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Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

When I signed upfor having children, I did not sign upto be ruled by a gaggle of computer...

When I signed up
for having children, I did not sign up
to be ruled by a gaggle of computer crackheads

Full Transcript

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When I signed up for having children,
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I did not sign up to be ruled by
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a gaggle of computer crackheads.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
58
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:36
Uploaded
Mar 31, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
StudioCanal,Miramax,Working Title Films

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Movie Summary

Bridget Jones navigates life as a widow and single mum with the help of her family, friends, and former lover, Daniel. Back to work and on the apps, she's pursued by a younger man and maybe - just maybe - her son's science teacher.
I've had you, I've brought you up, - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:06
I've had you, I've brought you up,
[Children] No! No, no, no! - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:06
[Children] No! No, no, no!
Don't you touch those or I'll fucking enter you in Squid Game. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:06
Don't you touch those or I'll fucking enter you in...
Bridget Starting today will not set things on fire - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:22
Bridget Starting today will not set things on fire
...In particular, Perfect Nicolette... - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:14
...In particular, Perfect Nicolette...
- Right. - Mr Walliker? - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:05
- Right. - Mr Walliker?
Mr Walliker, if you have failed to recognise Eros's obvious talents, - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:07
Mr Walliker, if you have failed to recognise Eros's obv...
- Bike! Not there. Not there. - [Scoffs] - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:05
- Bike! Not there. Not there. - [Scoffs]
You don't see me unfolding deck chairs and unwrapping sandwiches, do you? - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:06
You don't see me unfolding deck chairs and unwrapping s...
What an apt description. [Chuckles] - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:08
What an apt description. [Chuckles]
[Bell rings] - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:08
[Bell rings]
[Bridget] That went well. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:10
[Bridget] That went well.
One tablet a day for the entire family, - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:07
One tablet a day for the entire family,
I know it doesn't look it, but really, - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:07
I know it doesn't look it, but really,
Apart from anything else, I'm a gynaecologist, not a paediatrician. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:05
Apart from anything else, I'm a gynaecologist, not a pa...
And whilst I'm happy to step in, you do take my point. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:06
And whilst I'm happy to step in, you do take my point.
If you say "oxygen mask" to me again, I will hit you with this handbag. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:05
If you say "oxygen mask" to me again, I will hit y...
Bridget, in spite of all objective evidence to the contrary, - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:07
Bridget, in spite of all objective evidence to the contrary,
No, my professional advice to you is this: - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:07
No, my professional advice to you is this:
- [Bridget] Mmm. - Syphilis. Mabel, Syphilis. - Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy 00:05
- [Bridget] Mmm. - Syphilis. Mabel, Syphilis.