There's a guy there with a boat. Give him a couple of bucks. He'll take you across. Oh,...
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Ray Webb:
There's a guy there with a boat. Give him a couple of bucks. He'll take you across.
Tina Vitale:
Oh, great, great.
Danny Rose:
I don't travel by water. It's against my religion. I'm a landlocked Hebrew.
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There's a guy there with a boat Give him a couple of bucks He'll take you across
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Great great I don't travel by water
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It's against my religion I'm a landlocked Hebrew
Clip duration: 13 seconds
Views: 255
Timestamp in movie: 00h 42m 45s
Uploaded: 29 November, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A hapless talent manager named Danny Rose, by helping a client, gets dragged into a love triangle involving the mob. His story is told in flashback, an anecdote shared amongst a group of comedians over lunch at New York's Carnegie Deli. Rose's one-man talent agency represents countless incompetent entertainers, including a one-legged tap dancer, and one slightly talented one: washed-up lounge singer Lou Canova (Nick Apollo Forte), whose career is on the rebound.
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00:09 I play the shaving cream man from outer space
00:56 Now start to wriggle
01:02 Remember the stories
00:17 But the thing to remember is before you go out on stage
00:09 I'm wriggling Keep wriggling
00:10 D D Danny who's your fr fr fr guest
00:25 My friends told me he was at the track last night with his...
00:30 Know what my philosophy of life is
00:06 And I don't mean to be didactic or facetious in any way
00:15 I don't wanna badmouth the kid
00:20 That's my point
00:24 Just let me say one thing
00:12 The cat ate his bird
00:17 The cranberry sauce is dry
00:10 I drove up here today
00:06 I need a valium the size of a hockey puck
00:12 I never feel guilty
00:22 If you take my advice
00:12 Don't forget to do My Funny Valentine with the...
00:22 That's my gesture