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Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Okay, thanks. Crime tech report fromyour apartment came back. Apparently they founda...

Brooklyn Nine-Nine • S01E14 • 2013

Okay, thanks. Crime tech report fromyour apartment came back. Apparently they founda strand of hair belonging to Mario Lopez. I bought a lock of his hairat an auction. That's cool it's real. What'd they sayabout the prints? None of the partialsreturned any matches. Nobody in your buildingsaw anything. We've hit a wall. So what do we do next? Do I just lookfor another apartment? Should I buy a handgun? Should I buya shotgun? Should I buy an uzi? Look, Gina,we've done all we can. This is how it goeswith most B and es. Mm. All right. C'est la vie. Let me grabyour badge numbers. 'Cause I will be filing an official civiliancomplaint with the Captain

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Okay thanks

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Crime tech report from your apartment came back

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Apparently they found a strand of hair

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belonging to Mario Lopez

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I bought a lock of his hair at an auction

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That's cool it's real

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What'd they say about the prints

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None of the partials returned any matches

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Nobody in your building saw anything We've hit a wall

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So what do we do next

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Do I just look for another apartment

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Should I buy a handgun

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Should I buy a shotgun

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Should I buy an uzi

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Look Gina we've done all we can

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This is how it goes with most B and es

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Mm All right

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C'est la vie Let me grab your badge numbers

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'Cause I will be filing

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an official civilian complaint with the Captain

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أوكي شكر ا

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تقرير الجريمة من شقتك ظهر

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على ما يبدوا أنهم وجدا ضفيرة شعر

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تنتمي لماريو لوبيز

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لقد اشتريتها من مزاد

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ذاك رائع انه حقيقي

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ماذا قالوا عن البصمات

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ولا واحدة من البصمات الجزئية عادت بتطابق

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لا أحد في مبناك رأى أي شي لقد صدمنا حائط

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إذا ماذا نفعل بعد ذلك

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هل أبحث عن شقة أخرى فقط

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هل ينبغي أن أشتري مسدس

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هي ينبغي أن أشتري بندقية

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هل ينبغي أن أشتري رشاش

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انظري جينا لقد فعلنا كل ما يمكننا فعله

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هذا ما يحصل عادة مع جرائم الدخول عنوة

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اممم حسنا

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هذه هي الحياة دعيني آخذ رقم شارتك

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لأنك سأقدم

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شكوى مدنية رسمية إلى الكابتن

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D'accord merci

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Le rapport du labo pour ton appartement vient d'arriver

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Ils ont trouvé une mèche de cheveux

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appartenant à Mario Lopez

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J'ai acheté une de ses mèches de ses cheveux à une vente aux enchères

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C'est bien que ça soit vrai

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Qu'est ce qu'ils ont dit pour les empreintes

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Aucune des empreintes partielles n'a donné de résultat

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Personne dans ton immeuble n'a vu quelque chose Ça n'a rien donné

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Qu'est ce qu'on fait après

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Est ce que je dois chercher un nouvel appartement

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Je devrais acheter un pistolet

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Je devrais acheter un fusil à pompe

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Je devrais acheter un uzi

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On a fait tout ce qu'on a pu

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C'est comme ça pour la majorité des cambriolages

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D'accord

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C'est la vie Laisse moi noter ton numéro de badge

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Parce que je vais déposer

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une plainte civile officielle pour le capitaine

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Okay danke

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Der Kriminaltechnikbericht von deiner Wohnung ist zurückgekommen

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Sie haben offenbar eine Haarsträhne von Mario Lopez gefunden

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Ich hab eine Haarlocke von ihm ersteigert Wie cool dass sie echt ist

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Und was haben sie über die Fingerabdrücke gesagt

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Keiner der Teilabdrücke lieferte Übereinstimmungen

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Keiner in deinem Haus hat was gesehen Es ist eine Sackgasse

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Und was machen wir dann jetzt

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Soll ich mir jetzt einfach eine neue Wohnung suchen

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Soll ich mir 'ne Handfeuerwaffe kaufen

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Soll ich mir 'ne Schrotflinte kaufen

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Soll ich mir 'ne Uzi kaufen

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Hör zu Gina wir haben getan was wir konnten

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So läuft das beim Großteil der Einbrüche

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Passt schon Ich notier mir mal eben die Nummern auf euren Polizeimarken

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Ich werd nämlich beim Captain eine offizielle Bürgerbeschwerde über euch einreichen

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Baik terima kasih

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Laporan kriminal dari apartemenmu sudah keluar

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Rupanya mereka menemukan sehelai rambut milik Mario Lopez

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Aku membeli seikat rambutnya di pelelangan

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Itu keren itu rambut asli

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Apa yang mereka katakan tentang sidik jarinya

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Tidak ada kecocokkan yang ditemukan

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Tidak seorang pun di bangunan itu melihat apapun Kita sampai di jalan buntu

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Jadi apa langkah kita selanjutnya

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Apa aku hanya perlu mencari apartemen lain

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Haruskah aku beli pistol

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Haruskah aku beli senapan

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Haruskah aku beli senapan otomatis

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Gina kami telah melakukan semua yang kami bisa

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Itulah yang terjadi dengan sebagian kasus penyusupan

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Baiklah

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Begitulah hidup Biar kucatat nomor lencanamu

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Karena aku akan mengisi keluhan resmi warga sipil kepada Kapten

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分かったわ

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鑑識結果が出た

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部屋にマリオロペスの毛髪が

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いいでしょオークションで買ったの

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指紋はどう

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一致する指紋はなし行き詰まったわ

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私はどうする

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部屋探し

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短銃を買うそれとも散弾銃

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銃ならウジー

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手は尽くしたわ窃盗事件は難しいの

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これも人生ねバッジ番号を教えて

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民間人として苦情を申し立てる

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Хорошо спасибо

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Криминалисты закончили отчёт по твоей квартире

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Кажется они нашли прядь волос

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принадлежащих Марио Лопесу

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Я купила их на аукционе

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Круто что они настоящие

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А что насчет отпечатков

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Никаких совпадений

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В твоем доме никто ничего не видел Мы уперлись в стену

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Что дальше

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Мне искать другую квартиру

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Может купить пистолет

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Или ружьё

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А может пулемёт

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Слушай Джина мы сделали всё что могли

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Это обычное дело при взломе с проникновением

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Ладно

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Такова жизнь Назовите мне номера своих жетонов

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Потому что я подам

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капитану официальную жалобу на вас

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De acuerdo gracias

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El informe del laboratorio sobre tu apartamento ha llegado

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Al parecer han encontrado hebras de pelo que

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pertenecen a Mario López

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Compré un mechón de su pelo en una subasta

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Qué bien que sea verdadero

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Qué han dicho sobre las huellas

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Ninguna de las parciales es coincidente

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Nadie vio nada en tu edificio Hemos topado contra un muro

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Entonces qué es lo siguiente

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Busco otro apartamento

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Debería comprarme una pistola

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Debería comprarme una escopeta

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Debería comprarme una Uzi

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Escucha Gina hemos hecho todo lo que hemos podido

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Esto es lo que ocurre con casi todos los allanamientos

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Está bien

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Así es la vida Dadme vuestros números de placa

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Porque voy a presentar

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una queja oficial a vuestro capitán

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Okay thanks

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Crime tech report from your apartment came back

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Apparently they found a strand of hair belonging to Mario Lopez

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I bought a lock of his hair at an auction That's cool it's real

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Uh what did they say about the prints

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None of the partials returned any matches

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Nobody in your building saw anything We've hit a wall

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So what do we do next Do I just look for another apartment

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Should I buy a handgun

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Should I buy a shotgun

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Should I buy an Uzi

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Look Gina we've done all we can

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This how it goes with most B and E's

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Mmm All right C'est la vie

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Let me grab your badge numbers

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Because I will be filing an official civilian complaint with the Captain

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Duration

39 seconds

Views

25

Timestamp in Movie

00:08:00

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Season

1

Episode

14

Genres

Production

Barbara Lieberman Productions,Beside Me Productions

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Movie Summary

Comedy series following the exploits of Det. Jake Peralta and his diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct.