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Are you really pregnant Well give it three minutesWhat do you fancy Boy or a girl I dunno it doesn't matterAlthough I suppose I've always had the fantasy of a sonAnother Mark Darcy Or maybe something

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

Yes, very sad

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason • 2004

Mark Darcy:
Are you really pregnant?Bridget Jones:Well, give it three minutes.Mark Darcy:What do you fancy? Boy or a girl?Bridget Jones:l dunno, it doesn't matter.Mark Darcy:Although, l suppose l've always had the fantasy of a son.Bridget Jones:Another Mark Darcy.Mark Darcy:Or maybe something like Huck. Or River. Or some fabulous Hebrew name like Noah. Anyway, l could teach him to play cricket and rugby and visit him at Eton on St Andrew's Day.Bridget Jones:Eton?Mark Darcy:Yes. The Darcy men have been going to Eton for five generations.Bridget Jones:Well, my son's not going to be sent away from home. Especially to some fascist institution where they stick a poker up your arse that you're never allowed to remove again.Mark Darcy:l see.Bridget Jones:l didn't mean you.Mark Darcy:No, of course not. So what's the alternative? Sleeping in his parents' bed, breastfeeding until he's a teenager and some progressive school, where the day is spent singing Yellow Submarine?Bridget Jones:Oh, you're absolutely right. lt's madness to allow a child to enjoy his education or live with his parents.Mark Darcy:What is madness is to have a child if his parents can't have a discussion without one shouting at the other.Bridget Jones:lt's negative.Mark Darcy:That's too bad.Bridget Jones:Yes, very sad

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Are you really pregnant Well give it three minutes

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What do you fancy Boy or a girl I dunno it doesn't matter

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Although I suppose I've always had the fantasy of a son

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Another Mark Darcy Or maybe something like Huck

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Or River Or some fabulous Hebrew name like Noah

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Anyway I could teach him to play cricket and rugby

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and visit him at Eton on St Andrew's Day

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Eton

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Yes The Darcy men have been going to Eton for five generations

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Well my son's not going to be sent away from home

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Especially to some fascist institution where they stick a poker up your arse

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that you're never allowed to remove again

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I see

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I didn't mean you No of course not

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So what's the alternative Sleeping in his parents' bed

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breastfeeding until he's a teenager

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and some progressive school where the day is spent singing Yellow Submarine

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Oh you're absolutely right

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It's madness to allow a child to enjoy his education or live with his parents

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What is madness is to have a child if his parents can't have a discussion

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without one shouting at the other

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It's negative

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That's too bad Yes very sad

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هل أنتي حامل فعلا حسنا أمهلني ثلاث دقائق

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ماذا تريد ولد أم بنت لا أعرف لا يهم

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على الرغم من أنني طالما كنت أحلم بالفتى

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مارك دارسي جديد أو ربما اسم مثل هك

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أو ريفر أو اسم عبري جميل مثل نواه

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على أي حال يمكنني تدريبه على لعبتي الهوكي و الرجبي

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و أزوره في إيتون في يوم القديس أندروز

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إيتون

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نعم هذا شأن رجال دارسي منذ خمسة أجيال

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لن أقوم بإبعاد ابني عن المنزل

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خاصة لمعهد مثل هذا حيث يضعون عصا في مؤخرتك

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التي لا تستطيع نزعها أبدا

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فهمت

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لم أقصدك بالتأكيد لا

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إذا ما الحل البديل أن ينام في فراش والديه

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يرضع حتى سن المراهقة

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و مدرسة يقضون فيها النهار كله لغناء الغواصة الصفراء

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أنت على حق تماما

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إنه من الجنون أن يستمتع الطفل بتعليمه أو يعيش مع والديه

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الجنوب هو أن ننجب طفل لو كان أبواه لا يستطيعان المناقشة سويا

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دون الصراخ في بعضهما

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لا أوافق

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هذا سيء نعم حزين جدا

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Alors tu l'es

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Tu as bien trois minutes

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Alors garçon ou fille

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Aucune importance

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Bien que j'aie toujours rêvé d'un fils je crois

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Un Mark Darcy bis

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Pourquoi pas Huck ou River

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ou un beau nom hébreu comme Noah

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En tout cas je lui apprendrais le cricket le rugby on irait à Eton

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pour la St Andrew's Day

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Eton

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Les Darcy y vont depuis cinq générations

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Mon fils n'ira jamais en pension

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dans une institution fasciste où on vous plante

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un tisonnier dans le cul pour toute la vie

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Je vois

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Je ne parlais pas de toi Bien sûr

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Quel choix a t il Dormir avec papa maman

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et aller à l'Ecole moderne

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où il chantera Yellow Submarine et se masturbera en séance collective

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Tu as raison Quelle folie de donner à un enfant

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une éducation épanouissante

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La folie c'est d'avoir un enfant

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quand on est incapables de discuter sans s'engueuler

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Il est négatif

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Dommage

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C'est triste

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Bist du wirklich schwanger Warte eben drei Minuten

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Lieber ein Junge oder ein Mädchen Weiß nicht das ist egal

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Obwohl ich immer von einem Sohn geträumt habe

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Ein zweiter Mark Darcy Oder ein kleiner Huck

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Oder River Oder ein toller hebräischer Name wie Noah

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Ich könnte ihm Cricket und Rugby beibringen

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und ihn am St Andrew's Day in Eton besuchen

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Eton

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Ja Die Darcy Männer gehen seit fünf Generationen nach Eton

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Mein Sohn wird nicht von zu Hause weggeschickt

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Schon gar nicht auf eine faschistische Schule wo man ihm einen Stock

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in den Hintern schiebt den er nie mehr los wird

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Ich verstehe

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Ich meine nicht dich Natürlich nicht

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Soll er etwa bei den Eltern schlafen und gestillt werden

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bis er ein Teenager ist

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Und eine progressive Schule wo man den ganzen Tag Yellow Submarine singt

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Du hast vollkommen Recht

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Es wäre Wahnsinn ein Kind friedlich bei den Eltern leben zu lassen

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Es wäre Wahnsinn ein Kind zu kriegen wenn die Eltern sich

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bei jeder Diskussion anschreien

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Negativ

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Wirklich schade Ja sehr traurig

Available in 4 languages

Duration

90 seconds

Views

1,980

Timestamp in Movie

00:40:20

Uploaded

Mar 17, 2026

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Universal Pictures,StudioCanal,Miramax,Working Title Films,Little Bird

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Movie Summary

After finding love, Bridget Jones questions if she really has everything she'd ever dreamed of having.

Actors

Mark Darcy

Bridget Jones

Renée Zellweger