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Oh, this is beautiful

Oh, this is beautiful. Hey, someone call Jay Leno. We got the world'sdumbest criminal....

Breaking Bad • S02E01 • 2008

Oh, this is beautiful. Hey, someone call Jay Leno. We got the world'sdumbest criminal. This guy wasn't murdered.Look. Big stuff herewas moving this guy's body when the stackmust have shifted. Crushed his arm, pinned himhere, and he, uh, bled out. Poeticjustice. Oh, I love it.Don't you just? Get a photo of mewith this guy, all right? Old stumpy, here. Make sureyou get the stump in there

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Oh this is beautiful

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Hey someone call Jay Leno

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We got the world's dumbest criminal

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This guy wasn't murdered Look

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Big stuff here was moving this guy's body

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when the stack must have shifted

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Crushed his arm pinned him here and he uh bled out

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Poeticjustice Oh I love it Don't you just

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Get a photo of me with this guy all right

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Old stumpy here Make sure you get the stump in there

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هذا جميل

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ليستدعي شخصا ما جاي لينو فقد أمسكنا بأغبى مجرم في العالم

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هذا الرجل لم يقتل انظروا

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الرجل الضخم هنا كان ينقل جثة هذا الرجل

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ولابد أن كومة الخردة سقطت عليه

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وسحقت ذراعه وعلق هنا

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ونزف حتى الموت

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العدالة الخيالية كم أحبها

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ألا تحبها

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التقط صورة لي مع هذا الرجل حسنا

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القصير الممتلئ هنا تأك د من تصوير هذا القصير الممتلئ

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Oh c'est magnifique

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Qu'on appelle les talk shows Voilà le criminel le plus con du monde

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Ce type n'a pas été tué Regardez

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Ce gros sac déplaçait le corps de ce type

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et ce tas de trucs a sûrement bougé

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Ça lui a broyé le bras il n'a pas réussi à se dégager

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et il a perdu tout son sang

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La justice naturelle Ça me plaît

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Tu m'étonnes

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Prends moi en photo avec ce type tu veux

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Avec ce bon vieux manchot Fais en sorte qu'on voie son moignon

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Oh das ist ja wunderbar

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Hey ruf mal jemand bei Jay Leno an

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Wir haben hier den dümmsten Verbrecher der Welt

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Der Kerl wurde nicht ermordet

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Der Dicke hat den Leichnam gezogen

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als sich der Haufen bewegt hat

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Hat seinen Arm zerquetscht saß hier fest

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und ist verblutet

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Das nenne ich gerecht

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Oh ich liebe es Wer nicht

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Hey mach ein Foto von mir und dem

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Mit seinem Stumpf Der Stumpf muss auch drauf sein

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Oh ini indah

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Hey seseorang hubungi Jay Leno

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Kita punya kriminal terbodoh sedunia

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Orang ini tak dibunuh lihat

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Si besar ini memindahkannya

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ketika tumpukan mobil tergeser

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Menghancurkan tangannya menjepitnya disini lalu kehabisan darah

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Puisi keadilan Oh aku suka sekali Diamlah

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Foto aku dengan orang ini oke

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Pastikan ia kelihatan

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こいつはすごい

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テレビ局に電話しろ最もマヌケな犯罪者だ

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殺人じゃない見ろよ

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デカい男は死体を引っ張り出すために

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ガラクタを動かした

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それで腕をつぶされ失血死したのさ

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詩的な最期だいいねえ

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バチが当たった

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こいつと記念撮影だちゃんと入ってるか

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Ох это прекрасно

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Эй позвоните Джею Лено кто нибудь У нас тут самый тупой в мире преступник

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Этого парня не убивали Смотрите

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Здоровяк тут передвигал тело этого парня

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when the stack must have shifted

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Crushed his arm pinned him here

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и он истек кровью

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Идеальная справедливость Ох обожаю это

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И не ты один

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Сфотографируй меня с этим парнем ладно

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Old Stumpy here Make sure you get the stump in there

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Esto es bonito

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Oye que alguien llame al Diario de Patricia

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Tenemos al criminal más tonto del mundo

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No han asesinado a este tío Mirad

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El grande estaba moviendo el cadáver de este tipo

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cuando la carga se ha debido mover

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Le aplastó el brazo le rajó aquí y se desangró

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Justicia poética Me encanta Sí verdad

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Sácame una foto con el tío este vale

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Viejo rechoncho aquí Asegúrate de que pillas el muñón

Available in 8 languages

Duration

35 seconds

Views

16

Timestamp in Movie

00:43:35

Uploaded

Mar 07, 2026

Season

2

Episode

1

Genres

crime, drama, thriller

Production

Mosfilm

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Movie Summary

A chemistry teacher diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer turns to manufacturing and selling methamphetamine with a former student in order to secure his family's future.