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"Bridget Jones's Diary" quotes

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Bridget Jones is determined to improve herself while she looks for love in a year in which she keeps a personal diary.

Director: Sharon Maguire
Writer: Helen Fielding, Andrew Davies, Richard Curtis
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 66/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $71,543,427
Released: 13 Apr 2001
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 8 wins & 32 nominations total
Just give me a minute will you Simon Thanks - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:05 Just give me a minute will you Simon Thanks Fuck 'em Fuckthe lot of them - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:17 Fuck 'em Fuckthe lot of them The only thingworse than asmugmarriedcouple - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09 The only thingworse than asmugmarriedcouple I don't know what you ever saw in him - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:32 I don't know what you ever saw in him Bugger off - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:07 Bugger off Well close up he was almost purple - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:11 Well close up he was almost purple Introduce people with thoughtful details - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:20 Introduce people with thoughtful details Have bottom the size ofBrazil - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:04 Have bottom the size ofBrazil And um - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:34 And um Instead lchoose vodka - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:11 Instead lchoose vodka Bizarre what some men find attractive - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:07 Bizarre what some men find attractive No no no no no no no - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:07 No no no no no no no OK everybody it is bonfire night - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08 OK everybody it is bonfire night Ouch Careful you ham fisted cunt - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:05 Ouch Careful you ham fisted cunt Here I'll show you No No - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:14 Here I'll show you No No Exactly - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:14 Exactly There was a young woman from Ealing - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:18 There was a young woman from Ealing NATASHA So how autobiographical - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09 NATASHA So how autobiographical SHAZZER Look are you coming to fuckingParis ornot - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:13 SHAZZER Look are you coming to fuckingParis ornot Given my chance again I'm not sure I'd have any - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08 Given my chance again I'm not sure I'd have any RICHARD Neville what the fuckis goingon - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09 RICHARD Neville what the fuckis goingon I can't deny the sex is still very surprising - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09 I can't deny the sex is still very surprising Ouch Careful you ham fisted cunt - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:05 Ouch Careful you ham fisted cunt Whose side are we on - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:17 Whose side are we on Why don'tyou have some more wine - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:13 Why don'tyou have some more wine What do you think of the EI Nino phenomenon - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:19 What do you think of the EI Nino phenomenon Oh fuck me I love Keats - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:07 Oh fuck me I love Keats Is uh the man we all call uh - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:21 Is uh the man we all call uh I don't know I was having a slash - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:12 I don't know I was having a slash Apparently I used to run 'round naked - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09 Apparently I used to run 'round naked Ah Natasha - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:19 Ah Natasha I will go home and de bunny - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:05 I will go home and de bunny What a gripping life you do lead - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:04 What a gripping life you do lead Come thefuck on Bridget - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:04 Come thefuck on Bridget Where thefuck is thefucking tuna - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09 Where thefuck is thefucking tuna LARA I thoughtyou said she was thin - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08 LARA I thoughtyou said she was thin So how do youfeel about this whole situation - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08 So how do youfeel about this whole situation BridgetJones wanton sex goddess - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09 BridgetJones wanton sex goddess If you have to travel alone travel in style - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08 If you have to travel alone travel in style BRIDGET Whatare we going to do aboutthis dinner then - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:17 BRIDGET Whatare we going to do aboutthis dinner then I have to say this really is the most incredible shit - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:04 I have to say this really is the most incredible shit JUDE No Come on let's go No - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:04 JUDE No Come on let's go No Thatthing you just did is actually illegal - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:12 Thatthing you just did is actually illegal Definitely an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09 Definitely an occasion for genuinely tiny knickers Christ is that blue soup - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:21 Christ is that blue soup That's why you always acted so strangely around him - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:14 That's why you always acted so strangely around him I'm so sorry I'm so sorry all right - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:36 I'm so sorry I'm so sorry all right No Pam and besides I'm busy - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:19 No Pam and besides I'm busy How's it look - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:18 How's it look Look are you and Cosmo in this together - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:22 Look are you and Cosmo in this together Just as you are - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:34 Just as you are Uh tell me is it one infour marriages - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:12 Uh tell me is it one infour marriages All right Cleaver outside - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:11 All right Cleaver outside Irealize thatwhenlmetyou atthe turkey currybuffet - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:10 Irealize thatwhenlmetyou atthe turkey currybuffet Uhh Uhh - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:25 Uhh Uhh DANIEL Now these are very silly little boots Jones - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:31 DANIEL Now these are very silly little boots Jones Happybirthday dearwhat's his name - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09 Happybirthday dearwhat's his name TOM Well done Bridge - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:22 TOM Well done Bridge I've been going crazy - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:12 I've been going crazy I should've done this years ago - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:18 I should've done this years ago Anyone going to introduce me - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:38 Anyone going to introduce me MAN So why do you want to work in television - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:10 MAN So why do you want to work in television I owe you an apology about Daniel - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:28 I owe you an apology about Daniel I like you very much - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:16 I like you very much Come on - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:45 Come on Did I really run round your lawn naked - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:19 Did I really run round your lawn naked You once said thatyou liked me just as I am - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:56 You once said thatyou liked me just as I am Thankyou Daniel That is very good to know - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:13 Thankyou Daniel That is very good to know BridgetJones wanton sex goddess - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:11 BridgetJones wanton sex goddess What I'm trying to say very inarticulately is - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:19 What I'm trying to say very inarticulately is What are you doing here - Bridget Jones's Diary 01:12 What are you doing here I'm so sorry - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:36 I'm so sorry BRIDGET It's the truth universally acknowledged - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:21 BRIDGET It's the truth universally acknowledged I don'tthink you're an idiot at all - Bridget Jones's Diary 01:04 I don'tthink you're an idiot at all Wait a minute - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:10 Wait a minute

Cast

Bridget Jones - Renée Zellweger
Bridget's Mum - Gemma Jones
Una Alconbury - Celia Imrie
Uncle Geoffrey - James Faulkner
Bridget's Dad - Jim Broadbent