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"Bruce Almighty" quotes

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A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world.

Director: Tom Shadyac
Writer: Steve Koren, Mark O'Keefe, Steve Oedekerk
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, fantasy
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $242,829,261
Released: 23 May 2003
Awards: 7 wins & 9 nominations

185 video clips

GodControl Booth OperatorBill, Ferry OwnerEvan BaxterBruce NolanGrace ConnellySusan OrtegaAlly LomanMama KowolskiVol KowolskiHomeless ManStalled Car GuyAnitaHazelNewscasterHood
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I've never seen the moon that big - Bruce Almighty 00:20 I've never seen the moon that big Just get a clue - Bruce Almighty 00:16 Just get a clue Let's go back inside and have a shit - Bruce Almighty 00:14 Let's go back inside and have a shit Maybe I should be more like Evan - Bruce Almighty 00:34 Maybe I should be more like Evan My secret is that I let the jalape os marinate in a spicy sauce for at least 24 hours - Bruce Almighty 01:10 My secret is that I let the jalape os marinate in a spicy... One of you may need a ride home - Bruce Almighty 00:42 One of you may need a ride home Parting your soup is not a miracle - Bruce Almighty 01:19 Parting your soup is not a miracle That was really great - Bruce Almighty 00:37 That was really great The man of the hour - Bruce Almighty 00:22 The man of the hour The only one around here not doing his job is you - Bruce Almighty 00:17 The only one around here not doing his job is you The previous Buffalo record was 8 feet - Bruce Almighty 02:08 The previous Buffalo record was 8 feet They're owned the shop for 30 years - Bruce Almighty 01:12 They're owned the shop for 30 years This is so weird - Bruce Almighty 02:15 This is so weird Wanna make 10 bucks - Bruce Almighty 00:22 Wanna make 10 bucks Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six - Bruce Almighty 03:05 Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six What if God was one of us - Bruce Almighty 01:18 What if God was one of us Where are you going - Bruce Almighty 00:37 Where are you going Why make Buffalo's biggest cookie - Bruce Almighty 01:28 Why make Buffalo's biggest cookie Alpha and Omega - Bruce Almighty 00:50 Alpha and Omega And that's the way the cookie crumbles - Bruce Almighty 00:15 And that's the way the cookie crumbles And That's the way - Bruce Almighty 00:28 And That's the way Bruce Nolan here - Bruce Almighty 03:50 Bruce Nolan here God has taken my bird and my bush - Bruce Almighty 00:41 God has taken my bird and my bush His stories are all over town - Bruce Almighty 00:33 His stories are all over town How do you make so many people love you without affecting Free Will - Bruce Almighty 00:33 How do you make so many people love you without affecting... I better manifest some coffee - Bruce Almighty 00:31 I better manifest some coffee You know that everything happens for a reason - Bruce Almighty 00:44 You know that everything happens for a reason You want me and the homies to apologize right - Bruce Almighty 00:38 You want me and the homies to apologize right You've been doing a lot of complaining about me - Bruce Almighty 00:58 You've been doing a lot of complaining about me I like this one - Bruce Almighty 01:24 I like this one I'll be out in a minute - Bruce Almighty 00:46 I'll be out in a minute I'm just messing with ya - Bruce Almighty 00:51 I'm just messing with ya I'm not okay with a mediocre life - Bruce Almighty 01:05 I'm not okay with a mediocre life Parting your soup is not a miracle It's a magic trick - Bruce Almighty 00:33 Parting your soup is not a miracle It's a magic trick It's the owner of the maid of the mist Let's talk to him - Bruce Almighty 00:37 It's the owner of the maid of the mist Let's talk... No matter how filthy something gets - Bruce Almighty 00:07 No matter how filthy something gets B e a utiful - Bruce Almighty 00:06 B e a utiful I want her to be happy - Bruce Almighty 00:35 I want her to be happy The gloves are off God took my bird and my bush - Bruce Almighty 00:18 The gloves are off God took my bird and my bush Feed the hungry - Bruce Almighty 00:20 Feed the hungry I've got a very rare blood type - Bruce Almighty 00:36 I've got a very rare blood type All this horsepower and no room to gallop - Bruce Almighty 00:12 All this horsepower and no room to gallop There were so many - Bruce Almighty 00:11 There were so many There are only 2 rules - Bruce Almighty 00:19 There are only 2 rules How do you make somebody love you without affecting free will - Bruce Almighty 00:13 How do you make somebody love you without affecting free... Please give me a sign - Bruce Almighty 00:06 Please give me a sign Bruce giveth and Bruce taketh away - Bruce Almighty 00:10 Bruce giveth and Bruce taketh away Are you spying on me - Bruce Almighty 00:36 Are you spying on me And that's the way the cookie crumbles - Bruce Almighty 00:05 And that's the way the cookie crumbles Where are you going I'm taking a vacation - Bruce Almighty 00:17 Where are you going I'm taking a vacation Debbie won the lottery - Bruce Almighty 00:11 Debbie won the lottery Give me a break - Bruce Almighty 00:33 Give me a break He gets the stories Maybe I should be more like Evan - Bruce Almighty 00:18 He gets the stories Maybe I should be more like Evan Now you're just showing off - Bruce Almighty 00:05 Now you're just showing off For 24 hours before I stir it into the chilli - Bruce Almighty 00:09 For 24 hours before I stir it into the chilli All righty then - Bruce Almighty 00:04 All righty then And he saw that it was 'good' - Bruce Almighty 00:04 And he saw that it was 'good' I did the same thing to Gandhi - Bruce Almighty 00:07 I did the same thing to Gandhi You have a divine spark - Bruce Almighty 00:12 You have a divine spark Oh mighty Smiter - Bruce Almighty 00:06 Oh mighty Smiter Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes - Bruce Almighty 00:06 Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes Want to make 10 - Bruce Almighty 00:11 Want to make 10 I made you grilled cheese - Bruce Almighty 00:37 I made you grilled cheese Love me Love me - Bruce Almighty 00:05 Love me Love me I can hold that note all day - Bruce Almighty 00:07 I can hold that note all day Would it help if I said I was a complete ass - Bruce Almighty 00:12 Would it help if I said I was a complete ass What if I need you - Bruce Almighty 00:12 What if I need you Little anal dwelling butt monkey - Bruce Almighty 00:07 Little anal dwelling butt monkey It's good - Bruce Almighty 00:04 It's good This is hilarious - Bruce Almighty 00:30 This is hilarious And I'm the ant - Bruce Almighty 00:12 And I'm the ant Everything happens for a reason - Bruce Almighty 00:14 Everything happens for a reason So God is picking on you - Bruce Almighty 00:08 So God is picking on you Fine The gloves are off pall - Bruce Almighty 00:20 Fine The gloves are off pall I am Bruce Almighty - Bruce Almighty 00:07 I am Bruce Almighty Be out in a minute - Bruce Almighty 00:32 Be out in a minute Excuse me I need a spoo - Bruce Almighty 00:13 Excuse me I need a spoo There he is The man of the hour - Bruce Almighty 00:13 There he is The man of the hour How You've been complaining about me - Bruce Almighty 00:23 How You've been complaining about me Eyewitness Nose - Bruce Almighty 00:07 Eyewitness Nose Come on Start - Bruce Almighty 00:08 Come on Start I've never seen the moon that big - Bruce Almighty 00:23 I've never seen the moon that big You did that in a day - Bruce Almighty 00:09 You did that in a day It's good - Bruce Almighty 00:08 It's good Holy sh cow - Bruce Almighty 00:05 Holy sh cow I'm in the shower - Bruce Almighty 00:05 I'm in the shower What up with thee - Bruce Almighty 00:05 What up with thee Thanks a million - Bruce Almighty 00:06 Thanks a million I know you're mad What Evan did was slimy and wrong - Bruce Almighty 00:35 I know you're mad What Evan did was slimy and wrong
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Cast

Bruce Nolan - Jim Carrey
God - Morgan Freeman
Grace Connelly - Jennifer Aniston
Jack Baylor - Philip Baker Hall
Susan Ortega - Catherine Bell
All Cast