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Well, this has been a stinky 12 hours

Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Well, this has beena stinky 12 hours. My computer bag got a holein the bottom, And my...

Brooklyn Nine-Nine • S01E16 • 2013

Well, this has beena stinky 12 hours. My computer bag got a holein the bottom, And my power cordfell out. Last nightwas such a disaster. I wheeze-cried myselfto sleep. Well, at least captainsaid he liked us, Right before he kicked usout of his house For violating his trust. Why didn't Kevinwant to invite us? We could have beenreally cool people. We weren't,but we could've been. Well, as soon as he unveiledhis "no cop talk" policy, I was sunk. Gruesome murders arethe cornerstone of my charm. Well, he spent the last 30 yearswith a cop. Maybe he's sickof hearing about it. Wait. Maybe that's notwhat he's sick of. Santiago, you brilliant bastard,you figured it out!

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Well this has been a stinky 12 hours

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My computer bag got a hole in the bottom

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And my power cord fell out

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Last night was such a disaster

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I wheeze cried myself to sleep

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Well at least captain said he liked us

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Right before he kicked us out of his house

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For violating his trust

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Why didn't Kevin want to invite us

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We could have been really cool people

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We weren't but we could've been

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Well as soon as he unveiled his no cop talk policy

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I was sunk

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Gruesome murders are the cornerstone of my charm

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Well he spent the last 30 years with a cop

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Maybe he's sick of hearing about it

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Wait

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Maybe that's not what he's sick of

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Santiago you brilliant bastard you figured it out

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حقيبة حاسوبي فيها ثقب في أسفلها

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وخيط قوتي انهار

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ليلة البارحة كانت كارثية

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لقد بكيت لنفسي حتى نمت

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حسنا على الأقل الكابتن قال أننا نعجبه

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مباشرة قبل أن يطردنا من المنزل

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لانتهاكنا ثقته

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لماذا لم يرد كيفن دعوتنا

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كان يمكن أن نكون أناسا رائعين جدا

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لم نكن ولكن كان يمكننا أن نكون

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حسنا حال ما كشف سياسة عدم الحديث بقصص الشرطة

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أنا غرقت

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المجرمون الشنيعون هم حجر الزاوية لسحري

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حسنا هو أمضى آخر 30 سنة مع شرطي

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ربما مرض من كثرة سماع قصص الشرطة

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مهلا

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ربما هذا ليس الشيء الذي لم يعد يعجبه

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سانتياغو أيتها الوغدة الرائعة لقد اكتشفت الأمر

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Ce fut 12 heures chiantes

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Le sac de mon ordi avait un trou au fond

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et le cordon d'alimentation est tombé

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La nuit dernière était un vrai désastre

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J'ai pleuré pour m'endormir

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Au moins le capitaine a dit qu'il nous aimait

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juste avant de nous mettre à la porte

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pour avoir violer sa confiance

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Pourquoi Kevin n'a pas voulu nous inviter

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On aurait pu être des gens cool

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On l'était pas mais on aurait pu

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Dès qu'il m'a dévoilé sa politique ne parle pas de flic

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j'étais démoralisé

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Les meurtres macabres sont la pierre angulaire de mon charme

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Il a passé ces 30 dernières années avec un policier

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Peut être qu'il en a marre de ça

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Attend

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Peut être qu'il n'en a pas marre de ça

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Santiago bâtarde tu as trouvé

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Das waren beschissene 12 Stunden

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Meine Computer Tüte hatte plötzlich ein Loch durch das mein Ladekabel rausgefallen ist

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Das war eine Katastrophe gestern Abend

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Ich hab mich in den Schlaf geröchel weint

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Naja wenigstens hat der Captain gesagt dass er uns mag

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direkt bevor er uns aus seinem Haus geworfen hat weil wir sein Vertrauen verletzt haben

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Warum wollte Kevin uns nicht einladen

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Wir hätten echt coole Leute sein können

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Waren wir zwar nicht hätten wir aber sein können

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Von dem Moment an wo er seine Keine Polizei geschichten Regel erwähnte war ich geliefert

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Grausame Morde sind die Eckpfeiler meines Charmes

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Naja er hat die letzten 30 Jahre mit einem Cop verbracht

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Vielleicht hat er es satt sie zu hören

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Moment mal

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Vielleicht hat er nicht das satt

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Santiago du brillante Sau du hast es herausgefunden

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Ini merupakan 12 jam yang buruk

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Tas komputerku bolong di bagian bawah

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dan kabelnya jatuh

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Semalam merupakan bencana

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Aku menangis sampai tertidur

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Setidaknya Kapten mengatakan dia menyukai kita

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tepat sebelum dia mengusir kita dari rumahnya

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karena merenggut kepercayaannya

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Kenapa Kevin tidak ingin mengundang kita

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Kita bisa menjadi orang orang yang keren

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Kita tidak keren tapi bisa saja

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Setelah dia mengungkap kebijakan tidak ada pembicaraan polisi

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aku menjadi sedih

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Cerita tentang pembunuhan sadis adalah daya tarikku

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Dia menghabiskan 30 tahun hidupnya sebagai polisi

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Mungkin dia muak mendengarnya

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Tunggu

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Mungkin bukan itu yang dia kesalkan

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Santiago kau cerdas sekali kau menemukan solusinya

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昨夜からツイてない

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袋に穴が開いててコードが落ちた

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最悪の夜だった泣き疲れて寝たわ

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署長に好かれててよかった

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直後に家を追い出されたけど

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なぜケヴィンは反対を

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私たちだってちゃんとできるわ

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やればね

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警察話を禁止された時点で撃沈した

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事件ネタが俺の売りなのに

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30年も聞かされて嫌になったのよ

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待てよ

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事件の話じゃない

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サンティアゴおかげで謎が解けた

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Это были ужасные 12 часов

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В моей сумке для ноутбука появлась дырка

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и из неё вывалился провод

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Прошлый вечер был катастрофой

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Я рыдала пока засыпала

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По крайней мере капитан сказал что мы ему нравимся

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как раз перед тем как выгнал нас из своего дома

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за то что мы не оправдали его доверие

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Почему Кевин не хотел приглашать нас

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Мы могли бы быть классными

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Мы не были но могли бы быть

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Как только он сказал что не признаёт полицейских разговоров

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мне был конец

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Чудовищные убийства основа моего очарования

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Он прожил последние 30 лет с копом

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Может он устал их слышать

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Погоди ка

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Может он не от этого устал

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Сантьяго гениальная ты сволочь ты это разгадала

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La bolsa de mi computadora tiene un hoyo en el fondo

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y el cordón se cayó

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Anoche fue un desastre

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Sollozé en la noche para dormir

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Bueno al menos el Capitán dijo que le agradábamos

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justo antes que nos echara de su casa

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por violar su confianza

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Por qué Kevin no quería invitarnos

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Nosotros podríamos ser personas geniales

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No lo fuimos pero pudimos serlo

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Bueno en el momento que dijo la regla de no charlas de policía

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me hundí

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Los asesinatos espantosos son la piedra angular de mi encanto

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Bueno él ha pasado los últimos 30 años con un policía

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Tal vez está cansado de escuchar sobre eso

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Espera

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Tal vez eso no es de lo que está cansado

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Santiago eres una bastarda brillante lo descubriste

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Well this has been a stinky 12 hours

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My computer bag got a hole in the bottom and my power cord fell out

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Last night was such a disaster I wheezecried myself to sleep

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Well at least Captain said he liked us

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Right before he kicked us out of his house for violating his trust

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Why didn't Kevin want to invite us

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We could have been really cool people

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We weren't but we could have been

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Well as soon as he unveiled his no cop talk policy I was sunk

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Gruesome murders are the cornerstone of my charm

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Well he spent the last 30 years with a cop

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Maybe he's sick of hearing about it

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Wait Maybe that's not what he's sick of

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Santiago you brilliant bastard You figured it out

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Duration

40 seconds

Views

33

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:11

Uploaded

Mar 10, 2026

Season

1

Episode

16

Genres

Production

Barbara Lieberman Productions,Beside Me Productions

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Movie Summary

Comedy series following the exploits of Det. Jake Peralta and his diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct.