Broadway Danny Rose quotes

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In his attempts to reconcile a lounge singer with his mistress, a hapless talent agent is mistaken as her lover by a jealous gangster.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: Vestron Video
Genre: comedy
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 80/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 27 Jan 1984
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. Another 3 wins & 2 nominations.

50 Clips & Quotes

Know what my philosophy of life is - Broadway Danny Rose 01:44 Know what my philosophy of life is And I don't mean to be didactic or facetious in any way - Broadway Danny Rose 00:28 And I don't mean to be didactic or facetious in any way I don't wanna badmouth the kid - Broadway Danny Rose 00:24 I don't wanna badmouth the kid That's my point - Broadway Danny Rose 00:48 That's my point Just let me say one thing - Broadway Danny Rose 00:41 Just let me say one thing The cat ate his bird - Broadway Danny Rose 00:19 The cat ate his bird The cranberry sauce is dry - Broadway Danny Rose 00:19 The cranberry sauce is dry I drove up here today - Broadway Danny Rose 00:20 I drove up here today I need a valium the size of a hockey puck - Broadway Danny Rose 00:15 I need a valium the size of a hockey puck I never feel guilty - Broadway Danny Rose 00:29 I never feel guilty If you take my advice - Broadway Danny Rose 00:50 If you take my advice Don't forget to do  My Funny Valentine  with the special lyrics about the moon landing - Broadway Danny Rose 00:24 Don't forget to do My Funny Valentine with the special... That's my gesture - Broadway Danny Rose 01:18 That's my gesture She's gonna be at Carnegie Hall - Broadway Danny Rose 00:34 She's gonna be at Carnegie Hall I don't wanna get my legs chopped off cos I do a guy a favour - Broadway Danny Rose 00:19 I don't wanna get my legs chopped off cos I do a guy a... How old are you - Broadway Danny Rose 00:13 How old are you You know what I'd do with this room - Broadway Danny Rose 00:51 You know what I'd do with this room It's important to feel guilty - Broadway Danny Rose 00:20 It's important to feel guilty I own a fleet of cement mixers - Broadway Danny Rose 00:20 I own a fleet of cement mixers What did your husband do - Broadway Danny Rose 00:57 What did your husband do They just split - Broadway Danny Rose 01:51 They just split He gets a treat like a canzone - Broadway Danny Rose 01:38 He gets a treat like a canzone I don't want to over wriggle - Broadway Danny Rose 00:13 I don't want to over wriggle I'm just the beard - Broadway Danny Rose 00:11 I'm just the beard I know it's hard to take - Broadway Danny Rose 00:21 I know it's hard to take What about my one legged tap dancer - Broadway Danny Rose 00:32 What about my one legged tap dancer What about Eddie Clark's penguin - Broadway Danny Rose 00:33 What about Eddie Clark's penguin Let me ask you a question - Broadway Danny Rose 00:39 Let me ask you a question May I say one word - Broadway Danny Rose 01:21 May I say one word If your wife never wakes up again - Broadway Danny Rose 00:26 If your wife never wakes up again I think about you in the long run - Broadway Danny Rose 01:10 I think about you in the long run I want to go across the street and get one white rose - Broadway Danny Rose 00:59 I want to go across the street and get one white rose If you can love a man - Broadway Danny Rose 00:30 If you can love a man You're a sick individual - Broadway Danny Rose 00:26 You're a sick individual Don't tell me that - Broadway Danny Rose 00:21 Don't tell me that He's not cheating with you - Broadway Danny Rose 00:28 He's not cheating with you My friends told me he was at the track last night with his arm around a cheap blonde - Broadway Danny Rose 01:15 My friends told me he was at the track last night with his... I saw this guy in Atlantic City - Broadway Danny Rose 01:15 I saw this guy in Atlantic City You're not so terrible - Broadway Danny Rose 00:27 You're not so terrible That guy Johnny must have really been crazy about you - Broadway Danny Rose 00:29 That guy Johnny must have really been crazy about you Juice man for the Mob - Broadway Danny Rose 00:33 Juice man for the Mob So who else have you handle besides Lou - Broadway Danny Rose 00:55 So who else have you handle besides Lou Get up slowly and get outta here - Broadway Danny Rose 00:54 Get up slowly and get outta here What do you mean - Broadway Danny Rose 01:09 What do you mean We're in the middle of nowhere - Broadway Danny Rose 01:16 We're in the middle of nowhere Can I tell you a secret - Broadway Danny Rose 01:17 Can I tell you a secret There's a guy there with a boat - Broadway Danny Rose 00:38 There's a guy there with a boat I play the shaving cream man from outer space - Broadway Danny Rose 00:26 I play the shaving cream man from outer space Now start to wriggle - Broadway Danny Rose 01:19 Now start to wriggle Remember the stories - Broadway Danny Rose 00:52 Remember the stories

Cast

Danny Rose - Woody Allen
Tina Vitale - Mia Farrow
Lou Canova - Nick Apollo Forte
Sandy Baron - Sandy Baron
Corbett Monica - Corbett Monica
Jackie Gayle - Jackie Gayle
Morty Gunty - Morty Gunty
Will Jordan - Will Jordan
Howard Storm - Howard Storm
Jack Rollins - Jack Rollins
Milton Berle - Milton Berle
Barney Dunn - Herb Reynolds
Vito Rispoli - Paul Greco
Joe Rispoli - Frank Renzulli
Johnny Rispoli - Edwin Bordo
Johnny's Mother - Gina DeAngeles
Hood at Warehouse - Peter Castellotti
Teresa Canova - Sandy Richman
Sid Bacharach - Gerald Schoenfeld
Angelina - Olga Barbato
Phil Chomsky - David I. Kissel
Water Glass Virtuoso - Gloria Parker
Balloon Act - Bob Rollins
Balloon Act - Etta Rollins
Herbie Jayson - Robert Weil
Ralph - Club Owner - David Kieserman
Blind Xylophonist - Mark Hardwick
Bird Lady - Alba Ballard
Hypnotist - Maurice Shrog
Lady in Trance - Belle Berger
Lady's Husband - Herschel Rosen
Joe Franklin - Joe Franklin
Fan in Dressing Room - Cecilia Amerling
Lou's Daughter - Maggie Ranone
Lou's Son - Charles D'Amodio
Angelina's Assistant - Joie Gallo
Tommy's Brother - Carl Pistilli
Tommy's Mother - Lucy Iacono
Tropical Fish Lady - Julia Barbuto
Lady at Angelina's - Anna Sceusa
Greeter at Party - Nicholas Pantano
Greeter at Party - Rocco Pantano
Rocco - Tony Turca
Vincent - Ronald Maccone
Vincent's Wife - Antoinette Raffone
Money Ripper - Michael Badalucco
Money Ripper - Richard Lanzano
Carmine - Dom Matteo
Lady at Party - Camille Saviola
Lady at Party - Sheila Bond
Lady at Party - Betty Rosotti
Howard Cosell - Howard Cosell
Waldorf Manager - John Doumanian
Manager's Friend - Gary Reynolds
Fan at Waldorf - Diane Zolten
Fan at Waldorf - William Paulson
Fan at Waldorf - George Axler
Deli Owner - Leo Steiner
Thanksgiving Parade's Grand Marshall - Sammy Davis Jr.
Waldorf Guest - Bobby DeAngelo
Ballroom spectator - Justin McNeill
Thanksgiving Parade Celebrity - Ricky Schroder