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Oh, no

BoJack Horseman

Oh, no. Hey. What seems to be the problem? Good grief. I'm so depressed. I just want...

BoJack Horseman • S01E11 • 2014

Oh, no. Hey. What seems to be the problem? Good grief. I'm so depressed. I just want everyone to love me, but I don't knowhow to make them do it. You can't force love,you blockhead. All you can do is be goodto the people in your life, and keep your heart open. I screwed it all up. It's too late for me, isn't it? I don't know. I'm just a crazydrug hallucination. I'll say whateveryou want me to. Then tell me it's not too late. Well, it's not too late.It's never too late. - Yeah, that's right.- It's never too late to be the person you want to be. You need to choosethe life you want. That'll be 5¢ please

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Oh no

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Hey

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What seems to be the problem

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Good grief I'm so depressed

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I just want everyone to love me

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but I don't know how to make them do it

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You can't force love you blockhead

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All you can do is be good to the people in your life

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and keep your heart open

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I screwed it all up

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It's too late for me isn't it

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I don't know

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I'm just a crazy drug hallucination

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I'll say whatever you want me to

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Then tell me it's not too late

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Well it's not too late It's never too late

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Yeah that's right It's never too late

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to be the person you want to be

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You need to choose the life you want

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That'll be 5 please

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بوجاك هورسمان الذي لا يذكره أحد

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لا مرحبا

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مساعدة بالحياة مقابل خمسة سنتات

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ما هي المشكلة يا إلهي أنا مكتئب جدا

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أريد أن يحبني الجميع لكن لا أعرف كيف أجعلهم يفعلون هذا

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لا يمكنك إجبار الحب أيها المغفل

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يمكنك فقط أن تكون طيبا للناس في حياتك وتبقي قلبك مفتوحا

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لقد أفسدت كل هذا فات الأوان بالنسبة إلي صحيح

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لا أعرف أنا مجرد هلوسة جنونية من المخدرات

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سأقول ما تريدني أن أقوله

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أخبريني أن الأوان لم يفت

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لم يفت الأوان لا يفوت أبدا نعم هذا صحيح

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لا يفوت الأوان أبدا لتكون الشخص الذي تريده

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عليك اختيار الحياة التي تريدها

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هذا سيكلف خمسة سنتات رجاء

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J'ai dit prépare moi un sandwich bistouquette confiture salope

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Non

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Non N'est ce pas trop tard pour dire non BoJack

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Cette route tu l'as choisie

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Je coule aidez moi Le sol c'est du goudron

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Viens avec moi dans le Maine

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Je ne peux pas je suis coincé

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Ils ont des yaourts glacés dans le Maine Je ne peux pas

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Va sur scène Je ne peux pas

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J Peuxpas habite dans la rue Impossible

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Tu ne me ridiculiseras pas devant tout le club

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J'ai dit que tu allais chanter la chanson de la sucette

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Je n'ai pas envie

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On s'en fout de tes envies

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BOJACK HORSEMAN AN DEN SICH NIEMAND ERINNERT

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Hey

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LEBENSHILFE 5 CENT DIE BIOGRAFIN HAT GEÖFFNET

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Was ist das Problem

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Oh Mann ich bin so deprimiert

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Ich will dass mich alle lieben aber wie bringe ich sie dazu

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Liebe kann man nicht erzwingen du Depp

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Du kannst nur nett zu den Menschen in deinem Leben sein und dein Herz öffnen

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Ich habe es vermasselt Es ist zu spät für mich oder

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Ich bin nur eine Drogen Halluzination

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Ich sage was du hören willst Dann sag es ist nicht zu spät

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Es ist nicht zu spät Es ist nie zu spät

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Du hast recht

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Es ist nie zu spät der zu sein der du sein willst

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Entscheide dich wie du leben willst

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Das macht dann fünf Cent bitte

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BOJACK HORSEMAN TAK ADA YANG INGAT

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Hei

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BANTU 5 SEN PENULIS MEMOAR ADA

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Ada masalah apa Astaga Aku sangat depresi

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Hanya mau dicintai tapi tak tahu caranya

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Kau tak bisa paksakan cinta

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Hanya bisa berbuat baik pada orang lain

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dan membuka hatimu

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Kukacaukan semuanya Terlambat bukan

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Entah Aku hanya halusinasi narkoba

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Akan kukatakan maumu

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Katakan belum terlambat

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Memang belum Tak pernah terlambat

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Ya benar

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Tak pernah terlambat menjadi sosok yang kau ingin

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Kau harus pilih hidupmu

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Biayanya 5 sen

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ボージャックホースマン

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ねえ

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悩み相談５セント

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お悩みでも

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落ち込んでるんだ

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みんなに愛されたい

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愛は強制できないわ

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人に親切にして心を開かなきゃ

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もう手遅れだよな

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私は幻覚だから望みどおりに答えるわ

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まだ間に合う

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大丈夫遅くないわ

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そうだよな

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遅すぎることなんてないわ

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人生は自分で決めるの

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では相談料５セントです

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КОНЬ БОДЖЕК КОТОРОГО НИКТО НЕ ПОМНИТ

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Привет

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ПОМОГУ СОВЕТОМ ЗА 5 ЦЕНТОВ ПИСАТЕЛЬ В ДЕЛЕ

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Что беспокоит У меня горе я так подавлен

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Хочу быть любимым не знаю что делать

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Нельзя заставить любить глупыш

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Ты можешь просто быть добрым с людьми

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быть открытым

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Я облажался Мне уже поздно меняться

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Не знаю Я галлюцинация от наркотиков

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Скажу что пожелаешь

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Скажи что еще не поздно

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Не поздно Никогда не бывает поздно

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Да верно

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Никогда не поздно быть тем кем хочешь

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Решай сам как хочешь прожить

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С тебя 5 центов

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BOJACK HORSEMAN NADIE LO RECUERDA

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Oye

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CONSEJOS DE VIDA 5 CENTAVOS

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Cuál es el problema Vaya Estoy muy deprimido

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Quiero que todos me quieran pero no sé cómo lograrlo

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No puedes obligar a alguien a quererte tonto

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Lo único que puedes hacer es ser bueno con la gente

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y abrir tu corazón

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Lo arruiné todo Ya es demasiado tarde para mí no

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No lo sé Solo soy una alucinación

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Diré lo que quieras que diga Dime que no es demasiado tarde

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No es demasiado tarde Nunca es demasiado tarde

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Sí Así es

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Nunca es demasiado tarde para ser la persona que quieres ser

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Debes elegir qué vida quieres vivir

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Me debes cinco centavos por favor

Available in 8 languages

Duration

40 seconds

Views

30

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:33

Uploaded

Mar 15, 2026

Season

1

Episode

11

Genres

animation, comedy, drama

Production

Box Productions,Archipel 33>35,Need Productions,France 3 Cinéma,RTBF,TSR

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Movie Summary

BoJack Horseman was the star of the hit television show "Horsin' Around" in the '80s and '90s, but now he's washed up, living in Hollywood, complaining about everything, and wearing colorful sweaters.