Ich wollte kratzig sagen Das ist deine Natur

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Wiederhören

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Laura haben Sie mitgehört Antworte ihm nicht Wiederhören

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Sie hat es geschnallt

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Aku tak tahu di mana

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Jangan masukkan benda ke bokongku lagi

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Tunggu untuk disambungkan ke Princess Carolyn

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Terima kasih Laura

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BoJack ini agen favoritmu

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Agen hebat Membuatku main di War Horse pun tak bisa

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Ada 10 kuda di film itu

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Tak perlu jadi kuda utama

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Aku mau memastikan kau siap kerja dengan Diane besok

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Dia akan tanya hal pribadi

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Wanita yang kita bayar untuk menulis memoarmu Mungkin

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Baiklah Tak perlu jadi

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Apa Sinis Mau bilang sinis

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Bukan Baiklah Kau mau bilang apa

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Aku mau bilang sinis karena kau kucing

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Sampai jumpa

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Laura kau dengar Kau paham

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Jangan jawab Sampai jumpa

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Dia paham

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だから大事な物ならオレのケツに入れるなって

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キャロラインにつなぎます

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頼むローラ

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生き抜けるかその孤独を

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そうジェリクル我らジェリクル

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あなたのエージェントよ

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戦火の馬の役もとってきてくれなかった

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10頭分の枠があったんだぞ

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とにかく明日はダイアンが取材に行くわ

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私生活の話も出るのか

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あなたの自伝を書いてもらうんだから

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分かったでも

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何よネコっぽい

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違うよ

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じゃあ何よ

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ネコっぽいさ君はネコだからね

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切るわ

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ローラ冗談分かった

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返事しちゃダメ

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ウケたな

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Я тебе уже говорил я понятия не имею где он

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Не засовывай вещи в мою задницу если захочешь их вернуть

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Оставайтесь на линии пожалуйста Принцесса Кэролин вам скоро ответит

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Спасибо Лора

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Когда гуляешь сам по себе

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Ибо Джелликлс есть и Джелликлс станут

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Джелликлс есть и Джелли

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БоДжек это твой любимый агент

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Ага тот еще агент ты даже не смогла

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достать мне роль в Боевом Коне

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В этом фильме лошадей десять было

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Мне главная роль даже не нужна была

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Слушай болван я хочу удостовериться что ты готов

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к вашей первой встрече с Дайаной

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Она будет задавать мне личные вопросы

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Женщина который мы платим за написание твоих мемуаров

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Наверное да

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Ладно хорошо только не надо

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Что собачиться Хотел сказать собачиться

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Не собирался я это говорить И что же тогда собирался

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Я хотел сказать собачиться потому что ты кошка

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Пока БоДжек

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Лора я знаю что ты слушаешь Ты же врубилась правда

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Лора не отвечай ему Пока БоДжек

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Она врубилась

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Te dije que no sé dónde está

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No pongas cosas en mi trasero si las quieres de vuelta

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Ya le paso a la Princesa Carolyn Gracias Laura

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BoJack Habla tu representante favorita

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Vaya representante Nunca conseguiste una audición para Caballo de guerra

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Hubo diez caballos en esa película No necesitaba ser el protagonista

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Oye bobo estás listo para tu primer día con Diane

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Me preguntará muchas cosas privadas

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La mujer que escribirá tu autobiografía Sí probablemente

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Tampoco tienes que saltar como Qué Ibas a decir como un gato

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No iba a decir como un gato Y qué ibas a decir

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Iba a decir como un gato Porque eres una gata

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Hasta luego BoJack

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Laura tú lo entendiste no No le contestes Adiós BoJack

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Lo entendió

Available in 8 languages

Duration

56 seconds

Views

23

Timestamp in Movie

00:00:37

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

2

Genres

animation, comedy, drama

Production

Box Productions,Archipel 33>35,Need Productions,France 3 Cinéma,RTBF,TSR

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Movie Summary

BoJack Horseman was the star of the hit television show "Horsin' Around" in the '80s and '90s, but now he's washed up, living in Hollywood, complaining about everything, and wearing colorful sweaters.