No, it wasn't Fairy Liquid at all
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Eily Bergin:
Oh, I'm all wet, Father. What Are you doing down there, Father? Are you playig squidgy with the Fairy Liquid? Patrick "Kitten" Braden:
[voice over, while writing the essay about his conception as he imagines it in class]
But she was soon to realise it wasn't Fairy Liquid he'd been playing with down there. Patrick "Kitten" Braden:
[aloud, writing the words below his finished essay]
The End. Patrick "Kitten" Braden:
[voice over]
No, it wasn't Fairy Liquid at all
Oh, I'm all wet, Father. What Are you doing down there, Father? Are you playig squidgy with the Fairy Liquid? Patrick "Kitten" Braden:
[voice over, while writing the essay about his conception as he imagines it in class]
But she was soon to realise it wasn't Fairy Liquid he'd been playing with down there. Patrick "Kitten" Braden:
[aloud, writing the words below his finished essay]
The End. Patrick "Kitten" Braden:
[voice over]
No, it wasn't Fairy Liquid at all
Full Transcript
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I'm all wet, Father.
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What are you doing down there, Father?
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Are you playing squidgy
with my Fairy Liquid?
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But she was soon to realize...
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it wasn't Fairy Liquid
he'd been playing with down there.
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The end.
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No...
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it wasn't Fairy Liquid at all.
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"... privates go sprong. "
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"Privates go... "
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How dare you?
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When I said,
"develop your literary skills"...
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I did not, repeat, not, mean this.
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Why did you write it?
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I thought there was a moral, sir.
A lesson, if you will.
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Movie Summary
In the 1970s, a young trans woman, Patrick "Kitten" Braden, comes of age by leaving her Irish town for London, in part to look for her mother and in part because her gender identity is beyond the town's understanding.
Actors
Eily Bergin
Patrick 'kitten' Braden
