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Brian and Charles

After a particularly harsh winter Brian goes into a deep depression; completely isolated and with no one to talk to, Brian does what any sane person would do when faced with such a melancholic situation. He builds a robot.

Director

Jim Archer

Year

Genre

Box Office

$430,635

Production

Bankside Films,BFI,Film4 Productions,Great Point Media

Awards

1 nomination

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But you might hear me
walking around on the landing, - Brian and Charles

But you might hear me walking around on the landing,

Charles, can you turn
your blue eye light off, please? - Brian and Charles

Charles, can you turn your blue eye light off, please?

I can't turn
my blue eye light off. - Brian and Charles

I can't turn my blue eye light off.

-(birds chirping)
-(sheep bleating) - Brian and Charles

-(birds chirping) -(sheep bleating)

Okay, cool, but I just left
something in the garden, - Brian and Charles

Okay, cool, but I just left something in the garden,

(doorbell rings) - Brian and Charles

(doorbell rings)

WINNIE:
It won't take long, will it? - Brian and Charles

WINNIE: It won't take long, will it?

BRIAN: Yeah, I'll-I'll just
get on with it, then. - Brian and Charles

BRIAN: Yeah, I'll-I'll just get on with it, then.

(objects rattling) - Brian and Charles

(objects rattling)

I'll be happy to reach my 60s.
(chuckling) - Brian and Charles

I'll be happy to reach my 60s. (chuckling)

Basically, you flip it
and you sip it. - Brian and Charles

Basically, you flip it and you sip it.

(Chewy whistles, squawks) - Brian and Charles

(Chewy whistles, squawks)

-No.
-(Chewy squawks) - Brian and Charles

-No. -(Chewy squawks)

Go and tidy the shoes
on the shoe mat, please, Hazel. - Brian and Charles

Go and tidy the shoes on the shoe mat, please, Hazel.

(sighs) - Brian and Charles

-(truck pulls in)
-(brakes squeak) - Brian and Charles

-(truck pulls in) -(brakes squeak)

-Brian.
-(laughing) - Brian and Charles

-Brian. -(laughing)

I guess it doesn't matter.
(chuckles) - Brian and Charles

I guess it doesn't matter. (chuckles)

-(whirring)
-(dart thuds loudly) - Brian and Charles

-(whirring) -(dart thuds loudly)

-Winner.
-Winner! (laughs) - Brian and Charles

-Winner. -Winner! (laughs)

You're superb.
You're really good at darts. - Brian and Charles

You're superb. You're really good at darts.

("Don't Leave Me This Way"
by The Communards playing) - Brian and Charles

("Don't Leave Me This Way" by The Communards ...

(laughing) - Brian and Charles

-♪ Ah, baby... ♪
-(laughing) - Brian and Charles

-♪ Ah, baby... ♪ -(laughing)

-CHARLES: Watch me go.
-(laughing) - Brian and Charles

-CHARLES: Watch me go. -(laughing)

♪ Now can't you see
it's burning out of control? ♪ - Brian and Charles

♪ Now can't you see it's burning out of control? ♪...

I fell off the pink step,
and I had an accident. - Brian and Charles

I fell off the pink step, and I had an accident.

(doorbell rings) - Brian and Charles

(doorbell rings)

Stop saying
"bing-bong, bing-bong." - Brian and Charles

Stop saying "bing-bong, bing-bong."

-(muffled babbling)
-That is the exact opposite - Brian and Charles

-(muffled babbling) -That is the exact opposite

-Just down there, innit?
-Yeah, it's just under there. - Brian and Charles

-Just down there, innit? -Yeah, it's just under there.

That is a washing machine
in a big man's shirt. - Brian and Charles

That is a washing machine in a big man's shirt.

(chuckling) - Brian and Charles

BRIAN: Say hello to the girls
and guys at Wales Electric. - Brian and Charles

BRIAN: Say hello to the girls and guys at Wales Electric.

-Clever boy dance time.
-(laughing) - Brian and Charles

-Clever boy dance time. -(laughing)

("Happy Together"
by The Turtles playing) - Brian and Charles

("Happy Together" by The Turtles playing)

-♪ I do ♪
-(laughing) - Brian and Charles

-♪ I do ♪ -(laughing)

♪ So happy together... ♪ - Brian and Charles

♪ So happy together... ♪

♪ I can't see me lovin'
nobody but you ♪ - Brian and Charles

♪ I can't see me lovin' nobody but you ♪

♪ For all my life ♪ - Brian and Charles

♪ For all my life ♪

(music plays softly over TV) - Brian and Charles

(music plays softly over TV)

(Brian sighs) - Brian and Charles

Example: There has been
a cowboy film on telly. - Brian and Charles

Example: There has been a cowboy film on telly.

I've got to say,
I'm enjoying this magic moment. - Brian and Charles

I've got to say, I'm enjoying this magic moment.

But first, a destination
that for years - Brian and Charles

But first, a destination that for years

Now, there is so much to do
in Honolulu. - Brian and Charles

Now, there is so much to do in Honolulu.

(over TV): ...horseback riding
to helicopter tours, - Brian and Charles

(over TV): ...horseback riding to helicopter tours,

-Honey-lay-lay.
-(Brian laughs) - Brian and Charles

-Honey-lay-lay. -(Brian laughs)

(Hawaiian music playing) - Brian and Charles

(Hawaiian music playing)

It's hotter than here,
and it looks wonderful. - Brian and Charles

It's hotter than here, and it looks wonderful.

Will you sit down, please? - Brian and Charles

Will you sit down, please?

Can we park
this Honolulu chatter, please, - Brian and Charles

Can we park this Honolulu chatter, please,

(laughs) - Brian and Charles

-(over TV): Best wishes...
-(changes channel) - Brian and Charles

-(over TV): Best wishes... -(changes channel)

-Oh, I like him.
-(cheering over TV) - Brian and Charles

-Oh, I like him. -(cheering over TV)

(door opens, bell jingles) - Brian and Charles

(door opens, bell jingles)

That's nine pound, uh, 60,
I think, Eddie. - Brian and Charles

That's nine pound, uh, 60, I think, Eddie.

Or, uh, shall I just
put it on your slate? - Brian and Charles

Or, uh, shall I just put it on your slate?

(objects clattering) - Brian and Charles

(objects clattering)

Browsing around. Browsing. - Brian and Charles

Browsing around. Browsing.

Sneaking around, uh, with
his little table tennis bat. - Brian and Charles

Sneaking around, uh, with his little table tennis bat.

(chuckles) - Brian and Charles

That's what they call him.
Well, they used to call him - Brian and Charles

That's what they call him. Well, they used to call him

-Whoops.
-(June gasps) - Brian and Charles

-Whoops. -(June gasps)

(door opens, bell jingles) - Brian and Charles

(door opens, bell jingles)

(TV playing indistinctly
in distance) - Brian and Charles

(TV playing indistinctly in distance)

(muffled rock music playing) - Brian and Charles

(muffled rock music playing)

He said to me last night
he wanted to get a taxi to town, - Brian and Charles

He said to me last night he wanted to get a taxi to town,

(thumping) - Brian and Charles

Cold night tonight, innit?
(chuckles) - Brian and Charles

Cold night tonight, innit? (chuckles)

Don't talk to me like that.
(chuckles) - Brian and Charles

Don't talk to me like that. (chuckles)

You'll come with me
in the truck, - Brian and Charles

You'll come with me in the truck,

-Whatever.
-Don't say "whatever." - Brian and Charles

-Whatever. -Don't say "whatever."

Right, okay.
Well, maybe not today, - Brian and Charles

Right, okay. Well, maybe not today,

You have got a very,
very cheeky brain, - Brian and Charles

You have got a very, very cheeky brain,

It's the same blue eye
but a different attitude. - Brian and Charles

It's the same blue eye but a different attitude.

Stop saying "front." - Brian and Charles

Stop saying "front."

You've got to stay in the truck
and keep your head down. - Brian and Charles

You've got to stay in the truck and keep your head down...

There's a kennels.
That's just dogs. - Brian and Charles

There's a kennels. That's just dogs.

What, uh... (chuckles softly) - Brian and Charles

What, uh... (chuckles softly)

No, I live in the village
with my mum and a parrot. - Brian and Charles

No, I live in the village with my mum and a parrot.

Parrot: an exotic jungle bird
known for its flamboyant colors. - Brian and Charles

Parrot: an exotic jungle bird known for its flamboyant color...

Characteristic features include
a strong, curved bill. - Brian and Charles

Characteristic features include a strong, curved bill.

CHARLES: Did you know
the most important components - Brian and Charles

CHARLES: Did you know the most important components

-Please.
-I-I won't. I won't. - Brian and Charles

-Please. -I-I won't. I won't.

Do you want to? (chuckles) - Brian and Charles

Do you want to? (chuckles)

Well, is that all right? - Brian and Charles

Well, is that all right?

(birds chirping) - Brian and Charles

(birds chirping)

HAZEL How did you know how to build him - Brian and Charles

HAZEL How did you know how to build him

Don't know.
Just start at the beginning - Brian and Charles

Don't know. Just start at the beginning

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After a particularly harsh winter Brian goes into a deep depression; completely isolated and with no one to talk to, Brian does what any sane person would do when faced with such a melancholic situation. He builds a robot.

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Director: Jim Archer

Writer: David Earl, Chris Hayward

Production: Bankside Films,BFI,Film4 Productions,Great Point Media

Genre: comedy

Year: 2022

MetaScore: 66/100

ImdbRating: 6.6

BoxOffice: $430,635

Released: 08 Jul 2022

Awards: 1 nomination

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Also watch: 2000 Mules, Mr. Malcolm's List, Dinner in America, The Hanging Sun, 9 Bullets, Cape Fear, Blue Bayou, Jersey Boys, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, Champions, Thirteen Lives, The Internship, Life of Brian, The Hunchback of Notre Dame