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Bridget Jones's Diary

Great. I was wearing a carpet

Bridget: Great. I was wearing a carpet

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BRIDGET Great I was wearing a carpet
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
225
Timestamp in Movie
00:01:25
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,StudioCanal,Miramax,Working Title Films,Little Bird

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Movie Summary

Bridget Jones is determined to improve herself while she looks for love in a year in which she keeps a personal diary.

Actors

Renée Zellweger
Bridget Jones
Renée Zellweger
BRIDGET Maybe this was the mysterious Mr RightI d been waiting my whole life to meet - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08
BRIDGET Maybe this was the mysterious Mr RightI d been...
You staying at your parents' for New YearYes MmmYou Oh no no noI was in London at a party last nightso I'm afraid I'm a bit hung overWish I could be lying with my head in the toiletLike all normal peopleChuckles sighsNew Year's resolution drink lessOh and - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:43
You staying at your parents' for New YearYes MmmYou Oh...
Mother I do not need a blind dateParticularly not with some verbally incontinent spinsterwho smokes like a chimney drinks like a fishand dresses like her mother - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:11
Mother I do not need a blind dateParticularly not with some...
JAMIEO'NEAL SINGING: When I was young I never needed anyone And making' love was just for fun Those days are gone - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:23
JAMIEO'NEAL SINGING: When I was young I never needed...
Resolution number one ohhobviously will lose twenty poundsNumber twoalways put last night s panties in the laundry basketEqually importantwill find nice sensible boyfriend to go out withand not continue to form romantic attachmentsto any of the - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:30
Resolution number one ohhobviously will lose twenty...
Fuck 'em Fuck the lot of themTell them they can stick fucking Leavisup their fucking assesGood good That's very useful very usefulBRIDGET Shazzer journalistLikes to say fuck alot - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:14
Fuck 'em Fuck the lot of themTell them they can stick...
Right. Yeah. No, I understand that. I understand that perfectly. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09
Right. Yeah. No, I understand that. I understand that...
Introduce people with thoughtful detailssuch as SheilaThis is Daniel Daniel this is SheilaSheila enjoys horse riding and comes from New ZealandDaniel enjoys publishing and comesAll over your face - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:15
Introduce people with thoughtful detailssuch as SheilaThis...
Anyone going to introduce meBRIDGET Ah introduce people with thoughtful detailsPerpetua HaThis is Mark DarcyMark's a prematurely middle aged prickwith a cruel racedex wifePerpetua's a fat ass old bagwho spends her time bossing me aroundBRIDGET Maybe - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:34
Anyone going to introduce meBRIDGET Ah introduce people with...
Ah NatashaMARK This is Bridget Jones Bridget this is NatashaNatasha is a top attorney and specializes in family lawBridget works in publishingand used to play naked in my paddling pool - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:13
Ah NatashaMARK This is Bridget Jones Bridget this is...
NATASHA So how autobiographicalis your work SalmanRUSHDIE You know it's an amazing thingnobody's ever asked me that question - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08
NATASHA So how autobiographicalis your work SalmanRUSHDIE...
Is uh the man we all call uh - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:21
Is uh the man we all call uh
So how do you feel about this whole situation... - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:53
So how do you feel about this whole situation...
So how do you feel about this whole situationin Chechnya isn t it a nightmareI couldn't give a fuck Jones - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08
So how do you feel about this whole situationin Chechnya isn...
Apparently I used to run 'round nakedin his paddling poolI bet you did you dirty bitch - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09
Apparently I used to run 'round nakedin his paddling...
And, um... - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:54
And, um...
Why don't you have some more wineand tell me more about practicing French kissingwith the other girls at schoolbecause that's a very good storyIt wasn t French kissing Don't care Make it upThat's an order Jones - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:13
Why don't you have some more wineand tell me more about...
DANIEL Now these are very silly little boots JonesAnd this is a very silly little dressAnd umthese are uhfuck me absolutely enormous pantiesJesus FuckNo no don't apologize I like themHello MummyROSEY SINGING LoveI'm sorry I have to have another - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:31
DANIEL Now these are very silly little boots JonesAnd this...
Here I'll show you No No - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:14
Here I'll show you No No
Bridget Jones wanton sex goddesswith a very bad man between her thighs - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08
Bridget Jones wanton sex goddesswith a very bad man between...