One for you, one for you. I've got plenty of them. Hit him hard, now. For you, and for you
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Alan Shore:
[to Tara]
Hello, I'm a complete stranger and I'm here to pick you up. [notices Joe] Alan Shore:
Oh, I see, there's two of us. I'll be evens, you be odds. Joe:
You got a problem? Alan Shore:
No, actually. I just saw this fair maiden here talking to a tree trunk, and since I'm an arborist I thought I could help translate. Joe:
Here's a health tip. Walk away. Alan Shore:
Why would I do that? Tara Wilson:
All right, guys. Alan Shore:
Don't be deceived by my cushy appearance. Tara Wilson:
Excuse me. I actually am with him. Joe:
I don't care. Walk away, or I lay you out. Alan Shore:
I don't mean to be a stickler, but isn't the object to lay her out? [Joe punches Alan] Tara Wilson:
Hey! Joe:
Oh, gee, I'm sorry, I was reaching for my wallet... Alan Shore:
I see. Allow me to reach for mine. [walks away to the other end of the bar] Tara Wilson:
Are you all right? Alan Shore:
Fine. [to Mike and friends] Alan Shore:
Hello, big people. Sorry to intrude, but you seem rather strapping. Here's three hundred dollars. Would you be so kind as to go hit that man down there? Mike:
[laughs incredulously]
Really? Tara Wilson:
Alan! Alan Shore:
There's an extra hundred if he goes down. Mike:
You're on. Alan Shore:
Make it a good one. Tara Wilson:
Oh, for God's sakes. Alan Shore:
[Mike hits Joe; fistfight ensues. Alan gives money to Mike's friend]
Here's a hundred; go help your friend. Alan Shore:
[watches the fighting]
Gee, seems Joe has buddies. [passing out money to Mike's friends] Alan Shore:
One for you, one for you. I've got plenty of them. Hit him hard, now. For you, and for you
[to Tara]
Hello, I'm a complete stranger and I'm here to pick you up. [notices Joe] Alan Shore:
Oh, I see, there's two of us. I'll be evens, you be odds. Joe:
You got a problem? Alan Shore:
No, actually. I just saw this fair maiden here talking to a tree trunk, and since I'm an arborist I thought I could help translate. Joe:
Here's a health tip. Walk away. Alan Shore:
Why would I do that? Tara Wilson:
All right, guys. Alan Shore:
Don't be deceived by my cushy appearance. Tara Wilson:
Excuse me. I actually am with him. Joe:
I don't care. Walk away, or I lay you out. Alan Shore:
I don't mean to be a stickler, but isn't the object to lay her out? [Joe punches Alan] Tara Wilson:
Hey! Joe:
Oh, gee, I'm sorry, I was reaching for my wallet... Alan Shore:
I see. Allow me to reach for mine. [walks away to the other end of the bar] Tara Wilson:
Are you all right? Alan Shore:
Fine. [to Mike and friends] Alan Shore:
Hello, big people. Sorry to intrude, but you seem rather strapping. Here's three hundred dollars. Would you be so kind as to go hit that man down there? Mike:
[laughs incredulously]
Really? Tara Wilson:
Alan! Alan Shore:
There's an extra hundred if he goes down. Mike:
You're on. Alan Shore:
Make it a good one. Tara Wilson:
Oh, for God's sakes. Alan Shore:
[Mike hits Joe; fistfight ensues. Alan gives money to Mike's friend]
Here's a hundred; go help your friend. Alan Shore:
[watches the fighting]
Gee, seems Joe has buddies. [passing out money to Mike's friends] Alan Shore:
One for you, one for you. I've got plenty of them. Hit him hard, now. For you, and for you
Full Transcript
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Approach me being the stranger and conquest me
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Don't be silly No
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I'd like to see how you operate Mr Shaw
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How you doing Fine thank you
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I'm Joe I'm with somebody
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Who Hello
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I'm a complete stranger and I'm here to pick you up
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Oh I see there's two of us I'll be evens you be odds
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You got a problem No actually
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I just saw this fair maiden here talking to a tree trunk
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and since I'm an arborist I thought I could help translate
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Here's a health tip
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Walk away Why would I do that
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All right guys Don't be deceived
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by my cushy appearance
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Excuse me I actually am with him I don't care
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Walk away or I lay you out
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I don't mean to be a stickler but isn't the object to lay her out
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Oh gee I'm sorry I was reaching for my wallet
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I see Allow me to reach for mine
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Are you all right Fine
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Hello big people Sorry to intrude but you seem rather strapping
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Here's 300 dollars Would you be so kind as to go hit that man down there
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Really Alan
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There's an extra hundred if he goes down
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Yeah You're on
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Make it a good one Oh for God's sakes
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Here's a hundred go help your friend
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Gee it seems Joe has buddies One for you
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One for you Thanks man
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I got plenty of them
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Hit them hard now For you and for you
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Movie Summary
Boston Legal is a spin-off of the long-running David E. Kelley series The Practice (1997), following the exploits of former Practice character Alan Shore (James Spader) at the legal firm of Crane, Poole, and Schmidt.
Actors
Alan Shore
