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Brian and Charles

After a particularly harsh winter Brian goes into a deep depression; completely isolated and with no one to talk to, Brian does what any sane person would do when faced with such a melancholic situation. He builds a robot.

Director

Jim Archer

Year

Genre

Box Office

$430,635

Production

Bankside Films,BFI,Film4 Productions,Great Point Media

Awards

1 nomination

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BRIAN I was very low - Brian and Charles

BRIAN I was very low

(sheep bleating) - Brian and Charles

(sheep bleating)

I have a bin
specifically for them, - Brian and Charles

I have a bin specifically for them,

This is my infamous
inventions pantry. - Brian and Charles

This is my infamous inventions pantry.

It's basically just a plain bag
with pine cones glued onto it. - Brian and Charles

It's basically just a plain bag with pine cones glued o...

This is basically
a puzzle I came up with - Brian and Charles

This is basically a puzzle I came up with

It's literally just a belt - Brian and Charles

It's literally just a belt

(clattering) - Brian and Charles

Is this interesting? (laughs) - Brian and Charles

Is this interesting? (laughs)

(birds chirping) - Brian and Charles

(birds chirping)

-(engine stops)
-(groans) - Brian and Charles

-(engine stops) -(groans)

"There's Brian. Half 2:00. - Brian and Charles

"There's Brian. Half 2:00.

(laughing) - Brian and Charles

Right, the plan is, I'm gonna
head off down the lane, - Brian and Charles

Right, the plan is, I'm gonna head off down the lane,

I'm gonna have a spot to eat,
come back and have some tea. - Brian and Charles

I'm gonna have a spot to eat, come back and have some t...

-Get back! Get back!
-(horn honking) - Brian and Charles

-Get back! Get back! -(horn honking)

They don't always work,
but I tend to learn - Brian and Charles

They don't always work, but I tend to learn

And I've got so much going on
up here-- ideas and whatnot-- - Brian and Charles

And I've got so much going on up here-- ideas and whatn...

Well, a pot of Choccy Dunk Dunks - Brian and Charles

Well, a pot of Choccy Dunk Dunks

Oh. (chuckles) - Brian and Charles

("High Rollers" by Robby D
featuring Heli Sterner playing) - Brian and Charles

("High Rollers" by Robby D featuring Heli Sterner ...

BRIAN:
Fly-tippers. - Brian and Charles

BRIAN: Fly-tippers.

(panting):
I was once looking for metal - Brian and Charles

(panting): I was once looking for metal

(sheep bleating) - Brian and Charles

(sheep bleating)

Be very, very, very handy. - Brian and Charles

Be very, very, very handy.

I just take inspiration
from stuff around me. - Brian and Charles

I just take inspiration from stuff around me.

I just look around me, and I g, - Brian and Charles

I just look around me, and I g,

Scratch, scratch, scratch,
like Mr. Williams over there. - Brian and Charles

Scratch, scratch, scratch, like Mr. Williams over there.

-(squeaking)
-(Brian laughs) - Brian and Charles

-(squeaking) -(Brian laughs)

(night bird calls) - Brian and Charles

(night bird calls)

I've learned building a robot
is much like making a cake. - Brian and Charles

I've learned building a robot is much like making a cak...

It comes out like a blancmange.
(laughs) - Brian and Charles

It comes out like a blancmange. (laughs)

(laughs)
I've never done that before. - Brian and Charles

(laughs) I've never done that before.

(sighs) - Brian and Charles

(breathing deeply) - Brian and Charles

(breathing deeply)

Please, please, please. - Brian and Charles

Please, please, please.

-Activate.
-(switch clicks) - Brian and Charles

-Activate. -(switch clicks)

That's what I always say.
(chuckles) - Brian and Charles

That's what I always say. (chuckles)

And that-that door will
probably close at some point, - Brian and Charles

And that-that door will probably close at some point,

Basically, what I'm trying
to say is doors open and close, - Brian and Charles

Basically, what I'm trying to say is doors open and clo...

I'm just going to the chemist
to get some stuff for my mum. - Brian and Charles

I'm just going to the chemist to get some stuff for my ...

-Oh. (mutters)
-(chuckles) - Brian and Charles

-Oh. (mutters) -(chuckles)

(thunder crashes) - Brian and Charles

(thunder crashes)

(clattering) - Brian and Charles

(thunder booming) - Brian and Charles

(thunder booming)

(thunder rumbling) - Brian and Charles

(thunder rumbling)

-(switch clicks)
-(electrical buzzing) - Brian and Charles

-(switch clicks) -(electrical buzzing)

(clattering) - Brian and Charles

(clattering continues) - Brian and Charles

(clattering continues)

I am absolutely shaking
like a leaf. - Brian and Charles

I am absolutely shaking like a leaf.

Put... the cabbage... down. - Brian and Charles

Put... the cabbage... down.

I said, "Put... - Brian and Charles

I said, "Put...

-Yes.
-(thunder rumbling) - Brian and Charles

-Yes. -(thunder rumbling)

(stops whistling) - Brian and Charles

(stops whistling)

(birds chirping) - Brian and Charles

(birds chirping)

-(grunts)
-(whirring, rattling) - Brian and Charles

-(grunts) -(whirring, rattling)

(breathing heavily) - Brian and Charles

(breathing heavily)

Carpet. Curtains. Old potato. - Brian and Charles

Carpet. Curtains. Old potato.

Plugs. Shoes. Plant pot. - Brian and Charles

Plugs. Shoes. Plant pot.

You were snoozing,
and I was reading. - Brian and Charles

You were snoozing, and I was reading.

-No, no, no, no. No, I'm Brian.
-Brian. - Brian and Charles

-No, no, no, no. No, I'm Brian. -Brian.

(gasps softly) - Brian and Charles

(laughs) Charles.
You like "Charles." - Brian and Charles

(laughs) Charles. You like "Charles."

(whirring) - Brian and Charles

It's... lovely to meet you. - Brian and Charles

It's... lovely to meet you.

I think what happened was - Brian and Charles

I think what happened was

So, when I flicked the switch,
they hadn't connected properly. - Brian and Charles

So, when I flicked the switch, they hadn't connected pr...

And what I think happened
while I was out-- - Brian and Charles

And what I think happened while I was out--

(imitates electrical buzzing) - Brian and Charles

(imitates electrical buzzing)

(imitates electrical buzzing) - Brian and Charles

(imitates electrical buzzing)

-Now, Charles, this room...
-Kitchen. - Brian and Charles

-Now, Charles, this room... -Kitchen.

-Basically, this is where...
-Is where you cook. - Brian and Charles

-Basically, this is where... -Is where you cook.

Right. Right, what I'll do is - Brian and Charles

Right. Right, what I'll do is

Cabbage weights
will generally range - Brian and Charles

Cabbage weights will generally range

The most common are
smooth-leaved, - Brian and Charles

The most common are smooth-leaved,

The heaviest cabbage ever found
was 62.71 kilograms. - Brian and Charles

The heaviest cabbage ever found was 62.71 kilograms.

Under conditions
of long, sunny days, - Brian and Charles

Under conditions of long, sunny days,

You built my body I built his body - Brian and Charles

You built my body I built his body

I thought, 24 hours ago, - Brian and Charles

I thought, 24 hours ago,

Dangerous: able or likely
to cause harm or injury. - Brian and Charles

Dangerous: able or likely to cause harm or injury.

Perilous. (chuckles) - Brian and Charles

Perilous. (chuckles)

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
it goes way beyond the tree. - Brian and Charles

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it goes way beyond the tree.

There's a big old world
out there - Brian and Charles

There's a big old world out there

BRIAN: No.
It's best if no one sees him. - Brian and Charles

BRIAN: No. It's best if no one sees him.

People would be queuing
round the block - Brian and Charles

People would be queuing round the block

And there's lots
of rough people there, so... - Brian and Charles

And there's lots of rough people there, so...

BRIAN:
Eddie in particular. - Brian and Charles

BRIAN: Eddie in particular.

(sighs) - Brian and Charles

-Hey!
-(dog barking) - Brian and Charles

-Hey! -(dog barking)

Now, I normally sleep for
about four to five hours, okay? - Brian and Charles

Now, I normally sleep for about four to five hours, okay?

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After a particularly harsh winter Brian goes into a deep depression; completely isolated and with no one to talk to, Brian does what any sane person would do when faced with such a melancholic situation. He builds a robot.

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Director: Jim Archer

Writer: David Earl, Chris Hayward

Production: Bankside Films,BFI,Film4 Productions,Great Point Media

Genre: comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: 66/100

ImdbRating: 6.6

BoxOffice: $430,635

Released: 08 Jul 2022

Awards: 1 nomination

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Also watch: 2000 Mules, Mr. Malcolm's List, Dinner in America, The Hanging Sun, 9 Bullets, Cape Fear, Blue Bayou, Jersey Boys, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, Champions, Thirteen Lives, The Internship, Life of Brian, The Hunchback of Notre Dame