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Right. Right, what I'll do is
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Brian and Charles

Right. Right, what I'll do is -I'll put the, uh...-Put the kettle on?

Right. Right, what I'll do is -I'll put the, uh...
-Put the kettle on?

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Right. Right, what I'll do is
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-I'll put the, uh... -Put the kettle on?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:59
Uploaded
May 03, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Bankside Films,BFI,Film4 Productions,Great Point Media

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Movie Summary

After a particularly harsh winter Brian goes into a deep depression; completely isolated and with no one to talk to, Brian does what any sane person would do when faced with such a melancholic situation. He builds a robot.
Cabbage weights will generally range - Brian and Charles 00:04
Cabbage weights will generally range
The most common are smooth-leaved, - Brian and Charles 00:09
The most common are smooth-leaved,
The heaviest cabbage ever found was 62.71 kilograms. - Brian and Charles 00:04
The heaviest cabbage ever found was 62.71 kilograms.
Under conditions of long, sunny days, - Brian and Charles 00:04
Under conditions of long, sunny days,
You built my body I built his body - Brian and Charles 00:09
You built my body I built his body
I thought, 24 hours ago, - Brian and Charles 00:06
I thought, 24 hours ago,
Dangerous: able or likely to cause harm or injury. - Brian and Charles 00:04
Dangerous: able or likely to cause harm or injury.
Perilous. (chuckles) - Brian and Charles 00:06
Perilous. (chuckles)
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it goes way beyond the tree. - Brian and Charles 00:04
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it goes way beyond the tree.
There's a big old world out there - Brian and Charles 00:04
There's a big old world out there
BRIAN: No. It's best if no one sees him. - Brian and Charles 00:06
BRIAN: No. It's best if no one sees him.
People would be queuing round the block - Brian and Charles 00:04
People would be queuing round the block
And there's lots of rough people there, so... - Brian and Charles 00:09
And there's lots of rough people there, so...
BRIAN: Eddie in particular. - Brian and Charles 00:09
BRIAN: Eddie in particular.
(sighs) - Brian and Charles 00:08
(sighs)
-Hey! -(dog barking) - Brian and Charles 00:06
-Hey! -(dog barking)
Now, I normally sleep for about four to five hours, okay? - Brian and Charles 00:05
Now, I normally sleep for about four to five hours, okay?
But you might hear me walking around on the landing, - Brian and Charles 00:07
But you might hear me walking around on the landing,
Charles, can you turn your blue eye light off, please? - Brian and Charles 00:04
Charles, can you turn your blue eye light off, please?
I can't turn my blue eye light off. - Brian and Charles 00:04
I can't turn my blue eye light off.