If my mom taught logic in high school, this would be some weird country
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Kate:
I need bread. Eugene:
What? Kate:
I don't have enough bread. Run over to Greenblatt's and get me a fresh rye bread. Eugene:
Again? I just came back from Grennblatt's. Kate:
So You'll go again. Eugene:
I'm always going to the store. When I grow up, that's all I'll be trained to do, go to the store. Kate:
You don't want to go?... Never mind, I'll go. Eugene:
Don't do that! Don't make me feel guilty. I'll go. Kate:
And get a quarter of a pound of butter. Eugene:
I bought a quarter pound of butter this morning. Why don't you buy a half pound at a time? Kate:
And suppose the house burned down this afternoon? Why do I need an extra quarter pound of butter? Eugene:
[to the audience]
If my mom taught logic in high school, this would be some weird country
I need bread. Eugene:
What? Kate:
I don't have enough bread. Run over to Greenblatt's and get me a fresh rye bread. Eugene:
Again? I just came back from Grennblatt's. Kate:
So You'll go again. Eugene:
I'm always going to the store. When I grow up, that's all I'll be trained to do, go to the store. Kate:
You don't want to go?... Never mind, I'll go. Eugene:
Don't do that! Don't make me feel guilty. I'll go. Kate:
And get a quarter of a pound of butter. Eugene:
I bought a quarter pound of butter this morning. Why don't you buy a half pound at a time? Kate:
And suppose the house burned down this afternoon? Why do I need an extra quarter pound of butter? Eugene:
[to the audience]
If my mom taught logic in high school, this would be some weird country
Full Transcript
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T need bread
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Why
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I don't have enough bread
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Run over to greenblatt's and get me a fresh rye bread
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I just came back from greenblatt's
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So you'll go again
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I'm always going to the store
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When I grow up that's all I'll be trained to do
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Go to the store
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You don't wanna go
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Nevermind I'll go
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don't do that
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Don't make me feel guilty I'll go
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And get a quarter of a pound of butter
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I bought a quarter pound of butter this morning
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Why don't you buy a half a pound at a time
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And suppose the house burned down this afternoon
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Why do I need an extra quarter pound of butter
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If my mother taught logic in high school
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this would be some weird country
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Movie Summary
Eugene, a young teenage Jewish boy, recalls his memoirs of his time as an adolescent youth. He goes through the hardships of puberty, sexual fantasy, and living the life of a poor boy in a crowded house.
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Kate
