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Bordertown

Gert is my daughter, and I swear to God, if you eat a taco during that surgery, I will...

Gert is my daughter, and I swear to God, if you eat a taco during that surgery, I will murder your entire family

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Gert is my daughter, and I swear to God,
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if you eat a taco during that surgery,
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I will murder your entire family.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:06
Uploaded
Nov 02, 2025
Season
1
Episode
9
Genres
animation, comedy
Production
Hentemann Films,Banana Zoo Productions,Fuzzy Door Productions,Bento Box Entertainment,20th Century Fox Television

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Movie Summary

How two families living in a Southwest desert town on the United States-Mexico border inevitably cross and are bound by friendship and conflict.
S01 • E03 When I was a kid I didn't have a lot of friends. - Bordertown 00:09
When I was a kid I didn't have a lot of friends.
S01 • E08 It's a demon, and I need to do something about it. - Bordertown 00:06
It's a demon, and I need to do something about it.
S01 • E01 Because that horrible immigration law - Bordertown 00:05
Because that horrible immigration law
S01 • E05 If you're still worried about being a minority, - Bordertown 00:08
If you're still worried about being a minority,
S01 • E07 You mustached, beach ball son of a bitch...! - Bordertown 00:05
You mustached, beach ball son of a bitch...!
S01 • E09 Who the hell told you that you could speak - Bordertown 00:05
Who the hell told you that you could speak
S01 • E11 (loud rip) - Bordertown 00:05
(loud rip)
S01 • E02 Your Honor, as the hero who found all this money, - Bordertown 00:19
Your Honor, as the hero who found all this money,
S01 • E01 (crying) - Bordertown 00:07
(crying)
S01 • E03 This was the one place I felt accepted. - Bordertown 00:09
This was the one place I felt accepted.
S01 • E09 One more word out of you, - Bordertown 00:07
One more word out of you,
S01 • E07 Well, another party ends driving around the desert - Bordertown 00:06
Well, another party ends driving around the desert
S01 • E05 Yeah, Dad, isolating yourself is not the answer. - Bordertown 00:05
Yeah, Dad, isolating yourself is not the answer.
S01 • E06 Also, I just made the National League All-Star team, - Bordertown 00:07
Also, I just made the National League All-Star team,
S01 • E11 (both gasp) - Bordertown 00:07
(both gasp)
S01 • E03 I want to help other kids like me. - Bordertown 00:08
I want to help other kids like me.
S01 • E07 Bud, why won't you admit what Barracuda really is? - Bordertown 00:06
Bud, why won't you admit what Barracuda really is?
S01 • E05 Otherwise, our grandchildren will never know our customs - Bordertown 00:10
Otherwise, our grandchildren will never know our customs
S01 • E07 Is this all just so you can be better off than Ernesto? - Bordertown 00:05
Is this all just so you can be better off than Ernesto?
S01 • E08 (low, indistinct speech) - Bordertown 00:06
(low, indistinct speech)