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Briarpatch

Tried to hire youas my divorce lawyer, but they saidyou don't swing that way

Tried to hire you
as my divorce lawyer, but they said
you don't swing that way

Full Transcript

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- Tried to hire you as my divorce lawyer,
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but they said you don't swing that way.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:14
Uploaded
May 30, 2025
Season
1
Episode
3
Genres
crime, drama, mystery

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Movie Summary

A senator's aide unravels a complex web of lies, crimes and conspiracies when she returns to her corrupt hometown -- San Bonifacio, Texas, near the Mexican border--to investigate the death of her sister, a local cop killed by a ca...
S01 • E06 Listen to me. Just put it down, okay? - Briarpatch 00:05
Listen to me. Just put it down, okay?
S01 • E04 Oh, well. - Briarpatch 00:04
Oh, well.
S01 • E07 But you don't wanna go dipping this in your daiquiris. - Briarpatch 00:05
But you don't wanna go dipping this in your daiquiris.
S01 • E08 I mean, the mayor is a clown, - Briarpatch 00:10
I mean, the mayor is a clown,
S01 • E04 Think I just realized something. - Briarpatch 00:05
Think I just realized something.
S01 • E07 It'll spoof the chief's Wi-Fi signal, - Briarpatch 00:09
It'll spoof the chief's Wi-Fi signal,
S01 • E03 It is so nice to see all these men out with their mistresses. - Briarpatch 00:06
It is so nice to see all these men out with their mistresses...
S01 • E10 Choice is yours, Chuckles. - Briarpatch 00:04
Choice is yours, Chuckles.
S01 • E10 Why not be the one to tip the hourglass? - Briarpatch 00:04
Why not be the one to tip the hourglass?
S01 • E08 - He really wants to change things, - Briarpatch 00:04
- He really wants to change things,
S01 • E08 So a couple years back, we hatched ourselves a plan. - Briarpatch 00:04
So a couple years back, we hatched ourselves a plan.
S01 • E03 - Yeah, he'll send her back to Lubbock with the clap - Briarpatch 00:07
- Yeah, he'll send her back to Lubbock with the clap
S01 • E07 - [grunting] Yeah. [dog barking] - Briarpatch 00:05
- [grunting] Yeah. [dog barking]
S01 • E08 I'd run for mayor. Grant him the zoning rights - Briarpatch 00:06
I'd run for mayor. Grant him the zoning rights
S01 • E04 Uh, about 20 years ago, the good Mr. and Mrs. Dill - Briarpatch 00:06
Uh, about 20 years ago, the good Mr. and Mrs. Dill
S01 • E07 [dog growls] - Briarpatch 00:05
[dog growls]
S01 • E03 I know when people are cheating - Briarpatch 00:07
I know when people are cheating
S01 • E05 - So, Mr. Spivey, - Briarpatch 00:06
- So, Mr. Spivey,
S01 • E06 - Yes. - Briarpatch 00:04
- Yes.
S01 • E01 ‐ Lalo, God damn it, - Briarpatch 00:06
‐ Lalo, God damn it,