Can I tell you a secret? I mean I'm not just trying to make you feel good or anything....
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Tina Vitale:
Can I tell you a secret? I mean I'm not just trying to make you feel good or anything.
Danny Rose:
Yeah?
Tina Vitale:
A handsome man never did anything for me.
Danny Rose:
No?
Tina Vitale:
You know what turns me on?
Danny Rose:
No.
Tina Vitale:
Intellectual.
Danny Rose:
Really?
Tina Vitale:
I'm not - I'm not just saying this to make you feel good or anything. You're a smooth talker. Angelina once even predicted I would marry a Jew.
Danny Rose:
Did she happen to say which Jew?
Tina Vitale:
Yeah. A Jew or someone musical.
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Can I tell you a secret I'm not just trying to make you feel good or anything
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Yeah
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A handsome man never did anything for me You know what turns me on
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Intellectual I'm not just saying this to make you feel good or anything
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You're a smooth talker Angelina once even predicted I would marry a Jew
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Did she happen to say which Jew A Jew or someone musical
Clip duration: 28 seconds
Views: 321
Timestamp in movie: 00h 31m 57s
Uploaded: 29 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A hapless talent manager named Danny Rose, by helping a client, gets dragged into a love triangle involving the mob. His story is told in flashback, an anecdote shared amongst a group of comedians over lunch at New York's Carnegie Deli. Rose's one-man talent agency represents countless incompetent entertainers, including a one-legged tap dancer, and one slightly talented one: washed-up lounge singer Lou Canova (Nick Apollo Forte), whose career is on the rebound.
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