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Look, man, all we need is the tapes, all right? No, you don't get the tapes until you've...

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Dirk: Look, man, all we need is the tapes, all right? Record Producer: No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid. Dirk: In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense. Reed Rothchild: Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid. Dirk: Hello? Exactly. Record Producer: That's not an MP, that's a YP, your problem. Come up with the money, or forget it. Reed Rothchild: Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know all of this industry jargon, YP, MP. All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, all right, but the magic that is on those tapes. That fucking heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like assholes, man. Dirk: Let me explain to him in simple arithmetic. One, two three! Because you don't fuckin' get it, Burt! You give us the tapes. We get the record contract. We come back and give you your fuckin' money. Have you heard the tapes? Have you even heard them? We're guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good! Record Producer: Now I get it. Now I understand. You want it to happen... but it's not going to happen. Because it's a Catch-22. Dirk: What the fuck does that mean? What is a Catch-22, Burt? Record Producer: Catch-22, gentleman. Think about it. [pause] Dirk: You know what I'm thinking about, man? I'm thinking about kicking some fuckin' ass!


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Don't try-- -Hold on. Come on, come on, all right?
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All we need is the tapes, Burt.
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No. You don't get them until you pay.
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In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense!
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Wait. We can't pay the price of the demo tapes...
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...unless we take the demo tapes to the record company and get paid!
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Hello? Exactly.
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That's not an MP. That's a YP. "Your problem."
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Come up with the money and l'll give you the tapes. That's it.
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Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know this industry jargon.
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YP, MP. Whatever, okay?
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All I know is that I cannot get a record contract--
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We cannot get a record contract unless l take these tapes--
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And granted, the tapes themselves are your--
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Are your busi-- Are your-- You own them, okay?
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But the magic that is on the tapes, that fucking heart and soul...
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...that we put into those tapes, that is ours, and you don't own that.
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Now, l need to take that magic and get it to the record company.
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They're waiting. We were supposed to be there a half-hour ago.
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We look like assholes right now, man.
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I don't wanna do this anymore, honey. I can't. l just-- Let's have fun now.
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Let's just go and go and go, because it's over.
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There's too many things. Too many things. Too many things. Too many things.
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-Okay. -Let's go walk.
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-l don't wanna leave this room. -Me either.
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I love you, honey.
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-l love you, Mom.
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Let me explain to him in simple arithmetic. One, two, three.
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Because you don't fucking get it, Burt. You give us the tapes.
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We get the record contract. We come back and give you your fucking money.
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Have you heard the tapes? Have you heard them?
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We're guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good!
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Okay, now l got it. l got it. Now I understand.
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I know you want it to happen, but it's not gonna happen...
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...because it's a Catch-22, and that's it.
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What the fuck does that mean? What is a Catch-22, Burt?
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-Aah. -Twenty-two, gentlemen. Think about it.
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-You know what l'm thinking about, man? -No, Dirk!
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I'm thinking about kicking some fucking ass in here!
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Scotty, get him out of here.
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Thanks a lot for backing us up too. Real good.
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Fuck.
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-Mr. Swope. - Yes.
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We can't help you.
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I have all the papers, though. I mean, every-- Everything's in order, yes?
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Yes, yes, but we can't give you a loan. I'm sorry.
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-Why? -l don't understand. Why?
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Yeah, why can't you give me the loan?
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Mr. Swope, you're a pornographer.
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This bank is not in business to support pornography.
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Okay, l'm not a pornographer, though. I'm an actor.
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-l'm sorry. -Please, please.
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Now, this is a new business for me.
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All right? lt's a real thing that l wanna do. It's a real thing that I can do. Please.
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-l'm sorry. -Well, we did everything right.
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Okay, honey, it's okay. Just wait a minute, wait a minute.
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Now, let's just take a minute, okay? Um....
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Look, you have something to say. I have something to say, all right?
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So let's just talk, okay?
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If there is something that I didn't fill out correctly on this...
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...or if there is something l left out, or maybe you want me to write on there...
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...just tell me what to write on there. I'll write it on there.
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I'm sorry.
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You're not being fair. This isn't fair.
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This financial institution cannot endorse pornography.
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Stop saying that! Will you quit saying "pornography"?
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-Why are you doing this to me? -Please. Now, please. I'm sorry.
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I'm an-- l am an ac-- I am an actor.
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Come on.

Clip duration: 236 seconds
Views: 754
Timestamp in movie: 01h 44m 58s
Uploaded: 17 September, 2021
Genres: drama
Summary: Set in 1977, back when sex was safe, pleasure was a business and business was booming, idealistic porn producer Jack Horner aspires to elevate his craft to an art form. Horner discovers Eddie Adams, a hot young talent working as a busboy in a nightclub, and welcomes him into the extended family of movie-makers, misfits and hangers-on that are always around. Adams' rise from nobody to a celebrity adult entertainer is meteoric, and soon the whole world seems to know his porn alter ego, "Dirk Diggler". Now, when disco and drugs are in vogue, fashion is in flux and the party never seems to stop, Adams' dreams of turning sex into stardom are about to collide with cold, hard reality.


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