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Right. Yeah. No, I understand that. I understand that perfectly
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Bridget Jones's Diary

Right. Yeah. No, I understand that. I understand that perfectly

Right. Yeah. No, I understand that. I understand that perfectly

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Right Yeah
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No I understand that
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I understand that perfectly
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:20
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,StudioCanal,Miramax,Working Title Films,Little Bird

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Movie Summary

Bridget Jones is determined to improve herself while she looks for love in a year in which she keeps a personal diary.
Introduce people with thoughtful detailssuch as SheilaThis is Daniel Daniel this is SheilaSheila enjoys horse riding and comes from New ZealandDaniel enjoys publishing and comesAll over your face - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:15
Introduce people with thoughtful detailssuch as SheilaThis...
Anyone going to introduce meBRIDGET Ah introduce people with thoughtful detailsPerpetua HaThis is Mark DarcyMark's a prematurely middle aged prickwith a cruel racedex wifePerpetua's a fat ass old bagwho spends her time bossing me aroundBRIDGET Maybe - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:34
Anyone going to introduce meBRIDGET Ah introduce people with...
Ah NatashaMARK This is Bridget Jones Bridget this is NatashaNatasha is a top attorney and specializes in family lawBridget works in publishingand used to play naked in my paddling pool - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:13
Ah NatashaMARK This is Bridget Jones Bridget this is...
NATASHA So how autobiographicalis your work SalmanRUSHDIE You know it's an amazing thingnobody's ever asked me that question - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08
NATASHA So how autobiographicalis your work SalmanRUSHDIE...
Is uh the man we all call uh - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:21
Is uh the man we all call uh
So how do you feel about this whole situation... - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:53
So how do you feel about this whole situation...
So how do you feel about this whole situationin Chechnya isn t it a nightmareI couldn't give a fuck Jones - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08
So how do you feel about this whole situationin Chechnya isn...
Apparently I used to run 'round nakedin his paddling poolI bet you did you dirty bitch - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09
Apparently I used to run 'round nakedin his paddling...
And, um... - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:54
And, um...
Why don't you have some more wineand tell me more about practicing French kissingwith the other girls at schoolbecause that's a very good storyIt wasn t French kissing Don't care Make it upThat's an order Jones - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:13
Why don't you have some more wineand tell me more about...
DANIEL Now these are very silly little boots JonesAnd this is a very silly little dressAnd umthese are uhfuck me absolutely enormous pantiesJesus FuckNo no don't apologize I like themHello MummyROSEY SINGING LoveI'm sorry I have to have another - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:31
DANIEL Now these are very silly little boots JonesAnd this...
Here I'll show you No No - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:14
Here I'll show you No No
Bridget Jones wanton sex goddesswith a very bad man between her thighs - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08
Bridget Jones wanton sex goddesswith a very bad man between...
BRIDGET It's the truth universally acknowledgedthat the moment one area of your life starts going OKanother part of it falls spectacularly to pieces - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:12
BRIDGET It's the truth universally acknowledgedthat the...
Given my chance again I'm not sure I'd have any - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:08
Given my chance again I'm not sure I'd have any
BRIDGET: Hurrah. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:45
BRIDGET: Hurrah.
It's very quiet here, isn't it? - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:40
It's very quiet here, isn't it?
What a gripping life you do lead - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:03
What a gripping life you do lead
Oh fuck me I love Keats - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:04
Oh fuck me I love Keats
There was a young woman from Ealingwho had a peculiar feelingShe lay on her back and opened her crackand pissed all over the ceiling - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:12
There was a young woman from Ealingwho had a peculiar...