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Brassic

Comedy series about Vinnie and Dylan, who have grown up together and are inseparable. When Dylan's girlfriend wants to move in search of a better life for her and her son, he must face the hardest decision of his life.

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Calamity Films

Awards

Nominated for 3 BAFTA 2 wins & 11 nominations total

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https://www.sky.com/watch/brassic

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Say bye-bye. Fuck...
This is fucking madness, man. - Brassic

Say bye-bye. Fuck... This is fucking madness, man.

You're wrong, mate.
That's the stupidest plan... - Brassic

You're wrong, mate. That's the stupidest plan...

Say it. Bye, bye, bye... bye. - Brassic

Say it. Bye, bye, bye... bye.

I've heard all year. Let's see your
brilliant plan. Hang on. - Brassic

I've heard all year. Let's see your brilliant plan...

But what I'm trying to say is, for
as often as I think about suicide... - Brassic

But what I'm trying to say is, for as often as I think ...

And I was like... I was there and he
just started to lose the plot. - Brassic

And I was like... I was there and he just started to lose th...

Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy.
Come on. Go, go. - Brassic

Come on, buddy. Come on, buddy. Come on. Go, go.

They've got a desirable bloodline.
-All right, nuts and bolts. - Brassic

They've got a desirable bloodline. -All right, nuts and...

I could never ever do it.
It scares the shit out of me. - Brassic

I could never ever do it. It scares the shit out of me.

Accusing me of nicking his cashbox.
I didn't even know it fucking existed. - Brassic

Accusing me of nicking his cashbox. I didn't even know ...

Bloke comes into the dungeon, Mr Bishop.
After he's done, we get to talking. - Brassic

Bloke comes into the dungeon, Mr Bishop. After he's don...

And then there's me mates.
I don't know what they... - Brassic

And then there's me mates. I don't know what they....

He's loaded, right? Him and his missus
is getting divorced. Wonder why. - Brassic

He's loaded, right? Him and his missus is getting divor...

You will always remember the
moment before you become dickless. - Brassic

You will always remember the moment before you become dickle...

Transporting fish from a fish shed
to here is fraught with problems. - Brassic

Transporting fish from a fish shed to here is fraught with p...

Lesson No.1, boys: Fish hate volatility.
-Don't we all? - Brassic

Lesson No.1, boys: Fish hate volatility. -Don't we all?

She barely lets them visit.
Now, she's asking for more money. - Brassic

She barely lets them visit. Now, she's asking for more ...

Well, count me out, I'm playing
poker and I need to prepare. - Brassic

Well, count me out, I'm playing poker and I need to pre...

Pre and post-dick. - Brassic

Pre and post-dick.

Erin. Erin, I swear on Tyler's
life... Don't you dare. - Brassic

Erin. Erin, I swear on Tyler's life... Don't you d...

Typical.
-I'm in. What do we need? - Brassic

Typical. -I'm in. What do we need?

Can be barely bothered to rub one
out, never mind get wi' anyone. - Brassic

Can be barely bothered to rub one out, never mind get wi...

Just a straight message,
you know. This has to stop. - Brassic

Just a straight message, you know. This has to stop.

Well, what do you want me to do, Vin? - Brassic

Well, what do you want me to do, Vin?

Dave Geffen and Arjan Khan. I'm not having it,
wasn't my fault. Yes, it was. You know it. - Brassic

Dave Geffen and Arjan Khan. I'm not having it, wasn...

Are people that know my house,
people who come and go... - Brassic

Are people that know my house, people who come and go...

Three grand. She's a gold digger.
Count me out. And me. - Brassic

Three grand. She's a gold digger. Count me out. And me.

And me.
I think it's worth a try. - Brassic

And me. I think it's worth a try.

See, this is what I'm talking about.
No-one wants to see Ronnie Croft thrive. - Brassic

See, this is what I'm talking about. No-one wants to se...

Cognitive behavioural therapy. There's
a five-month waiting list for that. - Brassic

Cognitive behavioural therapy. There's a five-month wai...

Man's here, trying his best
to open a new leaf. - Brassic

Man's here, trying his best to open a new leaf.

Banana milk.
Would you just mind him one minute? - Brassic

Banana milk. Would you just mind him one minute?

You find out who took that dildo,
you keep your dick. - Brassic

You find out who took that dildo, you keep your dick.

Turn over a new leaf. Not "open a
new leaf." "Turn open a new leaf?" - Brassic

Turn over a new leaf. Not "open a new leaf." "...

You don't, it comes off. - Brassic

You don't, it comes off.

I still don't fancy
shelling out for all that gear. - Brassic

I still don't fancy shelling out for all that gear.

All right, what the fuck? What the
fuck, what? You two following me. - Brassic

All right, what the fuck? What the fuck, what? You two follo...

"Netlover. Amy, 35." - Brassic

"Netlover. Amy, 35."

Shit. I've had an idea.
Does Jim still have Pinky and Perky? - Brassic

Shit. I've had an idea. Does Jim still have Pinky and P...

Certainly not Pinky and Perky.
-Yeah. Definitely, yeah. - Brassic

Certainly not Pinky and Perky. -Yeah. Definitely, yeah.

Well, I'm sorry, Dylan,
that I wasn't having the time... - Brassic

Well, I'm sorry, Dylan, that I wasn't having the t...

To go to fucking... What's it called
where you learn? School... school... - Brassic

To go to fucking... What's it called where you learn? S...

We're just doing a bit of shopping.
That's all. Shopping? - Brassic

We're just doing a bit of shopping. That's all. Sh...

Have you tried it? It's unbelievable.
Honestly, it's changed my life. - Brassic

Have you tried it? It's unbelievable. Honestly, it'...

Look at this. This girl the
other day, she was feral. - Brassic

Look at this. This girl the other day, she was feral.

Because my mam and dad are both being
sent down. Come on, we're family. - Brassic

Because my mam and dad are both being sent down. Come on, we...

All right, get off.
Fair enough. What's that? - Brassic

All right, get off. Fair enough. What's that?

I don't know what this is. It don't
involve me or him, all right? - Brassic

I don't know what this is. It don't involve me or ...

What? Bloody hell. Come on, man. - Brassic

What? Bloody hell. Come on, man.

Get him up. Get him up, now. - Brassic

Get him up. Get him up, now.

What happened? Did it bolt?
Bolt? No, it's in the van. - Brassic

What happened? Did it bolt? Bolt? No, it's in the van.

Or two good cops
unless she won't see sense. - Brassic

Or two good cops unless she won't see sense.

I dunno, whatever you think.
Good cop, bad cop. - Brassic

I dunno, whatever you think. Good cop, bad cop.

And it just climbed in the back.
It's a dumb animal. Can I have one? - Brassic

And it just climbed in the back. It's a dumb animal. Ca...

Go. Get the fuck... - Brassic

Go. Get the fuck...

Right, here's what we're gonna do.
You two are gonna get him to Jim's. Right? - Brassic

Right, here's what we're gonna do. You two are gon...

I'll have a word with Kath.
She knows a guy with a boat... - Brassic

I'll have a word with Kath. She knows a guy with a boat...

I need to talk to you. In private. - Brassic

I need to talk to you. In private.

Faint whiff of hummus. Jake. - Brassic

Faint whiff of hummus. Jake.

Well, um, we're on the way to the last exam.
It starts in five minutes. - Brassic

Well, um, we're on the way to the last exam. It starts ...

Look, it's in the van.
Yeah, but look at... - Brassic

Look, it's in the van. Yeah, but look at...

With you, we'll never make it. He's my
best friend, I'm coming. We'll follow on. - Brassic

With you, we'll never make it. He's my best friend...

God. What's that?
Has it shat itself? - Brassic

God. What's that? Has it shat itself?

I'll be bad cop then.
If you wanna be a bad cop, you be bad cop. - Brassic

I'll be bad cop then. If you wanna be a bad cop, you be...

No, no. Do not get arrested. - Brassic

No, no. Do not get arrested.

Come on. Dylan, what the fuck?
What is it? - Brassic

Come on. Dylan, what the fuck? What is it?

You dirty... Nigel. - Brassic

You dirty... Nigel.

No sex necessary,
unless you absolutely insist. - Brassic

No sex necessary, unless you absolutely insist.

I want everything that isn't legit out of
the house. If it's nicked, I want it gone. - Brassic

I want everything that isn't legit out of the house. If...

What the fuck is... - Brassic

What the fuck is...

The kids still live here.
He didn't want to dispute it. - Brassic

The kids still live here. He didn't want to dispute it.

The washer. That's nicked, yeah. - Brassic

The washer. That's nicked, yeah.

What game is he in? I don't know,
man. Summat to do with fish. Fish? - Brassic

What game is he in? I don't know, man. Summat to do wit...

All right, dryer. Yeah.
Yeah, it's nicked. - Brassic

All right, dryer. Yeah. Yeah, it's nicked.

Microwave. Microwave. All came as a
set, love. Fuck's sake. - Brassic

Microwave. Microwave. All came as a set, love. Fuck's s...

That's this bastard, next door,
this. Ken Buslowski. - Brassic

That's this bastard, next door, this. Ken Buslowski.

So, you're seriously asking me to be Meghan for the day?
-Yeah. - Brassic

So, you're seriously asking me to be Meghan for the...

Hello, boys, what can I do for you? - Brassic

Hello, boys, what can I do for you?

You're not showing and, what,
this is weeks ago, so... - Brassic

You're not showing and, what, this is weeks ago, so...

Anything that's electric,
it's been stolen. TV and everything. - Brassic

Anything that's electric, it's been stolen. TV and...

You get to wear a nice dress and hang
out in a posh hotel in Wilmslow. - Brassic

You get to wear a nice dress and hang out in a posh hotel in...

Come on, it'll be fun.
My cousin's fiance's Scottish. - Brassic

Come on, it'll be fun. My cousin's fiance's S...

Bring him along. Bring him
along? To help you fit a sex swing... - Brassic

Bring him along. Bring him along? To help you fit a sex swin...

See that silver bucket, I'm waiting
on her to do a piss test. - Brassic

See that silver bucket, I'm waiting on her to do a piss...

Handsome, crafty, unhinged. You
wouldn't want him hanging out - Brassic

Handsome, crafty, unhinged. You wouldn't want him hangi...

Let's get right to the point. Who's
this new slut he's seeing? Donna? - Brassic

Let's get right to the point. Who's this new slut ...

A what? Piss test. Drugs test. - Brassic

A what? Piss test. Drugs test.

You know, there's officers punching
people there right now. Yeah? - Brassic

You know, there's officers punching people there right ...

Blonde, I'm hearing. Used to manage
one of his shops. - Brassic

Blonde, I'm hearing. Used to manage one of his shops.

Because we're a couple
and there is no fucking way, yeah... - Brassic

Because we're a couple and there is no fucking way, yea...

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Comedy series about Vinnie and Dylan, who have grown up together and are inseparable. When Dylan's girlfriend wants to move in search of a better life for her and her son, he must face the hardest decision of his life.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: N/A

Writer: Daniel Brocklehurst, Joe Gilgun

Production: Calamity Films

Genre: comedy, drama

Year: 2019

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 8.4

BoxOffice:

Released: 22 Aug 2019

Awards: Nominated for 3 BAFTA 2 wins & 11 nominations total

Homepage: https://www.sky.com/watch/brassic