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You remember my cousin RitaOh Rita AnnieHi I haven't seen you since you graduated high schoolOh my gosh She has three kids nowThree boys Lillian They're so cuteThey are cute but when they reach that

I cracked it in half!

Bridesmaids • 2011

Lillian:
You remember my cousin, Rita.Annie:Rita!Rita: Annie, I haven't seen you since you graduated high school.Lillian:She has three kids now.Rita:Three boys.Lillian:They're so cute.Rita:They are cute, but when they reach that age, ugh. Disgusting. They smell, they're sticky, they say things that are horrible, and there is semen all over everything. Disgusting. I cracked a BLANKET in half. Do you get where I'm going with this?Annie:I do, yeah.Rita: I cracked it in half!

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You remember my cousin Rita

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Oh Rita Annie

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Hi I haven't seen you since you graduated high school

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Oh my gosh She has three kids now

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Three boys Lillian They're so cute

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They are cute but when they reach that age

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they are disgusting

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They smell they're sticky

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they say things that are horrible

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and there is semen all over everything okay

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Disgusting I cracked a blanket in half

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Do you get where I'm going with that I do yeah

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I cracked it in half What

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لا يمكنني

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حسنا لا يمكنني آسفة

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آسفة للغاية

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لست مع أي أحد أنا هنا بمفردي

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لنبدأ هذا من جديد أنا بيكا إرجاع

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هذا زوجي ليس لديك زوج

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آسفة

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وهذه أخت دوجي ميجان

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مرحبا أهلا

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جدتي ليس من المفترض أن تشرب نبيذا سأعود على الفور

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كيف تجري الأمور

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الأمور بخير أنا في تحسن

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Je ne peux pas

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Très bien Non Désolée

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Excuse moi

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Je n'ai pas de cavalier Je suis venue seule

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Recommençons Je m'appelle Becca Revenons en arrière

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Voici mon mari Tu n'as pas de mari

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Désolée

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Et voici la s ur de Dougie Megan

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Salut Salut

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Ma grand mère ne doit pas boire de vin Je reviens

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Salut Salut ça va

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Super Super bien Je me rétablis

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J'ai des vis dans les jambes

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Erinnerst du dich an meine Cousine Rita

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Rita Annie

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lch habe dich seit dem Highschool Abschluss nicht mehr gesehen

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Sie hat jetzt drei Kinder

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Drei Jungs Sie sind so süß

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Sie sind süß aber wenn sie in dieses gewisse Alter kommen

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sind sie ekelig

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Sie stinken sie kleben

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sie sagen schlimme Sachen

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und überall ist ihr Sperma verteilt ok

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Ekelhaft

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lch konnte ein Laken durchbrechen

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Verstehst du was ich sagen möchte Ja

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lch habe es durchgebrochen Was

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Annie das ist Becca meine Kollegin Wir halten tapfer die Stellung

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とにかく皆さん集まって下さりありがとう

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ドギーと我が娘リリアンに

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乾杯

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さて次は花嫁介添人ここへ

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アニー

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どうもアニーウォーカーです

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頑張れアニー

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私が言えるのはひと言

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一緒にお祝いできることがとても嬉しく

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お二人は生涯の幸せと

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互いを得るにふさわしい人間です

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No puedo

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Bueno No puedo Lo siento

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Lo siento mucho

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No estoy con nadie Estoy aquí sola

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Comencemos de nuevo Soy Becca Rebobinemos

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Él es mi esposo Tú no tienes esposo

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Lo siento

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Y ella es la hermana de Dougie Megan

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Hola Hola

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Se supone que la abuela no debe beber vino

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Ya vuelvo

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Hola Hola Cómo te va

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Muy bien Me estoy recuperando

Available in 6 languages

Duration

34 seconds

Views

1,086

Timestamp in Movie

00:17:40

Uploaded

Mar 06, 2026

Genres

comedy, romance

Production

Apatow Productions,Relativity Media

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Movie Summary

Competition between the maid of honor and a bridesmaid, over who is the bride's best friend, threatens to upend the life of an out-of-work pastry chef.

Actors

Lillian

Annie

Rita

Wendi McLendon-Covey

Helen