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"Broadway Danny Rose" quotes

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A hapless talent manager named Danny Rose, by helping a client, gets dragged into a love triangle involving the mob. His story is told in flashback, an anecdote shared amongst a group of comedians over lunch at New York's Carnegie Deli. Rose's one-man talent agency represents countless incompetent entertainers, including a one-legged tap dancer, and one slightly talented one: washed-up lounge singer Lou Canova (Nick Apollo Forte), whose career is on the rebound.

Director: Woody Allen
Writer: Woody Allen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy
Year: 1984
MetaScore: 82/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $10,600,497
Released: 27 Jan 1984
Awards: Nominated for 2 Oscars. 3 wins & 4 nominations total

54 Clips

Danny RoseTina VitaleBlind XylophonistHerbie JaysonLou's DaughterRoccoLou CanovaPhil ChomskyHoward StormJoe FranklinRay WebbBarney Dunn
Know what my philosophy of life is - Broadway Danny Rose 00:30 Know what my philosophy of life is And I don't mean to be didactic or facetious in any way - Broadway Danny Rose 00:06 And I don't mean to be didactic or facetious in any way I don't wanna badmouth the kid - Broadway Danny Rose 00:15 I don't wanna badmouth the kid That's my point - Broadway Danny Rose 00:20 That's my point But the thing to remember is before you go out on stage - Broadway Danny Rose 00:17 But the thing to remember is before you go out on stage I own a fleet of cement mixers - Broadway Danny Rose 00:13 I own a fleet of cement mixers They just split - Broadway Danny Rose 00:37 They just split Just let me say one thing - Broadway Danny Rose 00:24 Just let me say one thing The cat ate his bird - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 The cat ate his bird If you take my advice - Broadway Danny Rose 00:22 If you take my advice I drove up here today - Broadway Danny Rose 00:10 I drove up here today Don't forget to do My Funny Valentine with the special lyrics about the moon landing - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 Don't forget to do My Funny Valentine with the... I need a valium the size of a hockey puck - Broadway Danny Rose 00:06 I need a valium the size of a hockey puck The cranberry sauce is dry - Broadway Danny Rose 00:17 The cranberry sauce is dry She's gonna be at Carnegie Hall - Broadway Danny Rose 00:17 She's gonna be at Carnegie Hall How old are you - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 How old are you You know what I'd do with this room - Broadway Danny Rose 00:24 You know what I'd do with this room May I say one word - Broadway Danny Rose 00:31 May I say one word What did your husband do - Broadway Danny Rose 00:27 What did your husband do I never feel guilty - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 I never feel guilty He gets a treat like a canzone - Broadway Danny Rose 00:59 He gets a treat like a canzone I'm wriggling Keep wriggling - Broadway Danny Rose 00:09 I'm wriggling Keep wriggling D D Danny who's your fr fr fr guest - Broadway Danny Rose 00:10 D D Danny who's your fr fr fr guest That's my gesture - Broadway Danny Rose 00:22 That's my gesture I don't wanna get my legs chopped off cos I do a guy a favour - Broadway Danny Rose 00:07 I don't wanna get my legs chopped off cos I do a guy a... I'm just the beard - Broadway Danny Rose 00:07 I'm just the beard It's important to feel guilty - Broadway Danny Rose 00:07 It's important to feel guilty What about my one legged tap dancer - Broadway Danny Rose 00:15 What about my one legged tap dancer What about Eddie Clark's penguin - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 What about Eddie Clark's penguin Let me ask you a question - Broadway Danny Rose 00:18 Let me ask you a question If your wife never wakes up again - Broadway Danny Rose 00:14 If your wife never wakes up again If you can love a man - Broadway Danny Rose 00:11 If you can love a man I saw this guy in Atlantic City - Broadway Danny Rose 00:28 I saw this guy in Atlantic City So who else have you handle besides Lou - Broadway Danny Rose 00:30 So who else have you handle besides Lou What do you mean - Broadway Danny Rose 00:22 What do you mean We're in the middle of nowhere - Broadway Danny Rose 00:34 We're in the middle of nowhere There's a guy there with a boat - Broadway Danny Rose 00:13 There's a guy there with a boat Now start to wriggle - Broadway Danny Rose 00:56 Now start to wriggle I don't want to over wriggle - Broadway Danny Rose 00:09 I don't want to over wriggle I know it's hard to take - Broadway Danny Rose 00:07 I know it's hard to take I think about you in the long run - Broadway Danny Rose 00:27 I think about you in the long run I want to go across the street and get one white rose - Broadway Danny Rose 00:22 I want to go across the street and get one white rose You're a sick individual - Broadway Danny Rose 00:17 You're a sick individual Don't tell me that - Broadway Danny Rose 00:10 Don't tell me that He's not cheating with you - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 He's not cheating with you My friends told me he was at the track last night with his arm around a cheap blonde - Broadway Danny Rose 00:25 My friends told me he was at the track last night with his... My friends told me he was at the track last night with his arm around a cheap blonde - Broadway Danny Rose 00:25 My friends told me he was at the track last night with his... You're not so terrible - Broadway Danny Rose 00:13 You're not so terrible That guy Johnny must have really been crazy about you - Broadway Danny Rose 00:12 That guy Johnny must have really been crazy about you Juice man for the Mob - Broadway Danny Rose 00:16 Juice man for the Mob Get up slowly and get outta here - Broadway Danny Rose 00:22 Get up slowly and get outta here Can I tell you a secret - Broadway Danny Rose 00:28 Can I tell you a secret I play the shaving cream man from outer space - Broadway Danny Rose 00:09 I play the shaving cream man from outer space Remember the stories - Broadway Danny Rose 01:02 Remember the stories

Cast

Danny Rose - Woody Allen
Tina Vitale - Mia Farrow
Lou Canova - Nick Apollo Forte
Sandy Baron - Sandy Baron
Corbett Monica - Corbett Monica
Jackie Gayle - Jackie Gayle
Morty Gunty - Morty Gunty
Will Jordan - Will Jordan
Howard Storm - Howard Storm
Jack Rollins - Jack Rollins
Milton Berle - Milton Berle
Ray Webb - Craig Vandenburgh
Barney Dunn - Herb Reynolds
Vito Rispoli - Paul Greco
Joe Rispoli - Frank Renzulli
Johnny Rispoli - Edwin Bordo
Johnny's Mother - Gina DeAngeles
Hood at Warehouse - Peter Castellotti
Teresa Canova - Sandy Richman
Sid Bacharach - Gerald Schoenfeld
Angelina - Olga Barbato
Phil Chomsky - David I. Kissel
Water Glass Virtuoso - Gloria Parker
Balloon Act - Bob Rollins
Balloon Act - Etta Rollins
Herbie Jayson - Robert Weil
Ralph - Club Owner - David Kieserman
Blind Xylophonist - Mark Hardwick
Bird Lady - Alba Ballard
Hypnotist - Maurice Shrog
Lady in Trance - Belle Berger
Lady's Husband - Herschel Rosen
Joe Franklin - Joe Franklin
Fan in Dressing Room - Cecilia Amerling
Lou's Daughter - Maggie Ranone
Lou's Son - Charles D'Amodio
Angelina's Assistant - Joie Gallo
Tommy's Brother - Carl Pistilli
Tommy's Mother - Lucy Iacono
Tropical Fish Lady - Julia Barbuto
Lady at Angelina's - Anna Sceusa
Greeter at Party - Nicholas Pantano
Greeter at Party - Rocco Pantano
Rocco - Tony Turca
Annie - Gilda Torterello
Vincent - Ronald Maccone
Vincent's Wife - Antoinette Raffone
Money Ripper - Michael Badalucco
Money Ripper - Richard Lanzano
Carmine - Dom Matteo
Lady at Party - Camille Saviola
Lady at Party - Sheila Bond
Lady at Party - Betty Rosotti
Howard Cosell - Howard Cosell
Waldorf Manager - John Doumanian
Manager's Friend - Gary Reynolds
Fan at Waldorf - Diane Zolten
Fan at Waldorf - William Paulson
Fan at Waldorf - George Axler
Deli Owner - Leo Steiner
Crowd - Robert Dahdah
Thanksgiving Parade's Grand Marshall - Sammy Davis Jr.
Waldorf Guest - Bobby DeAngelo
Ballroom spectator - Justin McNeill
Thanksgiving Parade Celebrity - Ricky Schroder
Driver - Susan Wool-Rush