"Bowfinger" quotes

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When a desperate movie producer fails to get a major star for his bargain basement film, he decides to shoot the film secretly around him.

Director: Frank Oz
Writer: Steve Martin
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $66,384,775
Released: 13 Aug 1999
Awards: 6 nominations

59 Clips

Keith I don't know what's right anymore - Bowfinger 00:36 Keith I don't know what's right anymore Yes Mr Ramsey Wait wait Who are you - Bowfinger 00:12 Yes Mr Ramsey Wait wait Who are you I think we just got our permission - Bowfinger 00:05 I think we just got our permission Good to see you again brother - Bowfinger 00:10 Good to see you again brother As I stand here before you today - Bowfinger 00:13 As I stand here before you today And what did this alien want from you - Bowfinger 00:45 And what did this alien want from you I promise to never play mind games with your head - Bowfinger 00:18 I promise to never play mind games with your head Would you be willing to cut your hair - Bowfinger 00:20 Would you be willing to cut your hair It's so hard to make love to give yourself to a man - Bowfinger 00:20 It's so hard to make love to give yourself to a man Do you have any experience in motion pictures - Bowfinger 00:22 Do you have any experience in motion pictures This is one of the hot scenes that is about heat and and - Bowfinger 00:29 This is one of the hot scenes that is about heat and and Strange people are coming up to me on the street - Bowfinger 00:28 Strange people are coming up to me on the street You know last night was really special - Bowfinger 00:22 You know last night was really special Our scenes are the best but I should have more scenes with Kit - Bowfinger 00:11 Our scenes are the best but I should have more scenes with... You know what's happenin' here - Bowfinger 00:22 You know what's happenin' here Yeah Go find that script - Bowfinger 00:06 Yeah Go find that script I have a very important meeting with Jerry Renfro - Bowfinger 00:22 I have a very important meeting with Jerry Renfro You're supposed to be the agent - Bowfinger 00:17 You're supposed to be the agent A vixen in stretch pants - Bowfinger 00:23 A vixen in stretch pants We're not doing anything traditional here - Bowfinger 00:10 We're not doing anything traditional here Do you think you can keep it together - Bowfinger 00:15 Do you think you can keep it together I ain't signin' shit It's all good This script is buttah - Bowfinger 00:14 I ain't signin' shit It's all good This script is buttah These new hot scenes the ones in which Daisy exposes her breasts - Bowfinger 00:16 These new hot scenes the ones in which Daisy exposes her... It's people like you that give MindHead a bad name - Bowfinger 00:11 It's people like you that give MindHead a bad name The sickness is deep They playin' you - Bowfinger 00:08 The sickness is deep They playin' you They can't even speak English good - Bowfinger 00:10 They can't even speak English good This is another example of the white man takin' all the best catch phrases - Bowfinger 00:14 This is another example of the white man takin' all the best... Get in the car - Bowfinger 00:12 Get in the car I know what's going on - Bowfinger 00:10 I know what's going on She had the personality of a zip code in Kansas - Bowfinger 00:09 She had the personality of a zip code in Kansas Aliens in the raindrops Chubby rain At the end of this movie - Bowfinger 00:18 Aliens in the raindrops Chubby rain At the end of this movie Wow Great script - Bowfinger 00:30 Wow Great script But I worry about our age difference - Bowfinger 00:16 But I worry about our age difference Oh gosh I'm really hoping to get a career running errands - Bowfinger 00:11 Oh gosh I'm really hoping to get a career running errands His fear is so real It's like it's actually happening - Bowfinger 00:08 His fear is so real It's like it's actually happening See that FedEx truck - Bowfinger 00:26 See that FedEx truck Dave I'm 49 years old - Bowfinger 00:15 Dave I'm 49 years old So we need a guy with a fabulous ass - Bowfinger 00:09 So we need a guy with a fabulous ass Good camera Yeah - Bowfinger 00:09 Good camera Yeah Okay that was very good Let's try it one more time - Bowfinger 00:12 Okay that was very good Let's try it one more time And what is it we don't do under any circumstances - Bowfinger 00:22 And what is it we don't do under any circumstances Yeah go make some calls Call Arnold and Sly - Bowfinger 00:11 Yeah go make some calls Call Arnold and Sly This film is only for Madagascar and Iran - Bowfinger 00:10 This film is only for Madagascar and Iran And how did we get this screenplay Because Afrim here - Bowfinger 00:28 And how did we get this screenplay Because Afrim here You realize there's not a court in the country - Bowfinger 00:58 You realize there's not a court in the country Happy Premise Number One - Bowfinger 00:25 Happy Premise Number One I know I'm not supposed to be doing this but I just want you to know - Bowfinger 00:35 I know I'm not supposed to be doing this but I just want you... Think of it as an errand - Bowfinger 00:13 Think of it as an errand This is a great script It's not Shakespeare but - Bowfinger 00:27 This is a great script It's not Shakespeare but Would you be willing to cut your hair - Bowfinger 00:20 Would you be willing to cut your hair Do you have any experience in motion pictures - Bowfinger 00:38 Do you have any experience in motion pictures Kincaid Freddy - Bowfinger 00:28 Kincaid Freddy The letter K appears in this script 1 456 times - Bowfinger 00:15 The letter K appears in this script 1 456 times But movies cost millions of dollars to make - Bowfinger 00:24 But movies cost millions of dollars to make It's too cerebral We're trying to make a movie not a film - Bowfinger 00:10 It's too cerebral We're trying to make a movie not a film A big local hit in South Dakota What are some of your favorite TV shows - Bowfinger 00:22 A big local hit in South Dakota What are some of your... We are finished We are over How come - Bowfinger 00:09 We are finished We are over How come Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire movie till two years later - Bowfinger 00:07 Did you know Tom Cruise had no idea he was in that vampire... White boys get all the Oscars It's a fact - Bowfinger 00:22 White boys get all the Oscars It's a fact

Cast

Bowfinger - Steve Martin
Kit Ramsey - Eddie Murphy
Kit's Agent - Barry Newman
Slater - Kohl Sudduth
Terry Stricter - Terence Stamp
Jerry Renfro - Robert Downey Jr.
Hector - Ramiro Fabian
Freddy - Claude Brooks
MindHead Executive - John Prosky
Camera Security Guard - Michael Dempsey
Federal Express Man - Walter Powell
Actor at Audition - Phill Lewis
Young Actress at Audition - Marisol Nichols
Clothing Sales Clerk - Nathan Anderson
Renfro's Executive - Brogan Roche
Nightclub Cleaner - John Cho
Camera Store Clerk - Lloyd Berman
Kit's Limo Driver - Zaid Farid
Kit's Bodyguard - Aaron Brumfield
Kit's Bodyguard - Kevin Grevioux
Kit's Assistant - Kimble Jemison
Studio Executive - Alex Craig Mann
E! Channel Interviewer - Laura Grady
Farrah - Reamy Hall
Laker Girl - Michelle Boehle
Laker Girl - Kimberly Baum
Laker Girl - Megan Denton
Laker Girl - Janet Jaeger
Laker Girl - Hope Wood
Laker Girl - Addie Yungmee
Laker Girl - Andrea Toste
Betsy - Bowfinger's Dog - Mindy
Premiere Guest - Martin Andris
News Reporter - Adam Carrera
Club Patron - John Forker
Reporter at Premier - Carl Kocis
Paparazzo - Jason Lemons
'Mongo' Premiere Guest - Tiger Mendez
Confederate Soldier - Douglas M. Nelson
Limo driver - Rick Solis