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There was a young woman from Ealingwho had a peculiar feelingShe lay on her back and opened her crackand pissed all over the ceiling
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Bridget Jones's Diary

There once was a young woman from Ealing, / Who had a particular feeling. / She lay on her...

Daniel Cleaver:
There once was a young woman from Ealing, / Who had a particular feeling. / She lay on her back, / And opened her crack, / And pissed all over the ceiling

Full Transcript

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There was a young woman from Ealing
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who had a peculiar feeling
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She lay on her back and opened her crack
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and pissed all over the ceiling
Available in 7 languages
Duration
12 seconds
Views
615
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:35
Uploaded
Feb 21, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama, romance
Production
Universal Pictures,StudioCanal,Miramax,Working Title Films,Little Bird

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Movie Summary

Bridget Jones is determined to improve herself while she looks for love in a year in which she keeps a personal diary.

Actors

Hugh Grant
Daniel Cleaver
Hugh Grant
That thing you just did is actually illegalin several countriesWell that is of course the major reasonI'm so thrilled to be living in Britain today - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:09
That thing you just did is actually illegalin several...
Daniel. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:34
Daniel.
Hmm. I got to go back to town. A meeting's come up. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:57
Hmm. I got to go back to town. A meeting's come up.
Look, I'm going to arrange a lovely car... - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:28
Look, I'm going to arrange a lovely car...
If you have to travel alone travel in style - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:04
If you have to travel alone travel in style
Bizarre what some men find attractive - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:05
Bizarre what some men find attractive
I don't know what you ever saw in him. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:06
I don't know what you ever saw in him.
Heh heh. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:14
Heh heh.
BRIDGET: Oh. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:21
BRIDGET: Oh.
UNA: Ah, Bridget, there you are. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:21
UNA: Ah, Bridget, there you are.
I don't know what you ever saw in him - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:32
I don't know what you ever saw in him
What a shame you couldn't bring your boyfriend, Bridget. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:24
What a shame you couldn't bring your boyfriend,...
BRIDGET: Hmm. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:11
BRIDGET: Hmm.
Hi. I really, really wanted to see a friendly face. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:28
Hi. I really, really wanted to see a friendly face.
Oh. I'm sorry. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:46
Oh. I'm sorry.
I will go home and de bunny - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:05
I will go home and de bunny
This is Lara from the New York office. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:16
This is Lara from the New York office.
ALEX: I was hoping that you would want to be a part of it. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:13
ALEX: I was hoping that you would want to be a part of it.
NARRATOR: The male penetrates the female and leaves. - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:18
NARRATOR: The male penetrates the female and leaves.
BRIDGET: We've had very good response... - Bridget Jones's Diary 00:54
BRIDGET: We've had very good response...