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Bonding

Sometimes when I can't pee, I doa long division or sing "Happy Birthday." I'll just wait...

Bonding • S01E02 • 2019
Sometimes when I can't pee, I do
a long division or sing "Happy Birthday." I'll just wait here until you're gone
and then crumple into a million pieces

Full Transcript

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Sometimes when I can't pee, I do a long division or sing "Happy Birthday."
00:00:06.922 --> 00:00:10.076
I'll just wait here until you're gone and then crumple into a million pieces.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
99
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:53
Uploaded
Jun 12, 2025
Season
1
Episode
2
Genres
short, comedy, drama
Production
Walter Lantz Productions,Universal Pictures

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Movie Summary

A New York City grad student moonlighting as a dominatrix enlists her gay BFF from high school to be her assistant.
S01 • E01 Okay, but just promise me though, - Bonding 00:13
Okay, but just promise me though,
S01 • E07 Can I just say you are stunningly beautiful? - Bonding 00:06
Can I just say you are stunningly beautiful?
S01 • E01 It's about skin to skin. Like a baby. - Bonding 00:05
It's about skin to skin. Like a baby.
S01 • E02 And there it was, his number, like, right on the check. - Bonding 00:04
And there it was, his number, like, right on the check.
S01 • E04 The noise and all this, you know... - Bonding 00:05
The noise and all this, you know...
S01 • E07 Um, I actually don't disclose that information to my clients. - Bonding 00:05
Um, I actually don't disclose that information to my cl...
S01 • E02 Ugh, I'm supposed to present on what kind of therapist I want to be, - Bonding 00:05
Ugh, I'm supposed to present on what kind of therapist ...
S01 • E03 Drinking alone at the bar, - Bonding 00:08
Drinking alone at the bar,
S01 • E06 And maybe you know our administrators, Mrs. Cartwright and Mr. Sames? - Bonding 00:04
And maybe you know our administrators, Mrs. Cartwright and M...
S01 • E02 Well, no, I don't really go around telling my professors about my sex work. - Bonding 00:05
Well, no, I don't really go around telling my professor...
S01 • E03 Hoping that somebody would talk to me, - Bonding 00:05
Hoping that somebody would talk to me,
S01 • E06 Our lovely star professor here didn't have the proper boundaries, - Bonding 00:08
Our lovely star professor here didn't have the proper b...
S01 • E04 I don't know. I guess I didn't envision a date - Bonding 00:07
I don't know. I guess I didn't envision a date
S01 • E03 That I did a pretty shit production of West Side Story with - Bonding 00:08
That I did a pretty shit production of West Side Story with
S01 • E06 If you would like to stay around for my thesis presentation, - Bonding 00:06
If you would like to stay around for my thesis presentation,
S01 • E03 And I was like, "Holy shit." - Bonding 00:11
And I was like, "Holy shit."
S01 • E04 Okay, you're the one lying about wearing makeup, so... - Bonding 00:05
Okay, you're the one lying about wearing makeup, so...
S01 • E04 Well, I got punched in the face by my roommate's girlfriend - Bonding 00:06
Well, I got punched in the face by my roommate's girlfr...
S01 • E07 I just thought I want to know who it is that I'm paying for. - Bonding 00:04
I just thought I want to know who it is that I'm paying...
S01 • E02 The kitchen better be fucking spotless or I'll chop your dick off, okay? - Bonding 00:05
The kitchen better be fucking spotless or I'll chop you...