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"Bridesmaids" quotes

Bridesmaids poster
Competition between the maid of honor and a bridesmaid, over who is the bride's best friend, threatens to upend the life of an out-of-work pastry chef.

Director: Paul Feig
Writer: Kristen Wiig, Annie Mumolo
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 2011
MetaScore: 75/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $169,106,725
Released: 13 May 2011
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 25 wins & 72 nominations total

128 video clips

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They're so cute - Bridesmaids 01:10 They're so cute I went to Thailand recently with my husband - Bridesmaids 01:53 I went to Thailand recently with my husband Why are you smiling Annie - Bridesmaids 00:11 Why are you smiling Annie Don't be sad Because things are going to change - Bridesmaids 00:05 Don't be sad Because things are going to change Come on dingus Tick tock I got shit to do - Bridesmaids 00:29 Come on dingus Tick tock I got shit to do Yes you are - Bridesmaids 00:36 Yes you are That you left - Bridesmaids 00:37 That you left This is Tape 119 - Bridesmaids 00:23 This is Tape 119 We'd like to invite you to no longer live with us anymore - Bridesmaids 00:06 We'd like to invite you to no longer live with us... I'm so sorry - Bridesmaids 00:13 I'm so sorry Thank you Annie - Bridesmaids 00:07 Thank you Annie You are taking me to Paris - Bridesmaids 00:07 You are taking me to Paris With berets and fucking baguettes - Bridesmaids 00:37 With berets and fucking baguettes You've got to wash that hair - Bridesmaids 00:33 You've got to wash that hair He's ignoring you Let me Yes he is - Bridesmaids 00:04 He's ignoring you Let me Yes he is I'm getting in the car - Bridesmaids 00:16 I'm getting in the car And guess what - Bridesmaids 00:13 And guess what How long has she been gone - Bridesmaids 00:33 How long has she been gone It was really nice meeting you - Bridesmaids 00:07 It was really nice meeting you Annie I want to apologize to you personally - Bridesmaids 00:11 Annie I want to apologize to you personally Christ Annie Have you lost your fucking mind - Bridesmaids 00:05 Christ Annie Have you lost your fucking mind Annie This is so unbelievable - Bridesmaids 00:09 Annie This is so unbelievable It's a good tub - Bridesmaids 00:06 It's a good tub It's nice to see you - Bridesmaids 00:03 It's nice to see you How many of those did you take - Bridesmaids 00:15 How many of those did you take You know this guy - Bridesmaids 00:16 You know this guy It's all her fault It is not mine - Bridesmaids 00:03 It's all her fault It is not mine You picked at the bridal store - Bridesmaids 00:04 You picked at the bridal store I am so sorry I didn't mean to waste your time - Bridesmaids 00:17 I am so sorry I didn't mean to waste your time I left your clothes over there - Bridesmaids 00:03 I left your clothes over there Say Hi I can't get off the couch - Bridesmaids 00:27 Say Hi I can't get off the couch I'm speeding You better pull me over - Bridesmaids 00:09 I'm speeding You better pull me over Which wouldn't be great - Bridesmaids 00:28 Which wouldn't be great I wish you well I won't bother you anymore - Bridesmaids 00:28 I wish you well I won't bother you anymore I'm your life Annie I'm your shitty - Bridesmaids 00:07 I'm your life Annie I'm your shitty What's so funny - Bridesmaids 00:14 What's so funny I'm trying to get you to fight for your shitty life and you won't do it - Bridesmaids 00:06 I'm trying to get you to fight for your shitty life and... I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree - Bridesmaids 00:05 I'm glad he's single because I'm going to... Nope I'm sorry - Bridesmaids 00:05 Nope I'm sorry You get that - Bridesmaids 00:12 You get that Or are you comfortable with the pain - Bridesmaids 00:14 Or are you comfortable with the pain I'm life and I'm going to bite you in the ass - Bridesmaids 00:07 I'm life and I'm going to bite you in the ass You know what Why can't you just be happy for me - Bridesmaids 00:08 You know what Why can't you just be happy for me Welcome to Germany - Bridesmaids 00:16 Welcome to Germany And I got my asshole bleached too - Bridesmaids 00:08 And I got my asshole bleached too Is that you just don't understand that you can hurt people - Bridesmaids 00:06 Is that you just don't understand that you can hurt... I fell off a cruise ship - Bridesmaids 00:35 I fell off a cruise ship Really - Bridesmaids 00:03 Really Are you fucking kidding me - Bridesmaids 01:00 Are you fucking kidding me Carol - Bridesmaids 00:05 Carol Do you want to talk to a cop about it We are just like priests - Bridesmaids 00:09 Do you want to talk to a cop about it We are just like... Guess what happened to me today Hmm What - Bridesmaids 00:16 Guess what happened to me today Hmm What Help me I'm poor No listen - Bridesmaids 00:04 Help me I'm poor No listen How long has she been gone - Bridesmaids 00:31 How long has she been gone How many of those did you take - Bridesmaids 00:14 How many of those did you take I am so sorry I didn't mean to waste your time - Bridesmaids 00:48 I am so sorry I didn't mean to waste your time I don't really care which dress we get - Bridesmaids 00:06 I don't really care which dress we get I fell off a cruise ship but I'm back - Bridesmaids 00:34 I fell off a cruise ship but I'm back I look ugly No I don't I don't really look ugly - Bridesmaids 00:18 I look ugly No I don't I don't really look ugly I put a loaded gun in Dougie's carry on - Bridesmaids 00:10 I put a loaded gun in Dougie's carry on If I wasn't a cop anymore I would still - Bridesmaids 00:09 If I wasn't a cop anymore I would still I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree - Bridesmaids 00:05 I'm glad he's single because I'm going to... I'm so glad you were free - Bridesmaids 00:11 I'm so glad you were free I'm life and I'm going to bite you in the ass - Bridesmaids 00:04 I'm life and I'm going to bite you in the ass Is that - Bridesmaids 00:15 Is that It's a good tub - Bridesmaids 00:06 It's a good tub It's a Mexican drinking worm - Bridesmaids 00:08 It's a Mexican drinking worm It's coming out of me like lava - Bridesmaids 00:04 It's coming out of me like lava It's happening It's happening - Bridesmaids 00:05 It's happening It's happening I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial - Bridesmaids 00:05 I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial Ohh You're really doing it aren't you - Bridesmaids 00:05 Ohh You're really doing it aren't you Really - Bridesmaids 00:03 Really Say Hi I can't get off the couch - Bridesmaids 00:28 Say Hi I can't get off the couch Shut your filthy fucking mouths I'm sorry - Bridesmaids 00:04 Shut your filthy fucking mouths I'm sorry Thank you - Bridesmaids 00:25 Thank you This is a very strict plane that I'm on - Bridesmaids 00:13 This is a very strict plane that I'm on This is some classy shit here - Bridesmaids 00:12 This is some classy shit here This is such a stone cold pack of weirdos and I'm so proud - Bridesmaids 00:06 This is such a stone cold pack of weirdos and I'm so... We should throw some ideas around - Bridesmaids 00:31 We should throw some ideas around We'd like to invite you to no longer live with us anymore - Bridesmaids 00:06 We'd like to invite you to no longer live with us... Well hello I think before you make those sort of demands - Bridesmaids 00:12 Well hello I think before you make those sort of demands Wow this is so awkward I really want you to leave - Bridesmaids 00:08 Wow this is so awkward I really want you to leave You are like the maid of dishonor - Bridesmaids 00:04 You are like the maid of dishonor You are more beautiful than Cinderella - Bridesmaids 00:09 You are more beautiful than Cinderella You are weird - Bridesmaids 00:38 You are weird You have three seconds to get back to your seat - Bridesmaids 00:10 You have three seconds to get back to your seat You know what Why can't you just be happy for me - Bridesmaids 00:08 You know what Why can't you just be happy for me You live in Milwaukee I'm sorry - Bridesmaids 00:05 You live in Milwaukee I'm sorry You read my You read my journal - Bridesmaids 00:10 You read my You read my journal
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Cast

Annie - Kristen Wiig
Boot Camp Instructor - Terry Crews
Lillian - Maya Rudolph
Jewelry Store Couple - Tom Yi
Jewelry Store Couple - Elaine Kao
All Cast