I bet you can hardly believe, considering your mother can barely keep a piece of hair...
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Jack: I bet you can hardly believe, considering your mother can barely keep a piece of hair alive, that your grandfather's got a green thumb.
Henry: I'm not really into gardening.
Jack: Well, maybe what's in the shed will change your mind.
Henry: I'm too old to molest, you know.
Jack: Oh, Jesus Christ. You couldn't get molested with a bow in your hair. Even pedophiles know to steer clear of your bad vibes
Henry: I'm not really into gardening.
Jack: Well, maybe what's in the shed will change your mind.
Henry: I'm too old to molest, you know.
Jack: Oh, Jesus Christ. You couldn't get molested with a bow in your hair. Even pedophiles know to steer clear of your bad vibes
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I bet you can hardly believe
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considering your mother can barely keep a piece of hair alive
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that your grandfather's got a green thumb
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I'm not really into gardening
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Well maybe what's in the shed will change your mind
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I'm too old to molest you know
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Oh Jesus Christ
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You couldn't get molested with a bow in your hair
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Even pedophiles know to steer clear of your bad vibes
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Movie Summary
Laura and her son Henry are forced to drive her estranged, pot-dealing, carefree father Jack cross country after being kicked out of a nursing home.
