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Britney:
[door bell rings]
Oh that's the pizza. Can you get that while I get the soda? Brad Warner:
Yeah. [opens door] Jesse:
Hey, large pepperoni, pineapple? Brad Warner:
Yeah, how much? Jesse:
$14.65 Brad Warner:
[looks for cash in wallet]
dude, you get any action in this job? Jesse:
What are you talking about? Brad Warner:
You know, you ever get some ass? Like in those porn movies. Deliver a pizza to some desperate housewife. Tap that? Jesse:
That never happens in real life. Brad Warner:
You should try being the quarterback. [Britney sees Jesse at the door and falls after hesitating to go into the den] Brad Warner:
We get ass up the ass. [Awkward silence] Brad Warner:
I mean... well you know what I mean. Jesse:
Yeah, I know what you mean. Brad Warner:
All right. Here, you know what? Keep the change, dude. Jesse:
[sarcastically]
Dude, thanks. Brad Warner:
That's the least I can do. Your job sucks. Loser. [shuts the door on Jesse] Jesse:
Dick. Britney:
[whispers]
Asshole
[door bell rings]
Oh that's the pizza. Can you get that while I get the soda? Brad Warner:
Yeah. [opens door] Jesse:
Hey, large pepperoni, pineapple? Brad Warner:
Yeah, how much? Jesse:
$14.65 Brad Warner:
[looks for cash in wallet]
dude, you get any action in this job? Jesse:
What are you talking about? Brad Warner:
You know, you ever get some ass? Like in those porn movies. Deliver a pizza to some desperate housewife. Tap that? Jesse:
That never happens in real life. Brad Warner:
You should try being the quarterback. [Britney sees Jesse at the door and falls after hesitating to go into the den] Brad Warner:
We get ass up the ass. [Awkward silence] Brad Warner:
I mean... well you know what I mean. Jesse:
Yeah, I know what you mean. Brad Warner:
All right. Here, you know what? Keep the change, dude. Jesse:
[sarcastically]
Dude, thanks. Brad Warner:
That's the least I can do. Your job sucks. Loser. [shuts the door on Jesse] Jesse:
Dick. Britney:
[whispers]
Asshole
Full Transcript
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Oh that's the pizza Can you get that while I get the soda
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Yeah
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Hey large pepperoni pineapple
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Yeah how much 14 65
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Dude you get any action on this job
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What are you talking about
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You know you ever get some ass
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Like in those porn movies
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Deliver a pizza to some desperate housewife Tap that
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JESSE That never happens in real life
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BRAD You should try being the quarterback
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BRITNEY GROANS
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We get ass up the ass
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I mean Well you know what I mean
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JESSE Yeah I know what you mean BRAD All right
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Here you know what Keep the change dude
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Dude thanks
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That's the least I can do Your job sucks Loser
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Dick
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Asshole
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Movie Summary
A transfer student to a rough high school tries joining the cheer-leading squad and she not only faces off against the head cheerleader, but against her former school in preparation for a cheer-off competition.
