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Bridget Jones's Diary

I like a woman with an arse you can park a bike in and balance a pint of beer on

Mr. Darcy:

I like a woman with an arse you can park a bike in and balance a pint of beer on

Full Transcript

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Just give me a minute will you Simon Thanks
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Right o boss man
Duration
5 seconds
Views
266
Timestamp in Movie
00:49:58
Uploaded
Nov 25, 2022
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,StudioCanal,Miramax,Working Title Films,Little Bird

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Movie Summary

Bridget Jones is determined to improve herself while she looks for love in a year in which she keeps a personal diary.

Actors

Donald Douglas
Mr. Darcy
Donald Douglas
Hugh Grant
Daniel Cleaver
Hugh Grant
RICHARD Neville what the fuck is going onShe's supposed to be sliding down the polenot climbing up it Go go go go go - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08
RICHARD Neville what the fuck is going onShe's supposed...
Have bottom the size of Brazil - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:04
Have bottom the size of Brazil
The only thing worse than a smug married coupleLots of smug married couples - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08
The only thing worse than a smug married coupleLots of smug...
Hey, Bridge, how's your love life? - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:50
Hey, Bridge, how's your love life?
The only thingworse than asmugmarriedcouple - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09
The only thingworse than asmugmarriedcouple
Uh tell me is it one in four marriagesthat ends in divorce now or one in three - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:06
Uh tell me is it one in four marriagesthat ends in divorce...
Oh, I don't know. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:14
Oh, I don't know.
MARK: I very much enjoyed... - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09
MARK: I very much enjoyed...
Look are you and Cosmo in this togetherI mean you seem to go out of your wayto try to make me feel like a complete idiotevery time I see you and you really needn't botherI already feel like an idiot most of the time anywaywith or without a fireman's pole - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:21
Look are you and Cosmo in this togetherI mean you seem to go...
I don't think you're an idiot at allI mean there are elements of the ridiculous about youYour mother's pretty interestingAnd you really arean appallingly bad public speakerAnd you tend to let whatever's in your headcome out of your mouthwithout much - Bridget Jones's Diary 01:02
I don't think you're an idiot at allI mean there...
I like you very muchAh A part from the smoking and the drinkingand the vulgar mother and the verbal diarrheaNo I like you very much just as you are - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:15
I like you very muchAh A part from the smoking and the...
I don'tthink you're an idiot at all - Bridget Jones's Diary 01:04
I don'tthink you're an idiot at all
Just as you are - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:34
Just as you are
Where the fuck is the fucking tunaOh this is Bridget Jones for Sit Up Britainsearching for tuna - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08
Where the fuck is the fucking tunaOh this is Bridget Jones...
Ouch Careful you ham fisted cunt - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:04
Ouch Careful you ham fisted cunt
I can't deny the sex is still very surprisingYou know the other night quite unexpectedlyI was just dozing off and I felt this hugeBye Mum - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:11
I can't deny the sex is still very surprisingYou know...
The door was open. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:46
The door was open.
How's it lookGreat It's um blueGasps BlueMARK No but blue is goodIf you ask me there isn't enough blue foodOh shit It must've been the stringOh it's string soup - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:17
How's it lookGreat It's um blueGasps BlueMARK No...
Happy birthday. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:22
Happy birthday.
BRIDGET: What are we going to do about this dinner, then? - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:26
BRIDGET: What are we going to do about this dinner, then?