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"Bordello of Blood" quotes

Bordello of Blood poster
The Crypt Keeper returns to tell the story of a funeral parlor that moonlights as a vampire bordello.

Director: Gilbert Adler
Writer: William M. Gaines, Bob Gale, Robert Zemeckis
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, fantasy, horror
Year: 1996
MetaScore: 36/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $5,781,045
Released: 16 Aug 1996
Awards: N/A

28 video clips

Rafe GuttmanNoonanLilithCaleb VerdouxLillithMccutheonMiguelTamaraZekeBordello VampireVincent Prather
I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts of the Century - Bordello of Blood 00:38 I'm not going to tell you those aren't the Breasts... Lilith I'd rather Crazy Glue my dick to the bullet train than fuck you How's that - Bordello of Blood 00:07 Lilith I'd rather Crazy Glue my dick to the bullet... You're reminding me why being married to you drove me to the brink ofhomosexuality - Bordello of Blood 00:07 You're reminding me why being married to you drove me... Two four six eight - Bordello of Blood 00:08 Two four six eight Awhorehouse A house inhabited by whores - Bordello of Blood 00:07 Awhorehouse A house inhabited by whores Oh my God - Bordello of Blood 00:07 Oh my God Don't eat your heart out baby Tha s my job - Bordello of Blood 00:06 Don't eat your heart out baby Tha s my job Yes I'm here for the Cunningham wake - Bordello of Blood 00:36 Yes I'm here for the Cunningham wake Noonan you don't wear irony very well - Bordello of Blood 00:06 Noonan you don't wear irony very well Katherine Lilith I'm afraid God can't help you - Bordello of Blood 00:05 Katherine Lilith I'm afraid God can't help you Rafe Six pack in the side cleavage - Bordello of Blood 00:04 Rafe Six pack in the side cleavage You know what Step outside - Bordello of Blood 00:09 You know what Step outside I gotta go Fuck you - Bordello of Blood 00:07 I gotta go Fuck you I feel like I'm in a bad Tales from the Crypt episode - Bordello of Blood 00:05 I feel like I'm in a bad Tales from the Crypt episode Nice place Katherine - Bordello of Blood 00:11 Nice place Katherine That is the craziest fuckin' thing I've - Bordello of Blood 00:13 That is the craziest fuckin' thing I've Remind me Tammy Why do vampires hate sunrise - Bordello of Blood 00:08 Remind me Tammy Why do vampires hate sunrise How would you like to take the skin express to Tuna Town - Bordello of Blood 00:06 How would you like to take the skin express to Tuna Town Quit while you're ahead - Bordello of Blood 00:05 Quit while you're ahead You drag us all the way to the end of the Earth for a fucking stiff - Bordello of Blood 00:10 You drag us all the way to the end of the Earth for a... You're a smart boy Miguel - Bordello of Blood 00:19 You're a smart boy Miguel Let them eat a guy named Cake - Bordello of Blood 00:06 Let them eat a guy named Cake Guess where you've just landed lover - Bordello of Blood 00:10 Guess where you've just landed lover Yeah I just love a man who gives you head - Bordello of Blood 00:09 Yeah I just love a man who gives you head But that wasn't your brother anymore - Bordello of Blood 00:14 But that wasn't your brother anymore What's happenin' Rev Come on man talk to me I'm jumpy Friend or foe - Bordello of Blood 00:09 What's happenin' Rev Come on man talk to me... It's about fucking time - Bordello of Blood 00:14 It's about fucking time Cha ching - Bordello of Blood 00:05 Cha ching

Cast

Voice of the Crypt Keeper - John Kassir
Rafe Guttman - Dennis Miller
Katherine Verdoux - Erika Eleniak
Lilith - Angie Everhart
Reverend Current - Chris Sarandon
All Cast