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Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

And even if I did,which I don't, I'm non-viable,completely asexual, and nobody willever...

And even if I did,
which I don't, I'm non-viable,
completely asexual, and nobody will
ever fancy me again

Full Transcript

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And even if I did, which I don't,
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I'm non-viable, completely asexual,
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and nobody will ever fancy me again.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
64
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:17
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
StudioCanal,Miramax,Working Title Films

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Movie Summary

Bridget Jones navigates life as a widow and single mum with the help of her family, friends, and former lover, Daniel. Back to work and on the apps, she's pursued by a younger man and maybe - just maybe - her son's science teacher.
[Bridget yawns] - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:08
[Bridget yawns]
For Tonya, do we think a kitten heel or a chunky wedge? - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:06
For Tonya, do we think a kitten heel or a chunky wedge?
Ugh. God. No tongue. I have hung up my tongue. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:06
Ugh. God. No tongue. I have hung up my tongue.
Lawless, romantic, irresistibly drawn to me. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:06
Lawless, romantic, irresistibly drawn to me.
Yeah. Wouldn't go to bed until I'd married her rabbit. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:05
Yeah. Wouldn't go to bed until I'd married her rab...
As it happens, Jones, your son - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:06
As it happens, Jones, your son
And then, uh... [sighs] - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:13
And then, uh... [sighs]
Anyway, we then cheered ourselves up by digging out the cocktail shaker, - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:09
Anyway, we then cheered ourselves up by digging out the cock...
- Goody. Have it for breakfast. - [Phone rings] - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:06
- Goody. Have it for breakfast. - [Phone rings]
Yes, like naughty old moth to eager young flame. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:06
Yes, like naughty old moth to eager young flame.
- [Laughs] - [Daniel sighs] - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:13
- [Laughs] - [Daniel sighs]
But I-- Actually I showed them a video of Geminita - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:07
But I-- Actually I showed them a video of Geminita
[Scoffs] - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:06
[Scoffs]
[Sighs] What happens now? - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:05
[Sighs] What happens now?
I think you give me 20 quid and try and shag me, don't you? - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:06
I think you give me 20 quid and try and shag me, don't ...
[Bridget] Ah, Daniel, dear Daniel. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:11
[Bridget] Ah, Daniel, dear Daniel.
Two children and you all alone and effectively a nun. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:07
Two children and you all alone and effectively a nun.
Albeit, of course, a very, very naughty nun. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:05
Albeit, of course, a very, very naughty nun.
For the baby princess is as kind as she is fair. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:08
For the baby princess is as kind as she is fair.
And the baby prince is as gentle as he is handsome. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:09
And the baby prince is as gentle as he is handsome.