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Dirk:Look, man, all we need is the tapes, all right?Record Producer:No, you don't get the tapes until you've paid.Dirk:In our situation, that doesn't make any fucking sense.Reed Rothchild:Look, we can not pay for the tapes, unless we take the tapes to the record company, and get paid.Dirk:Hello? Exactly.Record Producer:That's not an MP, that's a YP, your problem. Come up with the money, or forget it.Reed Rothchild:Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know all of this industry jargon, YP, MP. All I know is that I can't get a record contract, we cannot get a record contract unless we take those tapes to the record company. And granted, the tapes themselves are a uh um oh, you own them, all right, but the magic that is on those tapes. That fucking heart and soul that we put onto those tapes, that is ours and you don't own that. Now I need to take that magic and get it over the record company. And they're waiting for us, we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. We look like assholes, man.Dirk:Let me explain to him in simple arithmetic. One, two three! Because you don't fuckin' get it, Burt! You give us the tapes. We get the record contract. We come back and give you your fuckin' money. Have you heard the tapes? Have you even heard them? We're guaranteed a record deal. Our stuff is that good!Record Producer:Now I get it. Now I understand. You want it to happen... but it's not going to happen. Because it's a Catch-22.Dirk:What the fuck does that mean? What is a Catch-22, Burt?Record Producer:Catch-22, gentleman. Think about it.Dirk:You know what I'm thinking about, man? I'm thinking about kicking some fuckin' ass!
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All we need is the tapes Burt
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No You don't get them until you pay
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In our situation that doesn't make any fucking sense
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Wait We can't pay the price of the demo tapes
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unless we take the demo tapes to the record company and get paid
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Hello Exactly
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That's not an MP That's a YP Your problem
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Come up with the money and I'll give you the tapes That's it
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Okay now you're talking above my head I don't know this industry jargon
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YP MP Whatever okay
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All I know is that I cannot get a record contract
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We cannot get a record contract unless I take these tapes
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And granted the tapes themselves are your
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Are your busi Are your You own them okay
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But the magic that is on the tapes that fucking heart and soul
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that we put into those tapes that is ours and you don't own that
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Now I need to take that magic and get it to the record company
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They're waiting We were supposed to be there a half hour ago
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We look like assholes right now man
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I don't wanna do this anymore honey I can't I just Let's have fun now
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Let's just go and go and go because it's over
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There's too many things Too many things Too many things Too many things
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Okay Let's go walk
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I don't wanna leave this room Me either ha ha
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I love you honey
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I love you Mom Aah
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Let me explain to him in simple arithmetic One two three
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Because you don't fucking get it Burt You give us the tapes
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We get the record contract We come back and give you your fucking money
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Have you heard the tapes Have you heard them
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We're guaranteed a record deal Our stuff is that good
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Okay now I got it I got it Now I understand
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I know you want it to happen but it's not gonna happen
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because it's a Catch 22 and that's it
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What the fuck does that mean What is a Catch 22 Burt
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Aah Twenty two gentlemen Think about it
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You know what I'm thinking about man No Dirk
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I'm thinking about kicking some fucking ass in here
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لا تحاول انتظر هيا هيا حسن ا
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كل ما نحتاجه هو الأشرطة يا بيرت
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لا لن تحصل عليها حتى تدفع
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في حالتنا هذا ليس له أي معنى سخيف
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انتظر لا نستطيع دفع ثمن الأشرطة التجريبية
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ما لم نأخذ الأشرطة التجريبية إلى شركة التسجيلات ونحصل على أموال
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مرحب ا بالضبط
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هذا ليس نائبا هذا يب مشكلتك
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أحضر المال وسأعطيك الأشرطة هذا كل شيء
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حسن ا أنت الآن تتحدث فوق رأسي لا أعرف هذه المصطلحات الصناعية
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يب النائب أيا كان حسنا
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كل ما أعرفه هو ذلك لا أستطيع الحصول على عقد تسجيل
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لا يمكننا الحصول على عقد تسجيل إلا إذا أخذت هذه الأشرطة
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ومنحت الأشرطة نفسها هي
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هل عملك هل عملك أنت تملكهم حسنا
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لكن السحر الموجود على الأشرطة ذلك القلب والروح اللعينان
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التي وضعناها في تلك الأشرطة هذا هو لنا وأنت لا تملك ذلك
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الآن أنا بحاجة لأخذ هذا السحر وإيصاله إلى شركة التسجيلات
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إنهم ينتظرون كان من المفترض أن نكون هناك قبل نصف ساعة
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نحن نبدو مثل المتسكعون الآن يا رجل
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لا أريد أن أفعل هذا بعد الآن يا عزيزتي لا أستطبع أنا فقط فلنستمتع الآن
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دعنا فقط نذهب ونذهب ونذهب لأنه انتهى
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هناك أشياء كثيرة جدا أشياء كثيرة جدا أشياء كثيرة جدا أشياء كثيرة جدا
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تمام دعنا نذهب المشي
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لا أريد مغادرة هذه الغرفة وأنا أيضا ها ها
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أحبك يا عسل
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أحبك أمي اه
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اسمحوا لي أن أشرح له بطريقة حسابية بسيطة واحد اثنين ثلاثة
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لأنك لا تفهم الأمر يا بيرت أنت تعطينا الأشرطة
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حصلنا على العقد القياسي نعود ونعطيك أموالك اللعينة
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هل سمعت الأشرطة هل سمعتهم
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نحن نضمن صفقة قياسية الاشياء لدينا هي جيدة
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حسنا الآن حصلت عليه حصلت عليه الآن أفهم
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أعلم أنك تريد أن يحدث ذلك لكن ذلك لن يحدث
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لأنه كاتش 22 وهذا كل شيء
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ماذا يعني ذلك ما هو كاتش 22 يا بيرت
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اه اثنان وعشرون أيها السادة فكر في الأمر
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هل تعرف ما أفكر فيه يا رجل لا ديرك
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أنا أفكر في ركل بعض الحمار اللعين هنا
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не опитвай Дръж се Хайде хайде става ли
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Всичко от което се нуждаем са лентите Бърт
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Не Не ги получавате докато не платите
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В нашата ситуация това няма шибан смисъл
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чакай Не можем да платим цената на демо касетите
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освен ако не занесем демо касетите на звукозаписната компания и ни платят
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здравей точно така
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Това не е депутат Това е YP Твой проблем
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Излезте с парите и ще ви дам касетите Това е
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Добре сега ми говориш над главата Не знам този индустриален жаргон
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YP MP Каквото и да е става ли
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Всичко което знам е това Не мога да получа договор за запис
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Не можем да получим договор за запис освен ако не взема тези касети
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И дадено самите ленти са ваши
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Вашият бизнес ли е Вашият ли е Вие ги притежавате нали
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Но магията която е на записите това шибано сърце и душа
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които поставихме в тези ленти това е наше и вие не го притежавате
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Сега трябва да взема тази магия и да я занеса на звукозаписната компания
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Те чакат Трябваше да сме там преди половин час
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В момента изглеждаме като задници човече
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Не искам да правя това повече скъпа аз не мога Аз просто Хайде сега да се забавляваме
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Нека просто вървим и вървим и вървим защото свърши
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Има твърде много неща Твърде много неща Твърде много неща Твърде много неща
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Добре Хайде да се разходим
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Не искам да напускам тази стая И аз ха ха
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Обичам те скъпа
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Обичам те мамо Ааа
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Нека му обясня с проста аритметика Едно две три
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Защото не разбираш по дяволите Бърт Вие ни давате лентите
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Получаваме договора за запис Ние се връщаме и ви даваме шибаните ви пари
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Чувал ли си записите Чували ли сте ги
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Имаме гаранция за рекордна сделка Нашите неща са толкова добри
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Добре сега го разбрах разбрах го Сега разбирам
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Знам че искаш да се случи ама няма да стане
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защото е Catch 22 и това е всичко
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Какво по дяволите означава това Какво е Catch 22 Бърт
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Ааа Двадесет и две господа Помислете за това
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Знаеш ли за какво си мисля човече Не Дърк
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Мисля да ритна някой шибан задник тук
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No ho intentis Espera Va va d'acord
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Tot el que necessitem són les cintes Burt
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No No els rebeu fins que pagueu
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En la nostra situació això no té cap sentit
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Espera No podem pagar el preu de les cintes de demostració
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tret que agafem les cintes de demostració a la discogràfica i cobrar
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hola Exactament
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Això no és un diputat Això és un YP El teu problema
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Aconsegueix els diners i et donaré les cintes Això és tot
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D'acord ara estàs parlant per sobre del meu cap No conec l'argot del sector
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YP MP El que sigui d'acord
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Tot el que sé és això No puc aconseguir un contracte discogràfic
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No podem aconseguir un contracte discogràfic tret que prengui aquestes cintes
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I concedit les cintes en si són les teves
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És el teu negoci És el teu Els propietaris d'acord
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Però la màgia que hi ha a les cintes aquell puto cor i ànima
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que posem en aquestes cintes això és nostre i no ets el propietari
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Ara necessito agafar aquesta màgia i portar lo a la discogràfica
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Estan esperant Se suposava que ser hi fa mitja hora
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En aquests moments semblem uns imbècils home
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Ja no vull fer això amor No puc Jo només Divertim nos ara
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Anem i anem i anem perquè s'ha acabat
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Hi ha massa coses Massa coses Massa coses Massa coses
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D'acord Anem a caminar
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No vull sortir d'aquesta habitació Jo tampoc ha ha
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T'estimo amor
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T'estimo mare Aah
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Permeteu me explicar li amb aritmètica senzilla Un dos tres
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Perquè no ho entens Burt Ens doneu les cintes
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Tenim el contracte discogràfic Tornem i donar te els teus putos diners
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Heu sentit les cintes Els heu sentit
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Tenim garantit un contracte discogràfic Les nostres coses són tan bones
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D'acord ara ho tinc Ho entenc Ara ho entenc
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Sé que vols que passi però no passarà
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perquè és un Catch 22 i ja està
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Què carai vol dir això Què és un Catch 22 Burt
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Aah Vint i dos senyors Penseu hi
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Saps en què estic pensant home No Dirk
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Estic pensant fent una puntada de cul per aquí
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不要尝试 等一下 来吧 来吧 好吗
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我们所需要的只是磁带 伯特
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不 只有付款后才能得到它们
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在我们的情况下 这他妈的没有任何意义
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等待 我们付不起演示磁带的价格
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除非我们把演示带带到唱片公司并获得报酬
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你好 确切地
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那不是议员 那是YP 你的问题
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拿出钱来 我就把磁带给你 就是这样
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好吧 现在你在我头上说话了 我不懂这个行业术语
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YP 议员 无论如何 好吗
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我只知道 我拿不到唱片合约
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除非我拿走这些磁带 否则我们无法获得唱片合同
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并授予 磁带本身就是你的
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您的生意是 您的 你拥有它们 好吗
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但磁带上的魔力 那该死的心和灵魂
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我们放入这些磁带中 那是我们的 你不拥有它
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现在 我需要将这种魔力带到唱片公司
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他们在等待 我们本来应该在半小时前到达那里的
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我们现在看起来像混蛋 伙计
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我不想再这样了 亲爱的 我不能 我只是 现在让我们玩得开心吧
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我们就走吧 走吧 走吧 因为一切都结束了
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事情太多了 事情太多了 事情太多了 事情太多了
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好的 我们去散步吧
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我不想离开这个房间 我也是 哈哈哈
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我爱你 亲爱的
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妈妈我爱你 啊啊
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让我用简单的算术向他解释一下 一二三
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因为你他妈的根本不明白 伯特 你把磁带给我们
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我们拿到了唱片合同 我们回来给你你他妈的钱
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你听过录音带吗 你听到过他们的声音吗
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我们保证达成创纪录的交易 我们的东西就是这么好
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好吧 现在我明白了 我得到了它 现在我明白了
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我知道你希望它发生 但这不会发生
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因为这是第 22 条军规 仅此而已
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这他妈是什么意思 伯特 什么是第二十二条军规
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啊啊 二十二 先生们 想一想
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你知道我在想什么吗 伙计 不 德克
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我正在考虑在这里踢一些他妈的屁股
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ne pokušavaj Stani malo Hajde hajde u redu
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Sve što trebamo su trake Burt
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Ne Ne dobivate ih dok ne platite
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U našoj situaciji to nema jebenog smisla
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Čekati Ne možemo platiti cijenu demo kaseta
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osim ako ne odnesemo demo kasete diskografskoj kući i dobijemo plaću
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Zdravo Točno
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To nije zastupnik To je YP Tvoj problem
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Dođi s novcem i dat ću ti trake to je to
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U redu sada govoriš iznad moje glave Ne poznajem ovaj industrijski žargon
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YP MP Kako god u redu
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Sve što znam je to Ne mogu dobiti ugovor za diskografsku ploču
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Ne možemo dobiti ugovor za snimanje osim ako ne uzmem ove trake
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I odobreno same trake su tvoje
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Jesu li vaši poslovi Jesu li vaši Ti ih posjeduješ u redu
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Ali magija koja je na trakama to jebeno srce i duša
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koje smo stavili na te trake to je naše a vi to ne posjedujete
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Sada moram uzeti tu magiju i odnijeti je diskografskoj kući
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Čekaju Trebali smo biti tamo prije pola sata
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Trenutno izgledamo kao šupci čovječe
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Ne želim ovo više raditi dušo ne mogu Ja samo Hajdemo se sada zabaviti
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Idemo i idemo i idemo jer je gotovo
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Ima previše stvari Previše stvari Previše stvari Previše stvari
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U redu Idemo prošetati
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Ne želim napustiti ovu sobu Ni ja ha ha
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volim te dušo
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Volim te mama Aah
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Dopustite mi da mu objasnim jednostavnom aritmetikom Jedan dva tri
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Jer ti to jebeno ne shvaćaš Burt Dajte nam trake
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Dobivamo ugovor o snimanju Vratit ćemo se i dati ti tvoj jebeni novac
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Jeste li čuli trake Jeste li ih čuli
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Zajamčen nam je rekordni ugovor Naše stvari su tako dobre
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U redu sad sam shvatio shvatio sam Sada razumijem
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Znam da želiš da se dogodi ali to se neće dogoditi
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jer je to Catch 22 i to je to
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Što to dovraga znači Što je Catch 22 Burt
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Aah Dvadeset dva gospodo Razmisli o tome
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Znaš o čemu razmišljam čovječe Ne Dirk
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Razmišljam o tome da razbijem neko jebeno dupe ovdje
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nezkoušej Vydrž Pojď pojď dobře
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Vše co potřebujeme jsou pásky Burte
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Ne Nezískáte je dokud nezaplatíte
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V naší situaci to kurva nedává smysl
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Počkejte Nemůžeme platit cena demo kazet
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pokud nevezmeme demo kazety nahrávací společnosti a dostat zaplaceno
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Ahoj Přesně
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To není poslanec To je YP Tvůj problém
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Pojď s penězi a já vám dám pásky To je vše
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Dobře teď mluvíš nad mou hlavou Neznám tento oborový žargon
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YP MP Cokoli dobře
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Vím jen to Nemohu získat nahrávací smlouvu
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Nemůžeme získat nahrávací smlouvu pokud si nevezmu tyhle pásky
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a uděleno samotné pásky jsou vaše
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Máte co dělat Jste Vlastníš je ano
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Ale kouzlo které je na páskách to zasrané srdce a duše
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které jsme vložili do těch pásek to je naše a ty to nevlastníš
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Teď musím vzít to kouzlo a dostat to do nahrávací společnosti
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Čekají Měli jsme být tam před půl hodinou
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Právě teď vypadáme jako kreténi člověče
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Už to nechci dělat zlato Nemůžu Já jen Pojďme se teď bavit
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Pojďme prostě jít a jít a jít protože je konec
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Je toho příliš mnoho Příliš mnoho věcí Příliš mnoho věcí Příliš mnoho věcí
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Dobře Pojďme se projít
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Nechci opustit tento pokoj Já taky ha ha
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Miluji tě zlato
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Miluji tě mami Aah
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Dovolte mi abych mu to vysvětlil jednoduchou aritmetikou Jeden dva tři
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Protože to kurva nechápeš Burte Dáte nám pásky
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Dostáváme nahrávací smlouvu Vracíme se a dát ti ty zasraný peníze
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Slyšel jsi kazety Slyšeli jste je
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Máme zaručenou nahrávací smlouvu Naše věci jsou tak dobré
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Dobře teď to mám Mám to Teď už to chápu
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Vím že chceš aby se to stalo ale to se nestane
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protože je to Catch 22 a to je vše
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Co to sakra znamená Co je to Catch 22 Burte
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Aah Dvacet dva pánové Přemýšlejte o tom
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Víš o čem přemýšlím člověče Ne Dirku
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Přemýšlím o kopat sem zasranej prdel
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Ära proovi Oota Tule tule olgu
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Kõik mida me vajame on kassette Burt
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Ei Sa ei saa neid enne kui maksate
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Meie olukorras sellel pole kuradi mõtet
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Oota Me ei saa demolintide hinda maksta
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kui me just demokassetid plaadifirmasse ei vii ja palka ei saa
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Tere Täpselt nii
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See pole parlamendisaadik See on YP Sinu probleem
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Tule raha välja ja ma annan sulle lindid See on kõik
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Olgu nüüd sa räägid minu pea kohal Ma ei tunne seda tööstusharu kõnepruuki
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JP parlamendisaadik Mida iganes okei
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Kõik mida ma tean on see Ma ei saa plaadilepingut
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Me ei saa plaadilepingut enne kui ma neid kassette ei võta
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Ja antud lindid ise on sinu
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Kas teie töö Kas teie Sulle kuuluvad need eks
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Kuid see maagia mis lintidel on see kuradi süda ja hing
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mille me nendele lintidele panime see on meie oma ja see ei kuulu teile
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Nüüd pean ma selle maagia kätte võtma ja plaadifirmasse viima
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Nad ootavad Me pidime seal pool tundi tagasi olema
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Me näeme praegu välja nagu sitapead mees
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Ma ei taha seda enam teha kallis Ma ei saa Ma lihtsalt Lõbutseme nüüd
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Lihtsalt lähme ja lähme ja lähme sest see on läbi
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Asju on liiga palju Liiga palju asju Liiga palju asju Liiga palju asju
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Olgu Lähme jalutama
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Ma ei taha sellest toast lahkuda Mina ka ha ha
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Ma armastan sind kallis
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Ma armastan sind ema Aah
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Lubage mul selgitada talle lihtsa aritmeetikaga Üks kaks kolm
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Sest sa ei saa sellest aru Burt Sa annad meile lindid
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Saame plaadilepingu Me tuleme tagasi ja anname sulle su kuradi raha
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Kas olete linte kuulnud Kas olete neid kuulnud
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Meile on plaadileping garanteeritud Meie asjad on nii head
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Olgu nüüd sain aru sain aru Nüüd ma saan aru
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Ma tean et sa tahad et see juhtuks aga seda ei juhtu
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sest see on Catch 22 ja kõik
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Mida kuradit see tähendab Mis on Catch 22 Burt
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Aah Kakskümmend kaks härrased
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Mõelge sellele Tead millest ma mõtlen mees Ei Dirk
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Ma mõtlen siia mõne kuradi perse löömisele
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Μην προσπαθείς Υπομονή Έλα έλα εντάξει
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Το μόνο που χρειαζόμαστε είναι οι κασέτες Μπερτ
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Όχι Δεν τα παίρνεις μέχρι να πληρώσεις
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Στην κατάστασή μας αυτό δεν έχει νόημα
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Περιμένετε Δεν μπορούμε να πληρώσουμε το τίμημα των κασετών επίδειξης
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εκτός αν πάμε τις κασέτες επίδειξης στη δισκογραφική εταιρεία και πληρωθούμε
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Γειά σου Ακριβώς
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Αυτός δεν είναι βουλευτής Αυτό είναι ένα ΥΠ Το πρόβλημά σου
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Έλα με τα λεφτά και θα σου δώσω τις κασέτες Αυτό είναι όλο
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Εντάξει τώρα μιλάς πάνω από το κεφάλι μου Δεν γνωρίζω αυτήν την ορολογία του κλάδου
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ΥΠ βουλευτής Ό τι να 'ναι εντάξει
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Το μόνο που ξέρω είναι αυτό Δεν μπορώ να βγάλω δισκογραφικό συμβόλαιο
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Δεν μπορούμε να βγάλουμε δισκογραφικό συμβόλαιο αν δεν πάρω αυτές τις κασέτες
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Και παραχωρήθηκε οι ίδιες οι κασέτες είναι δικές σας
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Είστε η δουλειά σας Είστε Τα κατέχεις εντάξει
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Αλλά η μαγεία που υπάρχει στις κασέτες αυτή η γαμημένη καρδιά και ψυχή
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που βάλαμε σε αυτές τις κασέτες αυτό είναι δικό μας και δεν το κατέχετε
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Τώρα πρέπει να πάρω αυτό το μαγικό και να το πάω στη δισκογραφική εταιρεία
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Περιμένουν Υποτίθεται ότι ήμασταν εκεί πριν από μισή ώρα
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Μοιάζουμε με μαλάκες αυτή τη στιγμή φίλε
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Δεν θέλω να το κάνω άλλο γλυκιά μου Δεν μπορώ Απλώς Ας διασκεδάσουμε τώρα
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Πάμε και πάμε και φεύγουμε γιατί τελείωσε
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Υπάρχουν πάρα πολλά πράγματα Πάρα πολλά πράγματα Πάρα πολλά πράγματα Πάρα πολλά πράγματα
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Εντάξει Πάμε να περπατήσουμε
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Δεν θέλω να φύγω από αυτό το δωμάτιο Και εγώ χα χα
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Σε αγαπώ γλυκιά μου
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Σε αγαπώ μαμά Αχ
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Να του εξηγήσω με απλή αριθμητική Ένα δύο τρία
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Γιατί δεν το καταλαβαίνεις Μπερτ Μας δίνεις τις κασέτες
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Παίρνουμε το δισκογραφικό συμβόλαιο Επιστρέφουμε και σου δίνουμε τα γαμημένα λεφτά σου
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Έχετε ακούσει τις κασέτες Τα έχεις ακούσει
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Έχουμε εγγυημένη συμφωνία ρεκόρ Τα πράγματά μας είναι τόσο καλά
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Εντάξει τώρα το κατάλαβα το πήρα Τώρα κατάλαβα
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Ξέρω ότι θέλεις να συμβεί αλλα δεν θα γινει
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γιατί είναι Catch 22 και αυτό είναι
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Τι στο διάολο σημαίνει αυτό Τι είναι το Catch 22 Burt
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Αχ Είκοσι δύο κύριοι Σκεφτείτε το
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Ξέρεις τι σκέφτομαι φίλε Όχι Ντιρκ
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Σκέφτομαι να κλωτσήσω έναν γαμημένο κώλο εδώ μέσα
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Ne próbálkozz Várj Gyerünk gyerünk rendben
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Csak a szalagokra van szükségünk Burt
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Nem Addig nem kapod meg őket amíg nem fizetsz
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A mi helyzetünkben ennek rohadtul semmi értelme
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Várjon Nem tudunk fizetni a demószalagok ára
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hacsak nem vesszük a demószalagokat a lemezcéghez és megkapja a fizetést
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Helló Pontosan
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Ez nem képviselő Ez egy YP A te problémád
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Gyere elő a pénzzel és odaadom a szalagokat Ennyi
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Oké most a fejem fölött beszélsz Nem ismerem ezt az iparági zsargont
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YP képviselő Mindegy oké
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Csak azt tudom Nem tudok lemezszerződést kötni
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Nem köthetünk lemezszerződést hacsak nem veszem fel ezeket a kazettákat
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És megadatott maguk a szalagok a tiéd
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A te dolgod A te Tiéd van oké
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De a varázslat ami a szalagokon van az a kibaszott szív és lélek
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amit beraktunk azokra a szalagokra ez a miénk és ez nem a te tulajdonod
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Most el kell fogadnom ezt a varázslatot és vigye el a lemezcéghez
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Várnak Azt hittük hogy ott legyek fél órája
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Most úgy nézünk ki mint egy seggfej ember
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Nem akarom ezt tovább csinálni drágám nem tudok Én csak szórakozzunk most
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Csak menjünk és menjünk és menjünk mert vége
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Túl sok minden van Túl sok mindent Túl sok mindent Túl sok mindent
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Oké Menjünk sétálni
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Nem akarom elhagyni ezt a szobát Én is ha ha
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Szeretlek édesem
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Szeretlek anya Aah
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Hadd magyarázzam el neki egyszerű aritmetikával Egy kettő három
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Mert kurvára nem érted Burt Ön adja nekünk a szalagokat
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Megkapjuk a lemezszerződést Visszajövünk és odaadja a kibaszott pénzét
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Hallottad a szalagokat Hallottad őket
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Garantáltuk a lemezszerződést Nagyon jók a cuccaink
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Oké most megvan megvan Most már értem
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Tudom hogy azt akarod hogy megtörténjen de nem fog megtörténni
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mert ez egy Catch 22 és ennyi
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Mi a faszt jelent ez Mi az a Catch 22 Burt
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Aah Huszonkettő uraim Gondolj bele
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Tudod mire gondolok haver Nem Dirk
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azon gondolkodom rúgj ide egy kibaszott segget
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Ekki reyna Bíddu við Komdu komdu allt í lagi
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Allt sem við þurfum eru spólurnar Burt
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Nei Þú færð þau ekki fyrr en þú borgar
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Í okkar aðstæðum það meikar ekkert helvítis sense
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Bíddu Við getum ekki borgað verðið á kynningarspólunum
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nema við tökum kynningarspólurnar til plötufyrirtækisins og fáðu borgað
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Halló Einmitt
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Það er ekki þingmaður Það er YP Vandamál þitt Komdu
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með peningana og ég skal gefa þér spólurnar Það er það
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Jæja nú ertu að tala fyrir ofan höfuðið á mér Ég þekki ekki þetta bragfræðimál
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Já þingmaður Hvað sem er allt í lagi
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Það eina sem ég veit er það Ég get ekki fengið plötusamning
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Við getum ekki fengið plötusamning nema ég taki þessar spólur
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Og veitti spólurnar sjálfar eru þínar
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Ertu upptekinn Ertu Þú átt þá allt í lagi
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En galdurinn sem er á spólunum þetta helvítis hjarta og sál
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sem við settum inn á þessar spólur það er okkar og þú átt það ekki
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Nú þarf ég að taka þennan töfra og fá það til plötufyrirtækisins
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Þeir bíða Við áttum að vera þar fyrir hálftíma síðan
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Við lítum út eins og fífl núna maður
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Ég vil ekki gera þetta lengur elskan Ég get það ekki Ég bara Við skulum skemmta okkur núna
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Við skulum bara fara og fara og fara því það er búið
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Það er of margt Of margt Of margt Of margt
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Allt í lagi Við skulum ganga
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Ég vil ekki yfirgefa þetta herbergi Ég líka ha ha
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Ég elska þig elskan
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Ég elska þig mamma Áa
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Leyfðu mér að útskýra fyrir honum í einföldum reikningi Einn tveir þrír
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Vegna þess að þú skilur það ekki Burt Þú gefur okkur spólurnar
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Við fáum plötusamninginn Við komum aftur og gefa þér helvítis peningana þína
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Hefurðu heyrt spólurnar Hefurðu heyrt þá
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Okkur er tryggður plötusamningur Dótið okkar er svo gott
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Jæja nú fattaði ég það Ég náði því Nú skil ég
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Ég veit að þú vilt að það gerist en það mun ekki gerast
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vegna þess að þetta er Catch 22 og það er það
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Hvað í fjandanum þýðir það Hvað er Catch 22 Burt
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Ááá Tuttugu og tveir herrar mínir Hugsaðu um það
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Veistu hvað ég er að hugsa um maður Nei Dirk
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Ég er að hugsa um að sparka í einhvern helvítis rassinn hérna
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Jangan mencoba Tunggu Ayo ayo oke
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Yang kita butuhkan hanyalah kasetnya Burt
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Tidak Anda tidak akan mendapatkannya sampai Anda membayar
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Dalam situasi kita itu tidak masuk akal
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Tunggu Kami tidak bisa membayar harga demo tapenya
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kecuali kita mengambil kaset demonya ke perusahaan rekaman dan dapatkan bayaran
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Halo Tepat
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Itu bukan anggota parlemen Itu YP Masalahmu
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Berikan uangnya dan aku akan memberimu kasetnya Itu saja
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Oke sekarang kamu berbicara di atas kepalaku Saya tidak tahu jargon industri ini
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YP MP Terserah oke
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Yang saya tahu hanyalah itu Saya tidak bisa mendapatkan kontrak rekaman
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Kami tidak bisa mendapatkan kontrak rekaman kecuali aku mengambil rekaman ini
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Dan memang rekaman itu sendiri adalah
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Apakah bisnis Anda Apakah Anda pemiliknya oke
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Tapi keajaiban yang ada di rekaman itu hati dan jiwa sialan itu
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yang kami masukkan ke dalam rekaman itu itu milik kami dan kamu bukan pemiliknya
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Sekarang saya perlu mengambil keajaiban itu dan membawanya ke perusahaan rekaman
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Mereka sedang menunggu Kami seharusnya berada di sana setengah jam yang lalu
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Kami terlihat seperti bajingan sekarang kawan
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Aku tidak ingin melakukan ini lagi sayang saya tidak bisa Aku hanya Ayo bersenang senang sekarang
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Ayo pergi dan pergi dan pergi karena semuanya sudah berakhir
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Ada terlalu banyak hal Terlalu banyak hal Terlalu banyak hal Terlalu banyak hal
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Oke Ayo jalan jalan
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Aku tidak ingin meninggalkan ruangan ini Aku juga ha ha
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Aku mencintaimu sayang
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Aku mencintaimu Bu Aah
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Izinkan saya menjelaskan kepadanya dengan aritmatika sederhana Satu dua tiga
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Karena kamu tidak mengerti Burt Anda memberi kami rekamannya
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Kami mendapatkan kontrak rekaman Kami kembali dan memberimu uang sialanmu
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Pernahkah Anda mendengar rekamannya Pernahkah Anda mendengarnya
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Kami dijamin mendapat kontrak rekaman Barang kami bagus sekali
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Oke sekarang saya mengerti Saya mengerti Sekarang saya mengerti
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Saya tahu Anda ingin itu terjadi tapi itu tidak akan terjadi
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karena itu adalah Catch 22 dan hanya itu
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Apa maksudnya Apa itu Catch 22 Burt
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Aah Dua puluh dua Tuan tuan Pikirkan tentang hal ini
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Kamu tahu apa yang aku pikirkan kawan Tidak Dirk
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aku sedang memikirkannya menendang pantat sialan di sini
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Non provare Aspetta Andiamo andiamo va bene
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Ci servono solo le registrazioni Burt
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No Non li ricevi finché non paghi
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Nella nostra situazione non ha alcun senso cazzo
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Aspettare Non possiamo pagare il prezzo dei demo tape
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a meno che non portiamo i demo alla casa discografica e veniamo pagati
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Ciao Esattamente
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Quello non è un parlamentare Questo è un YP Il tuo
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problema Vieni con i soldi e ti darò i nastri Questo è tutto
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Ok ora parli al di sopra della mia testa Non conosco questo gergo del settore
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Sì deputato Qualunque cosa ok
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Tutto quello che so è questo Non riesco ad ottenere un contratto discografico
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Non possiamo ottenere un contratto discografico se non prendo questi nastri
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E concesso i nastri stessi sono tuoi
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I tuoi affari I tuoi Li possiedi ok
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Ma la magia che c'è nei nastri quel dannato cuore e quell'anima
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che abbiamo inserito in quei nastri quello è nostro e non lo possiedi
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Ora devo prendere quella magia e portarla alla casa discografica
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Stanno aspettando Dovevamo essere lì mezz'ora fa
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Sembriamo degli stronzi in questo momento amico
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Non voglio più farlo tesoro Non posso Io solo divertiamoci adesso
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Andiamo e basta andiamo e andiamo perché è finita
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Ci sono troppe cose Troppe cose Troppe cose Troppe cose
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Va bene Andiamo a camminare
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Non voglio lasciare questa stanza Nemmeno io ah ah
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Ti amo tesoro
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Voglio bene alla tua mamma Aah
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Lascia che glielo spieghi con una semplice aritmetica Uno due tre
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Perché non capisci cazzo Burt Tu ci dai i nastri
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Otteniamo il contratto discografico Torniamo e ti diamo i tuoi fottuti soldi
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Hai sentito i nastri Li hai sentiti
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Ci è garantito un contratto discografico La nostra roba è così buona
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Ok ora ho capito Capito Ora capisco
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So che vuoi che accada ma non succederà
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perché è un Comma 22 e basta
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Che cazzo significa Cos'è il Comma 22 Burt
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Aah Ventidue signori Pensaci
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Sai a cosa sto pensando amico No Dirk
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Sto pensando di spaccare qualche cazzo di culo qui
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試してはいけません ちょっと待ってください さあ さあ いいですか
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必要なのはテープだけだ バート
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いいえ 支払うまでは入手できません
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私たちの状況では それはまったく意味がありません
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待って デモテープ代も払えない
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デモテープをレコード会社に持っていってお金をもらわない限り
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こんにちは その通り
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それは国会議員ではありません それがYPです あなたの問題です
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お金を持ってきて テープをあげます それでおしまい
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さて あなたは私の頭の上で話しています この業界用語はわかりません
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YP 国会議員 何でもいいよ
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私が知っているのはそれだけです レコード契約が取れない
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このテープを持っていかないとレコード契約は取れないのですが
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そして当然のことですが テープ自体はあなたのものです
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お忙しいですか ですか あなたがそれらを所有しています いいですか
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しかし テープに込められた魔法は そのクソみたいな心と魂
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私たちがそれらのテープに入れたのは それは私たちのものであり あなたはそれを所有していません
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さあ その魔法をレコード会社に届けなければなりません
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彼らは待っています 私たちは30分前にそこにいるはずだった
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今の僕らはクソみたいだ おいおい
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もうこんなことはしたくない ハニー 私はできません ただ 今は楽しみましょう
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ただ行って 行って 行ってみましょう もう終わったから
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いろいろありすぎます ものが多すぎます ものが多すぎます ものが多すぎます
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わかった 歩きましょう
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この部屋から出たくないです 私も ははは
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愛しています ハニー
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ママ 愛してるよ ああ
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簡単な算術で彼に説明しましょう 1 2 3
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だって 君には理解できないんだよ バート あなたは私たちにテープをくれます
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レコード契約を獲得します 私たちは戻ってきて あなたにお金を渡します
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テープを聞いたことがありますか 聞いたことがありますか
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私たちはレコード契約を保証します 私たちのものはとても良いものです
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さて わかりました わかった 今なら分かります
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そうなってほしいのはわかるけど でもそれは起こらないでしょう
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それはキャッチ 22 なので それだけです
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それは一体どういう意味ですか キャッチ 22 とは何ですか バート
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ああ 二十二名 紳士諸君 考えてみてください
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私が何を考えているか知っていますか いや ディルク
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ここでちょっとしたことを考えているんだ
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Nemēģiniet Turies Nāc nāc labi
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Viss kas mums nepieciešams ir lentes Bērt
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Nē Jūs tos nesaņemsiet kamēr neesat samaksājis
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Mūsu situācijā tam nav nekādas jēgas
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Pagaidiet Mēs nevaram samaksāt demo lentes cenu
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ja vien mēs neaizvedīsim demo lentes uz ierakstu kompāniju un nesaņemsim samaksu
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Sveiki Tieši tā
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Tas nav deputāts Tas ir YP Tava problēma
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Nāciet ar naudu un es jums iedošu lentes Tas arī viss
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Labi tagad tu runā virs manas galvas Es nezinu šo nozares žargonu
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JP deputāts Vienalga labi
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Viss ko es zinu ir tas Es nevaru iegūt ierakstu līgumu
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Mēs nevaram iegūt ierakstu līgumu ja vien nepaņemšu šīs lentes
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Un piešķirts pašas lentes ir jūsu
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Vai jūsu bizness Vai jūsu Jums tie pieder labi
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Bet maģija kas ir lentēs tā sasodītā sirds un dvēsele
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ko mēs ievietojām šajās lentēs tas ir mūsu un jums tas nepieder
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Tagad man ir jāizmanto šī burvība un jānogādā ierakstu kompānijai
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Viņi gaida Mums bija jābūt tur pirms pusstundas
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Mēs šobrīd izskatāmies kā dupši
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Es vairs nevēlos to darīt mīļā Es nevaru Es vienkārši Tagad izklaidēsimies
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Iesim un iesim un iesim jo tas ir beidzies
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Ir pārāk daudz lietu Pārāk daudz lietu Pārāk daudz lietu Pārāk daudz lietu
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Labi Ejam pastaigāties
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Es nevēlos atstāt šo istabu Es vai nu ha ha
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Es tevi mīlu mīļā
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Es tevi mīlu mammu Ā
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Ļaujiet man paskaidrot viņam vienkāršā aritmētikā Viens divi trīs
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Jo tu to nesaproti Bērt Jūs iedodat mums lentes
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Mēs saņemam ierakstu līgumu Mēs atgriezīsimies un iedosim tavu sasodītā naudu
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Vai esat dzirdējuši lentes Vai esat tos dzirdējuši
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Mums ir garantēts ierakstu līgums Mūsu lietas ir tik labas
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Labi tagad es sapratu Es sapratu Tagad es saprotu
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Es zinu ka tu vēlies lai tas notiek bet tas nenotiks
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jo tas ir Catch 22 un viss
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Ko pie velna tas nozīmē Kas ir Catch 22 Bērt
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Ah Divdesmit divi kungi Padomā par to
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Zini par ko es domāju cilvēk Nē Dirk
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Es domāju par to ka varētu šeit iesist kādu sasodītu dupsi
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Nebandyk Laikykis Nagi eik gerai
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Viskas ko mums reikia yra juostos Burtai
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Ne Jų negausite kol nesumokėsite
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Mūsų situacijoje tai neturi jokios prasmės
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Palauk Negalime sumokėti demonstracinės juostos kainos
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nebent nunešime demonstracines juostas į įrašų kompaniją ir gausime užmokestį
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Sveiki Būtent
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Tai ne parlamentaras Tai YP Tavo problema
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Sugalvok pinigų ir aš tau duosiu kasetes Tai viskas
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Gerai dabar tu kalbi virš mano galvos Nežinau šio pramonės žargono
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YP MP Ką gi gerai
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Aš žinau tik tai Negaliu gauti įrašų sutarties
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Negalime sudaryti įrašų sutarties nebent paimsiu šias juostas
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Ir suteikta pačios juostos yra tavo
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Ar jūsų darbas Ar jūsų Tau jie priklauso gerai
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Bet magija kuri yra juostose ta prakeikta širdis ir siela
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kurį įdėjome į tas juostas tai mūsų o jums tai nepriklauso
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Dabar turiu imtis šios magijos ir nusiųsti ją įrašų kompanijai
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Jie laukia Turėjome ten būti prieš pusvalandį
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Mes dabar atrodome kaip asilai žmogau
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Nebenoriu to daryti mieloji Aš negaliu Aš tiesiog Dabar pasilinksminkime
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Eikime ir eikime ir eikime nes baigėsi
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Yra per daug dalykų Per daug dalykų Per daug dalykų Per daug dalykų
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Gerai Eime pasivaikščioti
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Nenoriu išeiti iš šio kambario Aš taip pat cha cha
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Myliu tave mieloji
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Myliu tave mama Aha
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Leiskite jam paaiškinti paprasta aritmetika Vienas du trys
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Nes tu to nesupranti Burtai Jūs duodate mums juostas
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Gauname įrašų sutartį Mes grįšime ir atiduosime tavo sušiktus pinigus
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Ar girdėjote juostas Ar girdėjote juos
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Mes garantuojame įrašų sutartį Mūsų daiktai yra tokie geri
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Gerai dabar aš tai supratau Supratau Dabar suprantu
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Žinau kad nori kad tai įvyktų bet taip neatsitiks
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nes tai Catch 22 ir viskas
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Ką po velnių tai reiškia Kas yra Catch 22 Burt
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Aha Dvidešimt du ponai Pagalvok apie tai
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Žinai apie ką aš galvoju žmogau Ne Dirkai
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Aš galvoju apie tai kaip čia įspirti kokį sušiktą užpakalį
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Не обидувај се Издржи Ајде ајде во ред
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Сè што ни треба се лентите Берт
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Не Не ги добивате додека не платите
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Во нашата ситуација тоа нема никаква ебана смисла
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Чекај Не можеме да платиме цената на демо лентите
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освен ако не ги земеме демо лентите во дискографска куќа и плаќај
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Здраво Точно
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Тоа не е пратеник Тоа е YP Твој проблем
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Дојдете со парите и ќе ти ги дадам лентите Тоа е тоа
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Добро сега ми зборуваш над глава Не го знам овој индустриски жаргон
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ЈП пратеник Што и да е во ред
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Се што знам е тоа Не можам да добијам договор за рекорд
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Не можеме да добиеме договор за рекорд освен ако не ги земам овие ленти
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И дадено самите ленти се ваши
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Дали сте вашиот бизнис Ти ги поседуваш добро
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Но магијата што е на лентите тоа ебено срце и душа
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што ги ставивме во тие ленти тоа е наше а вие не го поседувате тоа
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Сега треба да ја земам таа магија и однесете го до издавачката куќа
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Тие чекаат Ние требаше да бидам таму пред половина час
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Сега изгледаме како шупаци човече
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Не сакам повеќе да го правам ова душо не можам Јас само Ајде да се забавуваме сега
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Само да одиме и да одиме и да одиме затоа што е готово
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Има премногу работи Премногу работи Премногу работи Премногу работи
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Во ред Ајде да прошетаме
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Не сакам да ја напуштам оваа соба И јас ха ха
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Те сакам душо
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Те сакам мамо Ааа
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Да му објаснам проста аритметика Еден два три
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Затоа што не го разбираш Берт Ти ни ги даваш лентите
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Го добиваме договорот за рекорд Се враќаме и да ти ги дадам ебаните пари
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Дали сте ги слушнале лентите Дали сте ги слушнале
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Загарантиран ни е рекорден договор Нашите работи се толку добри
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Добро сега го добив Го добив Сега разбирам
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Знам дека сакаш да се случи но тоа нема да се случи
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затоа што е Catch 22 и тоа е тоа
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Што значи тоа по ѓаволите Што е Catch 22 Бурт
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Ааа Дваесет и два господа Размислете за тоа
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Знаеш за што размислувам човеку Не Дирк
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Размислувам за клоцам некој ебан газ овде
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Jangan cuba Tahan Ayuh Ayuh Baiklah
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Apa yang kita perlukan ialah pita Burt
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Tidak Anda tidak mendapatkannya sehingga anda membayar
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Dalam keadaan kita Itu tidak masuk akal
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Tunggu Kita tidak boleh membayar Harga pita demo
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melainkan jika kita mengambil pita demo kepada syarikat rekod dan dibayar
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Helo Tepat
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Itu bukan Ahli Parlimen Itu YP Masalah anda Datang
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dengan wang Dan saya akan memberikan pita Itu sahaja
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Baiklah sekarang anda bercakap di atas kepala saya Saya tidak tahu jargon industri ini
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YP MP Apa pun okey
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Yang saya tahu ialah Saya tidak dapat mendapatkan kontrak rekod
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Kami tidak dapat mendapatkan kontrak rekod Kecuali saya mengambil pita ini
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Dan diberikan Pita itu sendiri adalah
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Adakah Busi anda Adakah anda Anda memiliki mereka okey
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Tetapi sihir yang ada di pita Hati dan jiwa yang sial
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yang kita masukkan ke dalam pita itu Itulah milik kita dan anda tidak memilikinya
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Sekarang saya perlu mengambil sihir itu dan dapatkannya ke syarikat rekod
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Mereka menunggu Kami sepatutnya berada di sana setengah jam yang lalu
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Kami kelihatan seperti assholes sekarang lelaki
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Saya tidak mahu melakukan ini lagi sayang Saya tidak boleh Saya hanya mari kita bersenang senang sekarang
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Mari kita pergi dan pergi dan pergi Kerana sudah berakhir
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Terlalu banyak perkara Terlalu banyak perkara Terlalu banyak perkara Terlalu banyak perkara
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Baiklah Mari pergi berjalan
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Saya tidak mahu meninggalkan bilik ini Saya sama ada ha ha
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Saya sayang awak sayang
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Saya sayang awak Ibu aah
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Biar saya jelaskan kepadanya dalam aritmetik yang mudah Satu dua tiga
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Kerana anda tidak fucking mendapatkannya Burt Anda memberi kami pita
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Kami mendapat kontrak rekod Kami kembali Dan beri anda wang fucking anda
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Pernahkah anda mendengar pita Adakah anda pernah mendengarnya
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Kami dijamin perjanjian rekod Barang kami bagus
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Baiklah sekarang saya dapat Saya mendapatnya Sekarang saya faham
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Saya tahu anda mahu ia berlaku Tetapi ia tidak akan berlaku
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kerana ia adalah tangkapan 22 dan itu sahaja
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Apa maksudnya Apa itu Catch 22 Burt
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aah Dua puluh dua tuan tuan Fikirkanlah
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Anda tahu apa yang saya fikirkan lelaki Tidak Dirk
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Saya memikirkan Menendang beberapa keldai di sini
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تلاش نکن دست نگه دار بیا بیا باشه
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تنها چیزی که نیاز داریم نوارهاست برت
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نه تا زمانی که پرداخت نکنید آنها را دریافت نمی کنید
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در شرایط ما این معنی لعنتی ندارد
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صبر کن ما نمی توانیم بهای نوارهای نمایشی را بپردازیم
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مگر اینکه نوارهای دمو را به شرکت ضبط ببریم و پول بگیریم
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سلام دقیقا
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این نماینده مجلس نیست این یک YP است مشکل شماست
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بیا با پول نوارها را به تو می دهم همین است
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باشه الان بالای سر من حرف میزنی من این اصطلاحات صنعتی را نمی دانم
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YP نماینده مجلس هر چی باشه باشه
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تنها چیزی که می دانم این است من نمی توانم یک قرارداد رکورد بگیرم
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ما نمی توانیم یک قرارداد ضبط ضبط کنیم مگر اینکه من این نوارها را بگیرم
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و اعطا شد نوارها خود شما هستند
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آیا مشغول هستید آیا شما شما مالک آنها هستید خوب
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اما جادویی که روی نوارها هست اون قلب و روح لعنتی
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که در آن نوارها قرار دادیم این مال ما است و شما صاحب آن نیستید
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حالا باید آن جادو را بردارم و به شرکت ضبط برسانم
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اونا منتظرن قرار بود نیم ساعت پیش اونجا باشیم
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ما در حال حاضر شبیه احمق هستیم مرد
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من دیگه نمیخوام اینکارو بکنم عزیزم من نمی توانم من فقط حالا بیا خوش بگذرونیم
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فقط برویم و برویم و برویم چون تمام شد
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چیزهای زیادی وجود دارد خیلی چیزها خیلی چیزها خیلی چیزها
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باشه بریم پیاده روی
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من نمی خوام از این اتاق برم بیرون من هم ها ها
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دوستت دارم عزیزم
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دوستت دارم مامان آها
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بگذارید با حساب ساده برایش توضیح دهم یک دو سه
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چون نمیفهمی لعنتی برت شما نوارها را به ما بدهید
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ما قرارداد رکورد را می گیریم ما برمی گردیم و پول لعنتی شما را به شما می دهیم
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آیا نوارها را شنیده اید آیا آنها را شنیده اید
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ما یک معامله رکورد را تضمین می کنیم چیزهای ما خیلی خوب است
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باشه الان فهمیدم من آن را دریافت کردم حالا فهمیدم
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می دانم که می خواهی این اتفاق بیفتد اما این اتفاق نمی افتد
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چون Catch 22 است و بس
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لعنتی یعنی چی Catch 22 چیست برت
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آه بیست و دو آقایان در مورد آن فکر کنید
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میدونی دارم به چی فکر میکنم مرد نه دیرک
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من به این فکر می کنم که یک لعنتی در اینجا لگد بزنم
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Nie próbuj Trzymaj się Chodź chodź dobrze
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Potrzebujemy tylko taśm Burt
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Nie Nie dostaniesz ich dopóki nie zapłacisz
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W naszej sytuacji to nie ma kurwa żadnego sensu
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Czekać Nie jesteśmy w stanie zapłacić ceny taśm demo
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chyba że zaniesiemy taśmy demo do wytwórni płytowej i otrzymamy zapłatę
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Cześć Dokładnie
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To nie poseł To jest YP Twój problem
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Przyjdź z pieniędzmi a ja dam ci taśmy To wszystko
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OK teraz mówisz nad moją głową Nie znam tego żargonu branżowego
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Tak poseł Nieważne OK
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Wiem tylko tyle Nie mogę podpisać kontraktu płytowego
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Nie możemy zdobyć kontraktu płytowego jeśli nie wezmę tych taśm
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I przyznano same taśmy są twoje
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Czy jesteś zajęty Czy jesteś Jesteś ich właścicielem ok
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Ale magia która jest na taśmach to jebane serce i dusza
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które umieściliśmy na tych taśmach to jest nasze a to nie jest twoją własnością
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Teraz muszę wykorzystać tę magię i dostarczyć ją do wytwórni płytowej
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Oni czekają Mieliśmy tam być pół godziny temu
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Wyglądamy teraz jak dupki stary
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Nie chcę już tego robić kochanie Nie mogę Ja tylko Zabawmy się teraz
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Po prostu chodźmy i chodźmy bo to już koniec
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Jest zbyt wiele rzeczy Za dużo rzeczy Za dużo rzeczy Za dużo rzeczy
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Dobra Chodźmy na spacer
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Nie chcę opuszczać tego pokoju Ja też ha ha
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Kocham cię kochanie
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Kocham cię mamo Ach
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Wyjaśnię mu to prostą arytmetyką Raz dwa trzy
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Bo ty tego kurwa nie rozumiesz Burt Dasz nam taśmy
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Podpisujemy kontrakt płytowy Wrócimy i oddamy ci twoje pieprzone pieniądze
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Słyszałeś taśmy Czy je słyszałeś
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Mamy gwarancję podpisania kontraktu płytowego Nasze rzeczy są tak dobre
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OK teraz rozumiem Zrozumiałem Teraz rozumiem
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Wiem że chcesz żeby tak się stało ale to się nie stanie
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ponieważ jest to Paragraf 22 i tyle
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Co to kurwa znaczy Co to jest paragraf 22 Burt
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Aaa Dwadzieścia dwa panowie
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Pomyśl o tym Wiesz o czym myślę stary Nie Dirku
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Myślę żeby skopać tu jakieś pieprzone tyłki
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Não tente Espere Vamos vamos tudo bem
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Só precisamos das fitas Burt
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Não Você não os recebe até pagar
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Na nossa situação isso não faz nenhum sentido
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Espere Não podemos pagar o preço das fitas demo
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a menos que levemos as fitas demo para a gravadora e sejamos pagos
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Olá Exatamente
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Isso não é um deputado Isso é um YP O problema
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é seu Arranje o dinheiro e eu lhe darei as fitas É isso
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Ok agora você está falando acima da minha cabeça Não conheço esse jargão da indústria
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YP deputado Tanto faz ok
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Tudo o que sei é que Não consigo um contrato de gravação
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Não podemos conseguir um contrato de gravação a menos que eu leve essas fitas
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E concedido as próprias fitas são suas
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Seu negócio é Seu Você é o dono deles ok
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Mas a magia que está nas fitas essa porra de coração e alma
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que colocamos nessas fitas isso é nosso e você não é dono disso
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Agora preciso pegar essa magia e levá la para a gravadora
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Eles estão esperando Devíamos estar lá há meia hora
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Parecemos idiotas agora cara
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Não quero mais fazer isso querido Não posso Eu só Vamos nos divertir agora
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Vamos apenas ir e ir e ir porque acabou
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Há muitas coisas Muitas coisas Muitas coisas Muitas coisas
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OK Vamos caminhar
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Eu não quero sair deste quarto Eu também não ha ha
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Eu te amo querido
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Eu te amo mãe Ah
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Deixe me explicar a ele em aritmética simples Um dois três
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Porque você não entende Burt Você nos dá as fitas
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Conseguimos o contrato de gravação Nós voltamos e lhe damos a porra do seu dinheiro
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Você já ouviu as fitas Você já os ouviu
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Temos um contrato de gravação garantido Nosso material é muito bom
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Ok agora entendi Eu entendi Agora eu entendo
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Eu sei que você quer que isso aconteça mas isso não vai acontecer
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porque é um Catch 22 e é isso
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O que diabos isso significa O que é um Catch 22 Burt
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Ah Vinte e dois senhores Pense nisso
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Você sabe no que estou pensando cara Não Dirk
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Estou pensando em dar uma surra aqui
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nu incerca Stai Hai hai bine
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Tot ce ne trebuie sunt casetele Burt
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Nu Nu le primești până nu plătești
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In situatia noastra asta nu are niciun sens
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Așteaptă Nu putem plăti prețul casetelor demo
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dacă nu ducem casetele demo la casa de discuri și suntem plătiți
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Buna ziua Exact
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Ăsta nu este deputat Acesta este un YP
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Problema ta Vino cu banii și ți dau casetele Asta este
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Bine acum vorbești deasupra capului meu Nu cunosc jargonul ăsta din industrie
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YP MP Orice bine
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Tot ce știu este că Nu pot obține un contract de înregistrare
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Nu putem obține un contract de înregistrare decât dacă iau aceste casete
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Și de acord casetele în sine sunt ale tale
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Sunteți de treabă Sunteți Tu le deții bine
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Dar magia care este pe casete acea nenorocită de inimă și suflet
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pe care le punem în casetele alea este al nostru și nu ești proprietarul
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Acum trebuie să iau magia și să o duc la casa de discuri
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Ei așteaptă Trebuia să fim acolo acum o jumătate de oră
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Arătăm ca niște nemernici chiar acum omule
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Nu mai vreau să fac asta dragă Nu pot Eu doar Hai să ne distrăm acum
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Să mergem și să mergem și să mergem pentru că s a terminat
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Sunt prea multe lucruri Prea multe lucruri Prea multe lucruri Prea multe lucruri
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Bine Hai să mergem pe jos
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Nu vreau să părăsesc această cameră Nici eu ha ha
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Te iubesc dragă
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Te iubesc mamă Aah
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Permiteți mi să i explic în aritmetică simplă Unu doi trei
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Pentru că nu înțelegi Burt Tu ne dai casetele
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Primim contractul de înregistrare Ne întoarcem și îți dăm banii tăi
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Ai auzit casetele Le ai auzit
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Ne este garantat un acord record Lucrurile noastre sunt atât de bune
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Bine acum am înțeles Am înțeles Acum înțeleg
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Știu că vrei să se întâmple dar nu se va întâmpla
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pentru că este un Catch 22 și asta este tot
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Ce naiba înseamnă asta Ce este un Catch 22 Burt
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Aah Douăzeci şi doi domnilor
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Gândește te la asta Știi la ce mă gândesc omule Nu Dirk
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Mă gândesc să dau cu piciorul în fund aici
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Не пытайтесь Подожди Давай давай ладно
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Все что нам нужно это записи Берт
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Нет Вы не получите их пока не заплатите
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В нашей ситуации это не имеет никакого чертового смысла
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Ждать Мы не можем оплатить стоимость демо записей
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если только мы не отнесем демо записи звукозаписывающей компании и не получим денег
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Привет Точно
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Это не депутат Это ЮП Твоя проблема
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Принеси деньги и я отдам тебе записи Вот и все
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Ладно теперь ты говоришь выше моей головы Я не знаю этого отраслевого жаргона
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ЮП депутат Как угодно ладно
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Все что я знаю это то что Я не могу получить контракт на запись
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Мы не сможем получить контракт на запись пока я не возьму эти кассеты
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И конечно сами кассеты ваши
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Твои дела Твои Они принадлежат тебе ясно
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Но волшебство которое есть на пленках это чертово сердце и душа
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которые мы вложили в эти кассеты это наше и вам это не принадлежит
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Теперь мне нужно взять это волшебство и передать его звукозаписывающей компании
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Они ждут Мы должны были быть там полчаса назад
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Мы сейчас выглядим как придурки чувак
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Я больше не хочу этого делать дорогая Я не могу Я просто Давай теперь повеселимся
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Давай просто пойдём и пойдём потому что все закончилось
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Слишком много вещей Слишком много вещей Слишком много вещей Слишком много вещей
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Хорошо Пойдем гулять
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Я не хочу покидать эту комнату Я тоже ха ха
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Я люблю тебя милый
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Я люблю тебя мама Ааа
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Позвольте мне объяснить ему на простой арифметике Один два три
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Потому что ты ни хрена этого не понимаешь Берт Вы отдаете нам записи
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Мы получаем контракт на запись Мы вернемся и отдадим вам ваши чертовы деньги
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Вы слышали записи Вы их слышали
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Нам гарантирован контракт на запись Наши вещи настолько хороши
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Хорошо теперь я понял Я понял
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Теперь я понимаю Я знаю ты хочешь чтобы это произошло
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но этого не произойдет потому что это Уловка 22 и всё
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Что черт возьми это значит Что такое Уловка 22 Берт
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Ааа Двадцать два господа Подумайте об этом
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Знаешь о чем я думаю чувак Нет Дирк
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Я подумываю о том чтобы надрать здесь чертову задницу
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не покушавај Сачекај Хајде хајде у реду
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Све што нам треба су траке Бурт
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Не Не добијате их док не платите
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У нашој ситуацији то нема јебеног смисла
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Чекај Не можемо да платимо цену демо касета
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осим ако не однесемо демо касете у дискографску кућу и не будемо плаћени
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хало Тачно
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То није посланик То је ИП Твој проблем
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Дођи до новца и даћу ти траке То је то
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Ок сад ми причаш изнад главе Не познајем овај индустријски жаргон
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ИП МП Како год ок
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Све што знам је то Не могу да добијем уговор о снимању
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Не можемо добити уговор о снимању ако не узмем ове траке
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И признато саме траке су твоје
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Да ли је ваш посао Да ли је ваш Ти их поседујеш ок
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Али магија која је на тракама то јебено срце и душа
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које смо ставили у те траке то је наше а ви то не поседујете
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Сада морам да узмем ту магију и однесем је дискографској кући
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Они чекају Требало је да будемо тамо пре пола сата
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Тренутно изгледамо као сероње човече
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Не желим ово више да радим душо не могу Ја само Хајде да се забавимо сада
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Хајде само да идемо и идемо и идемо јер је готово
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Има превише ствари Превише ствари Превише ствари Превише ствари
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У реду Хајде да прошетамо
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Не желим да напустим ову собу Ни ја ха ха
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Волим те душо
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Волим те мама Аах
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Дозволите ми да му објасним једноставном аритметиком Један два три
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Зато што јебено не схваташ Бурт Дајте нам траке
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Добијамо уговор о плочи Вратићемо се и дати ти твој јебени новац
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Јесте ли чули траке Јесте ли их чули
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Загарантован нам је уговор Наше ствари су тако добре
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Ок сад сам схватио Имам га Сада разумем
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Знам да желиш да се то догоди али то се неће десити
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зато што је то Цатцх 22 и то је то
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Шта то значи Шта је Цатцх 22 Бурт
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Аах Двадесет два господо Размисли о томе
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Знаш о чему размишљам човече Не Дирк
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Размишљам о томе да разбијем неког јебеног
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Neskúšaj Vydrž Poď poď dobre
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Všetko čo potrebujeme sú pásky Burt
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Nie Nedostanete ich kým nezaplatíte
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V našej situácii to nedáva kurva zmysel
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počkaj Nemôžeme zaplatiť cenu demo pások
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pokiaľ neodnesieme demo pásky do nahrávacej spoločnosti a nedostaneme zaplatené
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ahoj presne tak
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To nie je poslanec To je YP Váš problém
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Poď s peniazmi a ja ti dám kazety To je všetko
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Dobre teraz hovoríš nad mojou hlavou Nepoznám tento priemyselný žargón
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YP poslanec Čokoľvek dobre
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Viem len to Nemôžem získať nahrávaciu zmluvu
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Nemôžeme získať nahrávaciu zmluvu pokiaľ nezoberiem tieto kazety
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a udelené samotné pásky sú vaše
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Máte svoje zamestnanie Ste Vlastníš ich dobre
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Ale kúzlo ktoré je na páskach to zasrané srdce a duša
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ktoré sme vložili do tých pások to je naše a ty ho nevlastníš
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Teraz musím zobrať tú mágiu a dostať ju do nahrávacej spoločnosti
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Čakajú Mali sme tam byť pred pol hodinou
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Momentálne vyzeráme ako hlupáci človeče
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Už to nechcem robiť zlatko nemôžem Ja len Poďme sa teraz baviť
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Poďme a poďme a poďme pretože je koniec
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Je toho príliš veľa Príliš veľa vecí Príliš veľa vecí Príliš veľa vecí
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Dobre Poďme sa prejsť
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Nechcem opustiť túto miestnosť Ja tiež ha ha
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Milujem ťa zlatko
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Milujem ťa mami Ach
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Vysvetlím mu to jednoduchou aritmetikou Raz dva tri
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Pretože to kurva nechápeš Burt Dáte nám kazety
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Dostávame zmluvu o nahrávaní Vrátime sa a dáme ti tvoje zasrané peniaze
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Počuli ste kazety Počuli ste ich
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Máme zaručenú nahrávaciu zmluvu Naše veci sú také dobré
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Dobre už mi to došlo Mám to Teraz už chápem
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Viem že chceš aby sa to stalo ale to sa nestane
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pretože je to Catch 22 a to je všetko
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Čo to kurva znamená Čo je to Catch 22 Burt
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Aha Dvadsaťdva páni Zamyslite sa nad tým
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Vieš na čo myslím človeče Nie Dirk
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Rozmýšľam že sem nakopem nejaký posratý zadok
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Ne poskušaj Počakaj Daj no daj no prav
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Potrebujemo le posnetke Burt
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Ne Ne dobiš jih dokler ne plačaš
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V naši situaciji to nima prekletega smisla
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Počakaj Ne moremo plačati cene demo posnetkov
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razen če ne odnesemo demo posnetkov založbi in dobimo plačilo
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halo točno tako
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To ni poslanec To je YP Tvoj problem
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Pridi z denarjem in dal ti bom kasete To je vse
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V redu zdaj govoriš nad mojo glavo Ne poznam tega industrijskega žargona
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YP poslanec Karkoli v redu
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Vse kar vem je to Ne morem dobiti pogodbe o založbi
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Ne moremo dobiti pogodbe za založbo razen če vzamem te kasete
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In priznano sami trakovi so tvoji
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Ali je vaš posel Ali je vaš Ti si jih lastnik prav
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Toda čarovnija ki je na trakovih to prekleto srce in duša
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ki smo jih dali v tiste trakove to je naše in tega niste lastnik
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Zdaj pa moram vzeti to magijo in jo odnesti založbi
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Čakajo Tam bi morali biti pred pol ure
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Trenutno izgledamo kot kreteni človek
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Tega nočem več početi draga ne morem Samo Zabavajmo se zdaj
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Gremo in gremo in gremo ker je konec
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Preveč stvari je Preveč stvari Preveč stvari Preveč stvari
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V redu Gremo na sprehod
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Nočem zapustiti te sobe Tudi jaz ha ha
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Ljubim te srček
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Rad te imam mama Aah
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Naj mu razložim s preprosto aritmetiko En dva tri
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Ker ne razumeš Burt Ti nam daš posnetke
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Dobimo snemalno pogodbo Vrnili se bomo in vam dali vaš prekleti denar
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Ste slišali posnetke Ste jih slišali
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Zagotovljena nam je rekordna pogodba Naše stvari so tako dobre
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V redu zdaj sem razumel razumem Zdaj razumem
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Vem da želiš da se zgodi ampak ne bo šlo
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ker je Catch 22 in to je to
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Kaj za vraga to pomeni Kaj je Catch 22 Burt
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Aah Dvaindvajset gospodje Razmisli o tem
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Veš o čem razmišljam stari Ne Dirk
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Razmišljam o tem da bi brcnil kakšno jebeno rit tukaj
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Un momento escucha Sólo queremos las cintas
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Las tendréis cuando paguéis
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No ves que esto no tiene sentido
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No podemos pagar esas maquetas
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hasta que nos paguen en la discográfica
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Exacto
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Eso no es M P Es T P Tu Problema
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Traed el dinero y os daré las cintas
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No me líes tío
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No sé que es ese rollo de M P Y T P
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Lo que sé es que no podemos firmar un contrato discográfico
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sin esas cintas
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Vale reconozco que las cintas son tuyas
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Son tuyas Pero la magia que hay en esas cintas
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el alma que pusimos en ellas eso es nuestro
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Eso no es tuyo Y necesito esa magia
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para llevarla a la discográfica
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Nos están esperando desde hace media hora
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Parecemos gilipollas tío
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Quiero dejar esto
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Yo no puedo Vamos a divertirnos
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Vamos a salir
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Esto se acabó Es un lío
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Hay demasiados líos Demasiados líos
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Demos un paseo
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No quiero salir
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Yo tampoco
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Te quiero cariño
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Te quiero mamá
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Dios
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Te lo explicaré
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con aritmética simple Uno dos y tres
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Es que no lo entiendes Burt
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Nos das las cintas firmamos el contrato del disco
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y te traemos tu dinero Has oído las cintas
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Es cosa segura Son buenísimas
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Son geniales Ahora entiendo
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Sé lo que queréis
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Pero no va a ocurrir porque esto es una Trampa22
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Qué dices Qué es una Trampa22
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Trampa22 Pensad en ello
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Sabes en qué pienso
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Pienso en partirle la cara a alguien
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อย าพยายาม รอก อน เอาล ะ เอาล ะ
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ท งหมดท เราต องการค อเทป เบ ร ต
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ไม ค ณจะไม ได ร บม นจนกว าค ณจะชำระเง น
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ในสถานการณ ของเรา น นม นไม สมเหต สมผลเลย
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รอ เราไม สามารถจ ายราคาเทปสาธ ตได
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เว นแต เราจะนำเทปสาธ ตไปท บร ษ ทแผ นเส ยงและร บเง น
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สว สด อย างแน นอน
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น นไม ใช ส ส น นม นพวกวายพ ป ญหาของค ณ
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หาเง นมาฉ นจะให เทปก บค ณ แค น นแหละ
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โอเค ตอนน ค ณกำล งพ ดอย เหน อห วของฉ น ฉ นไม ร ศ พท เฉพาะทางอ ตสาหกรรมน
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วายพ ส ส อะไรก ตาม โอเค
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ท งหมดท ฉ นร ก ค อว า ฉ นไม สามารถทำส ญญาบ นท กได
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เราไม สามารถทำส ญญาบ นท กได เว นแต ฉ นจะเอาเทปเหล าน
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และได ร บ ต วเทปเองก เป นของค ณ
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ย งอย หร อเปล า ค ณ ค ณเป นเจ าของพวกเขา โอเค
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แต ความมห ศจรรย ท อย บนเทป ห วใจและว ญญาณน น
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ท เราใส ลงไปในเทปเหล าน น น นเป นของเรา และค ณไม ได เป นเจ าของส งน น
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ตอนน ฉ นต องใช เวทย มนตร น น และนำม นไปท บร ษ ทแผ นเส ยง
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พวกเขากำล งรออย เราควรจะไปถ งท น นเม อคร งช วโมงท แล ว
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ตอนน เราด เหม อนคนบ าเลย
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ฉ นไม อยากทำแบบน อ กแล วท ร ก ฉ นทำไม ได ฉ นแค มาสน กก นเถอะ
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ไปก นเถอะไปและไป เพราะม นจบแล ว
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ม หลายส งมากเก นไป ม หลายส งมากเก นไป ม หลายส งมากเก นไป ม หลายส งมากเก นไป
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ตกลง ไปเด นเล นก นเถอะ
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ฉ นไม อยากออกจากห องน ฉ นก เช นก น ฮ าฮ า
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ฉ นร กค ณท ร ก
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ฉ นร กค ณแม อ า
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ให ฉ นอธ บายให เขาฟ งเป นเลขคณ ตง ายๆ หน ง สอง สาม
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เพราะค ณไม เข าใจม นเลยเบ ร ต ค ณส งเทปให เรา
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เราได ร บส ญญาบ นท ก เรากล บมาแล วให เง นของค ณแก ค ณ
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ค ณเคยได ย นเทปไหม ค ณเคยได ย นพวกเขาไหม
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เราร บประก นข อตกลงบ นท ก ของเราม นด ขนาดน น
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โอเค ตอนน ฉ นเข าใจแล ว ฉ นเข าใจแล ว ตอนน ฉ นเข าใจแล ว
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ฉ นร ว าค ณต องการให ม นเก ดข น แต ม นจะไม เก ดข น
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เพราะม นเป น Catch 22 แค น นเอง
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น นหมายความว าอะไร Catch 22 ค ออะไรเบ ร ต
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อ า ย ส บสองส ภาพบ ร ษ ลองค ดด ส
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ค ณร ไหมว าฉ นค ดอะไรอย เพ อน ไม เด ร ค
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ฉ นกำล งค ดจะเตะต ดไอ น อย เลย
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Denemeyin Bekle Hadi hadi tamam mı
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Tek ihtiyacımız olan kasetler Burt
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Hayır Ödeme yapana kadar bunları alamazsınız
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Bizim durumumuzda bu hiç mantıklı değil
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Beklemek Demo kasetlerinin bedelini ödeyemeyiz
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tabii demo kasetlerini plak şirketine götürüp paramızı almazsak
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Merhaba Kesinlikle
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Bu milletvekili değil Bu bir YP Senin sorunun
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Parayı getir ben de sana kasetleri vereceğim İşte bu
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Tamam şimdi kafamın üstünden konuşuyorsun Bu sektör jargonunu bilmiyorum
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YP milletvekili Her neyse tamam mı
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Tek bildiğim şu Plak sözleşmesi alamıyorum
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Bu kasetleri almazsam plak sözleşmesi yapamayız
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Ve verildi kasetler sizin
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İşiniz mi Sizin Onlara sahipsin tamam mı
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Ama kasetlerdeki sihir o lanet kalp ve ruh
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o kasetlere koyduğumuz şey bu bizim ve sen ona sahip değilsin
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Şimdi bu sihri alıp plak şirketine götürmem gerekiyor
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Bekliyorlar Yarım saat önce orada olmamız gerekiyordu
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Şu anda pislik gibi görünüyoruz dostum
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Artık bunu yapmak istemiyorum tatlım Yapamam Ben sadece Şimdi eğlenelim
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Hadi gidelim gidelim ve gidelim çünkü bitti
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Çok fazla şey var Çok fazla şey var Çok fazla şey var Çok fazla şey var
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Tamam aşkım Hadi yürüyelim
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Bu odadan ayrılmak istemiyorum Ben de ha ha
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Seni seviyorum tatlım
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Seni seviyorum anne Aah
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Ona basit aritmetikle açıklayayım Bir iki üç
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Çünkü anlamıyorsun Burt Sen bize kasetleri ver Plak sözleşmesini alıyoruz
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Geri gelip sana kahrolası paranı vereceğiz
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Kasetleri duydun mu Onları duydun mu
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Rekor bir anlaşma garantimiz var Eşyalarımız o kadar iyi ki
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Tamam şimdi anladım Anladım
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Şimdi anlıyorum Bunun olmasını istediğini biliyorum
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ama bu olmayacak çünkü bu bir Catch 22 hepsi bu
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Bu ne anlama geliyor Catch 22 nedir Burt
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Aah Yirmi iki beyler Bir düşün
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Ne düşünüyorum biliyor musun dostum Hayır Dirk
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Burada biraz kıç tekmelemeyi düşünüyorum
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Не намагайся Почекай Давай давай добре
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Все що нам потрібно це стрічки Берте
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Ні Ви не отримаєте їх доки не заплатите
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У нашій ситуації це не має довбаного сенсу
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Зачекайте Ми не можемо заплатити за демонстраційні записи
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якщо тільки ми не віднесемо демо записи до звукозаписної компанії та отримаємо гроші
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Привіт точно
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Це не депутат Це YP Твоя проблема
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Придумайте гроші і я дам вам касети Ось і все
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Гаразд тепер ти говориш вище моєї голови Я не знаю цього галузевого жаргону
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Ю П М П Що завгодно добре
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Все що я знаю це те Я не можу отримати контракт на запис
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Ми не можемо отримати контракт на запис якщо я не візьму ці касети
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І зрозуміло самі стрічки ваші
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Ваш бізнес Ваш Ви володієте ними добре
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Але магія що на плівках це чортове серце і душа
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що ми вклали в ці стрічки це наше а вам це не належить
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Тепер мені потрібно взяти цю магію і віднести її до звукозаписної компанії
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Вони чекають Ми мали бути там півгодини тому
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Зараз ми виглядаємо як мудаки чоловіче
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Я більше не хочу цього робити люба я не можу Я просто Давай розважимося
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Давай просто йти і йти і йти бо все закінчилось
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Надто багато речей Занадто багато речей Занадто багато речей Занадто багато речей
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Гаразд Ходімо погуляємо
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Я не хочу залишати цю кімнату Я теж ха ха
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Я люблю тебе мила
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Я люблю тебе мамо Ааа
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Давайте поясню йому простою арифметикою Раз два три
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Тому що ти не розумієш цього Берте Ви даєте нам стрічки
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Ми отримуємо контракт на запис Ми повернемося і віддамо вам ваші довбані гроші
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Ви чули касети Ви їх чули
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Ми гарантуємо рекордну угоду Наші речі такі гарні
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Гаразд я зрозумів Я зрозумів Тепер я розумію
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Я знаю ти хочеш щоб це сталося але цього не буде
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тому що це Catch 22 і все
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Що це за біса означає Що таке Catch 22 Берт
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Ааа Двадцять два панове Подумайте про це
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Знаєш про що я думаю чоловіче Ні Дірк
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Я думаю про те щоб надерти тут якусь довбану дупу
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Đừng cố gắng Chờ đã Thôi nào thôi nào được chứ
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Tất cả những gì chúng ta cần là những cuộn băng Burt
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Không Bạn không nhận được chúng cho đến khi bạn trả tiền
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Trong hoàn cảnh của chúng tôi điều đó chẳng có ý nghĩa gì cả
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Chờ đợi Chúng tôi không thể trả giá của băng demo
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trừ khi chúng ta lấy đoạn băng demo đến công ty thu âm và được trả tiền
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Xin chào Chính xác
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Đó không phải là nghị sĩ Đó là một YP Vấn đề của bạn Hãy
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nghĩ ra số tiền và tôi sẽ đưa cho bạn những cuộn băng Thế thôi
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Được rồi bây giờ bạn đang nói chuyện trên đầu tôi Tôi không biết biệt ngữ ngành này
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YP nghị sĩ Sao cũng được được chứ
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Tất cả những gì tôi biết là Tôi không thể có được hợp đồng thu âm
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Chúng tôi không thể có được hợp đồng thu âm trừ khi tôi lấy những cuộn băng này
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Và được chấp nhận bản thân các cuộn băng là của bạn
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Bạn có đang bận không Bạn có Bạn sở hữu chúng được chứ
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Nhưng điều kỳ diệu ở trong cuốn băng trái tim và linh hồn chết tiệt đó
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mà chúng tôi đưa vào những cuộn băng đó đó là của chúng tôi và bạn không sở hữu nó
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Bây giờ tôi cần phải sử dụng phép thuật đó và mang nó đến công ty thu âm
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Họ đang đợi Chúng tôi lẽ ra phải có mặt ở đó nửa giờ trước
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Bây giờ chúng ta trông giống như những kẻ khốn nạn anh bạn
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Anh không muốn làm việc này nữa em yêu Tôi không thể Tôi chỉ Giờ hãy vui vẻ nhé
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Chúng ta hãy đi và đi và đi vì nó đã kết thúc rồi
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Có quá nhiều thứ Quá nhiều thứ Quá nhiều thứ Quá nhiều thứ
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Được rồi Chúng ta đi dạo nhé
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Tôi không muốn rời khỏi phòng này Tôi cũng vậy ha ha
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Anh yêu em em yêu
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Con yêu mẹ mẹ À
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Hãy để tôi giải thích cho anh ấy bằng số học đơn giản Một hai ba
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Bởi vì anh không hiểu nổi đâu Burt Bạn đưa cho chúng tôi những cuộn băng
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Chúng tôi nhận được hợp đồng thu âm Chúng tôi quay lại và đưa cho bạn số tiền chết tiệt đó
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Bạn đã nghe cuộn băng chưa Bạn đã nghe thấy chúng chưa
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Chúng tôi được đảm bảo một hợp đồng thu âm Hàng của chúng tôi tốt quá
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Được rồi bây giờ tôi đã hiểu nó Tôi hiểu rồi Bây giờ tôi đã hiểu
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Tôi biết bạn muốn điều đó xảy ra nhưng nó sẽ không xảy ra
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bởi vì nó là Catch 22 thế thôi
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Điều đó có nghĩa là gì vậy Catch 22 là gì Burt
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À Hai mươi hai thưa quý vị Hãy nghĩ về nó
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Anh biết tôi đang nghĩ gì không Không Dirk
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tôi đang nghĩ về đá đít vài tên khốn kiếp ở đây
Available in 31 languages
Duration
126 seconds
Views
15,595
Timestamp in Movie
01:44:57
Uploaded
Mar 17, 2026
Genres
Production
New Line Cinema,Lawrence Gordon Productions,Ghoulardi Film Company
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Movie Summary
Set in 1977, back when sex was safe, pleasure was a business and business was booming, idealistic porn producer Jack Horner aspires to elevate his craft to an art form. Horner discovers Eddie Adams, a hot young talent working as a busboy in a nightclub, and welcomes him into the extended family of movie-makers, misfits and hangers-on that are always around. Adams' rise from nobody to a celebrity adult entertainer is meteoric, and soon the whole world seems to know his porn alter ego, "Dirk Diggler". Now, when disco and drugs are in vogue, fashion is in flux and the party never seems to stop, Adams' dreams of turning sex into stardom are about to collide with cold, hard reality.
Actors
Reed Rothchild
