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"Broadway Danny Rose" quotes

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A hapless talent manager named Danny Rose, by helping a client, gets dragged into a love triangle involving the mob. His story is told in flashback, an anecdote shared amongst a group of comedians over lunch at New York's Carnegie Deli. Rose's one-man talent agency represents countless incompetent entertainers, including a one-legged tap dancer, and one slightly talented one: washed-up lounge singer Lou Canova (Nick Apollo Forte), whose career is on the rebound.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 82/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $10,600,497
Released: 27 Jan 1984
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 3 wins & 4 nominations total

54 Clips

Remember the stories - Broadway Danny Rose 01:02 Remember the stories I play the shaving cream man from outer space - Broadway Danny Rose 00:09 I play the shaving cream man from outer space Can I tell you a secret - Broadway Danny Rose 00:28 Can I tell you a secret Get up slowly and get outta here - Broadway Danny Rose 00:22 Get up slowly and get outta here Juice man for the Mob - Broadway Danny Rose 00:16 Juice man for the Mob That guy Johnny must have really been crazy about you - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 That guy Johnny must have really been crazy about you You're not so terrible - Broadway Danny Rose 00:13 You're not so terrible My friends told me he was at the track last night with his arm around a cheap blonde - Broadway Danny Rose 00:25 My friends told me he was at the track last night with his... My friends told me he was at the track last night with his arm around a cheap blonde - Broadway Danny Rose 00:25 My friends told me he was at the track last night with his... He's not cheating with you - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 He's not cheating with you Don't tell me that - Broadway Danny Rose 00:10 Don't tell me that You're a sick individual - Broadway Danny Rose 00:17 You're a sick individual I want to go across the street and get one white rose - Broadway Danny Rose 00:22 I want to go across the street and get one white rose I think about you in the long run - Broadway Danny Rose 00:27 I think about you in the long run I know it's hard to take - Broadway Danny Rose 00:07 I know it's hard to take I don't want to over wriggle - Broadway Danny Rose 00:09 I don't want to over wriggle Now start to wriggle - Broadway Danny Rose 00:56 Now start to wriggle There's a guy there with a boat - Broadway Danny Rose 00:13 There's a guy there with a boat We're in the middle of nowhere - Broadway Danny Rose 00:34 We're in the middle of nowhere What do you mean - Broadway Danny Rose 00:22 What do you mean So who else have you handle besides Lou - Broadway Danny Rose 00:30 So who else have you handle besides Lou I saw this guy in Atlantic City - Broadway Danny Rose 00:28 I saw this guy in Atlantic City If you can love a man - Broadway Danny Rose 00:11 If you can love a man If your wife never wakes up again - Broadway Danny Rose 00:14 If your wife never wakes up again Let me ask you a question - Broadway Danny Rose 00:18 Let me ask you a question What about Eddie Clark's penguin - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 What about Eddie Clark's penguin What about my one legged tap dancer - Broadway Danny Rose 00:15 What about my one legged tap dancer It's important to feel guilty - Broadway Danny Rose 00:07 It's important to feel guilty I'm just the beard - Broadway Danny Rose 00:07 I'm just the beard I don't wanna get my legs chopped off cos I do a guy a favour - Broadway Danny Rose 00:07 I don't wanna get my legs chopped off cos I do a guy a... That's my gesture - Broadway Danny Rose 00:22 That's my gesture D D Danny who's your fr fr fr guest - Broadway Danny Rose 00:10 D D Danny who's your fr fr fr guest I'm wriggling Keep wriggling - Broadway Danny Rose 00:09 I'm wriggling Keep wriggling He gets a treat like a canzone - Broadway Danny Rose 00:59 He gets a treat like a canzone I never feel guilty - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 I never feel guilty What did your husband do - Broadway Danny Rose 00:27 What did your husband do May I say one word - Broadway Danny Rose 00:31 May I say one word You know what I'd do with this room - Broadway Danny Rose 00:24 You know what I'd do with this room How old are you - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 How old are you She's gonna be at Carnegie Hall - Broadway Danny Rose 00:17 She's gonna be at Carnegie Hall The cranberry sauce is dry - Broadway Danny Rose 00:17 The cranberry sauce is dry I need a valium the size of a hockey puck - Broadway Danny Rose 00:06 I need a valium the size of a hockey puck Don't forget to do My Funny Valentine with the special lyrics about the moon landing - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 Don't forget to do My Funny Valentine with the special... I drove up here today - Broadway Danny Rose 00:10 I drove up here today If you take my advice - Broadway Danny Rose 00:22 If you take my advice The cat ate his bird - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 The cat ate his bird Just let me say one thing - Broadway Danny Rose 00:24 Just let me say one thing They just split - Broadway Danny Rose 00:37 They just split I own a fleet of cement mixers - Broadway Danny Rose 00:13 I own a fleet of cement mixers But the thing to remember is before you go out on stage - Broadway Danny Rose 00:17 But the thing to remember is before you go out on stage That's my point - Broadway Danny Rose 00:20 That's my point I don't wanna badmouth the kid - Broadway Danny Rose 00:15 I don't wanna badmouth the kid And I don't mean to be didactic or facetious in any way - Broadway Danny Rose 00:06 And I don't mean to be didactic or facetious in any way Know what my philosophy of life is - Broadway Danny Rose 00:30 Know what my philosophy of life is

Cast

Danny Rose - Woody Allen
Tina Vitale - Mia Farrow
Lou Canova - Nick Apollo Forte
Sandy Baron - Sandy Baron
Corbett Monica - Corbett Monica
All Cast