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Bridget Jones's Diary

Careful, you ham-fisted cow!

Julian:
Careful, you ham-fisted cow!

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Ouch Careful you ham fisted cunt
Available in 7 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
1,715
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:35
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,StudioCanal,Miramax,Working Title Films,Little Bird

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Movie Summary

Bridget Jones is determined to improve herself while she looks for love in a year in which she keeps a personal diary.

Actors

Patrick Barlow
Julian
Patrick Barlow
I can't deny the sex is still very surprisingYou know the other night quite unexpectedlyI was just dozing off and I felt this hugeBye Mum - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:11
I can't deny the sex is still very surprisingYou know...
The door was open. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:46
The door was open.
How's it lookGreat It's um blueGasps BlueMARK No but blue is goodIf you ask me there isn't enough blue foodOh shit It must've been the stringOh it's string soup - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:17
How's it lookGreat It's um blueGasps BlueMARK No...
Happy birthday. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:22
Happy birthday.
BRIDGET: What are we going to do about this dinner, then? - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:26
BRIDGET: What are we going to do about this dinner, then?
You wouldn't by any chance have any beet root cubes? - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:55
You wouldn't by any chance have any beet root cubes?
No Pam and besides I'm busyThe gravy needs sievingSurely not Just stir it Una - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09
No Pam and besides I'm busyThe gravy needs...
I have to say this really is the most incredible shit - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:04
I have to say this really is the most incredible shit
TOM Well done BridgeFour hours of careful cooking and a feast of blue soupomelette and marmaladeThank youI think that deserves a toast don t youTo Bridgetwho cannot cook but who we lovejust as she isALL To Bridgetjust as she is - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:22
TOM Well done BridgeFour hours of careful cooking and a...
Who? Ah. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm obviously interrupting a... Darcy. What brings you here? Oh, right - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:31
Who? Ah. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm obviously...
I've been going crazyI can't stop thinking about youand thinking what a fucking idiot I've beenChrist is that blue soup - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:12
I've been going crazyI can't stop thinking about...
Oh, God. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:26
Oh, God.
Why are you here? - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:23
Why are you here?
I should've done this years ago. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:46
I should've done this years ago.
FightMAN WhatWell quickIt's a real fight - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08
FightMAN WhatWell quickIt's a real fight
Whose side are we onMark's obviouslyHe's never dumped Bridget for some naked AmericanAnd he said he liked her just the way she isYeah but he also shagged Daniel's fiancéeand left him broken heartedGood point It's a very hard one to call - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:14
Whose side are we onMark's obviouslyHe's never...
I'm so sorry I'm so sorry all rightOhh OhhAahOh God I'm sorryI really am sorryI I will payHad enough DarcyNot quite if that's all right by youDANIEL Oh You broke my bloody jawHappy birthday to youALL SINGING Happy birthday to youHappy birthday dear what's - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:34
I'm so sorry I'm so sorry all rightOhh OhhAahOh...
Happy birthday dear what's his name - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:07
Happy birthday dear what's his name
No no no no no no no - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:07
No no no no no no no
All right. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:15
All right.