You think that if we don't have books we'd have computers? I'm glad you have a sense of...

Britney:

[Walks into classroom, and everybody turns around to look]
Is this English? Are you Mrs Webster? Mrs. Webster:
It is, I am, and you're late. Britney:
Well, I was going through airport security. Mrs. Webster:
Class, this is Britney Allen, and she's a transfer student from Pacific Vista. Camille:
[whispers]
She's one of them PV bitches. Leti:
[mutters in spanish]
Mendiga gringa. Mrs. Webster:
Now find a seat and copy the board. Britney:
You want me to copy all of that? Can't you just give it to me in like, a book? Mrs. Webster:
[Class snickers]
I'm sorry Miss Allen, but we don't have enough books for everyone. Now I wouldn't want to single you out and give you one, we wouldn't want the other students to think that you're more important than them now would we? Britney:
[everybody looks at Britney]
... no. Mrs. Webster:
Good guess. Britney:
I know! You can email it to me! Mrs. Webster:
[class laughs]
You think that if we don't have books we'd have computers? I'm glad you have a sense of humour. Now find a seat