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Brassic

Shit. Crap

Brassic • S01E01 • 2019
Shit. Crap

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Shit. Crap.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
40
Timestamp in Movie
00:05:25
Uploaded
Jun 16, 2025
Season
1
Episode
1
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Calamity Films

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Movie Summary

Comedy series about Vinnie and Dylan, who have grown up together and are inseparable. When Dylan's girlfriend wants to move in search of a better life for her and her son, he must face the hardest decision of his life.
S01 • E02 I've got some friends coming round for a reunion. Gonna, you know... - Brassic 00:05
I've got some friends coming round for a reunion. Gonna...
S01 • E01 What is it? I think he's getting his arse out again. - Brassic 00:04
What is it? I think he's getting his arse out again.
S01 • E03 My dick's not complaining. My head's got a few questions.. - Brassic 00:04
My dick's not complaining. My head's got a few que...
S01 • E04 So how about you buy me a drink and I'll tell you my proposition? - Brassic 00:05
So how about you buy me a drink and I'll tell you my pr...
S01 • E02 Slide in a few tunes, roll a couple of fat ones and... - Brassic 00:04
Slide in a few tunes, roll a couple of fat ones and...
S01 • E03 Like, I don't... When did it start? - Brassic 00:05
Like, I don't... When did it start?
S01 • E05 And you start spouting shit like, you know... - Brassic 00:04
And you start spouting shit like, you know...
S01 • E04 Plenty of ice, go easy on the tonic and give me a twist of lemon. - Brassic 00:05
Plenty of ice, go easy on the tonic and give me a twist of l...
S01 • E02 But I think, no, you've contributed in many ways to people's lives. - Brassic 00:05
But I think, no, you've contributed in many ways to peo...
S01 • E05 Or "I'm 24 times more likely of having a bloody heart attack off cocaine." You know what I mean? - Brassic 00:06
Or "I'm 24 times more likely of having a bloody he...
S01 • E03 The overcompensation sex. Exactly. - Brassic 00:04
The overcompensation sex. Exactly.
S01 • E04 As you're aware, my husband, he's a very unpleasant man. - Brassic 00:05
As you're aware, my husband, he's a very unpleasan...
S01 • E05 Statistically, you ruin everyone's buzz, man. - Brassic 00:04
Statistically, you ruin everyone's buzz, man.
S01 • E02 We've been playing football, and I've done some literacy. - Brassic 00:05
We've been playing football, and I've done some li...
S01 • E01 It's the wrong bleedin' car. It's the right colour and style, but the wrong year. - Brassic 00:05
It's the wrong bleedin' car. It's the right c...
S01 • E05 Remember that bloody wedding, you convinced everybody that the E's were poisoned. - Brassic 00:05
Remember that bloody wedding, you convinced everybody that t...
S01 • E01 Jehan Jovani. Legitimate mechanic, but has a side line in stolen motors.' - Brassic 00:09
Jehan Jovani. Legitimate mechanic, but has a side line in st...
S01 • E02 Good? Did you win? Yes. We won four, and the other team got none. - Brassic 00:07
Good? Did you win? Yes. We won four, and the other team got ...
S01 • E06 Listen, Mummy's got her last two exams today... - Brassic 00:04
Listen, Mummy's got her last two exams today...
S01 • E04 A very bitter and acrimonious maintenance battle. - Brassic 00:04
A very bitter and acrimonious maintenance battle.