Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary...

Charles Bronson:

[Desperately trying to escape from an insane asylum, Bronson meets a patient named John White who reveals that he is a child rapist. Disgusted by pedophiles and wanting to go back to prison, he unsuccessfully tries to kill White by strangulation before carried off by guards] [Scene change, Bronson walks onto a theater stage set in his sub-conscious mind] Charles Bronson:
I would now like to reenact what I call, "When Murder Goes Wrong". [Bronson as himself, right side facing audience] Charles Bronson:
When do I go back? Charles Bronson (as nurse):
[Bronson whips around, revealing stage make-up of a female nurse's face on his left side] [effeminate voice and body language] Charles Bronson (as nurse):
Now now, Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we? Charles Bronson:
[whips back around to Bronson, now aggravated]
Listen, Nursey, I just wanna know when my trial is and when I head back to the slammer... 'right? Charles Bronson (as nurse):
[Nurse points at Bronson in a scolding manner]
WRONG, Mr. Peterson! Now let's not play sillybuggers, eh? I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, mmm? Charles Bronson:
[Bronson pauses, breathes heavily]
When's my trial? Charles Bronson (as nurse):
[Nurse wags finger in a condescending manner]
Ah-ah-ah-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. Mr. White recovered, dear. There's no trial! [claps gleefully] Charles Bronson (as nurse):
Isn't that wonderful? However, you are being moved. Charles Bronson:
[Bronson calms down]
... Where? Charles Bronson (as nurse):
[giggles, nods, and claps ecstatically]
YES, Mr. Peterson! Broadmore Asylum for the criminally insane! Charles Bronson:
[Bronson becomes frustrated again]
I deserve to go back to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back! Charles Bronson (as nurse):
[Nurse]
Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary... [Bronson turns back to audience and bows; end of scene]