Bruce Almighty quotes

Bruce Almighty poster
Bruce Nolan, a television reporter in Buffalo, N.Y., is discontented with almost everything in life despite his popularity and the love of his girlfriend Grace . At the end of the worst day of his life, Bruce angrily ridicules and rages against God and God responds. God appears in human form and, endowing Bruce with divine powers, challenges Bruce to take on the big job to see if he can do it any better.

Director: Tom Shadyac
Writer: Steve Koren (story), Mark O'Keefe (story), Steve Koren (screenplay), Mark O'Keefe (screenplay), Steve Oedekerk (screenplay)
Production: Universal Pictures
Genre: comedy, fantasy
Year: 2003
MetaScore: 46/100
ImdbRating: 6.8
BoxOffice: $242,589,580
Released: 23 May 2003
Awards: 7 wins & 9 nominations.


Watch Full Movie on Amazon

Clips & Quotes

Parting your soup is not a miracle - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
01:19
Parting your soup is not a miracle
Bruce Nolan here - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
03:50
Bruce Nolan here
No matter how filthy something gets - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:21
No matter how filthy something gets
You want her back - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:58
You want her back
God has taken my bird and my bush - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:41
God has taken my bird and my bush
I've got a very rare blood type - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:31
I've got a very rare blood type
Feed the hungry - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:23
Feed the hungry
All this horsepower and no room to gallop - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:15
All this horsepower and no room to gallop
Please give me a sign - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:11
Please give me a sign
Bruce giveth and Bruce taketh away - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:14
Bruce giveth and Bruce taketh away
How do you make so many people love you without affecting Free Will - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:33
How do you make so many people love you without affecting...
And that's the way the cookie crumbles - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:15
And that's the way the cookie crumbles
There were so many - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:30
There were so many
I did the same thing to Gandhi - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:19
I did the same thing to Gandhi
Debbie won the lottery - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:23
Debbie won the lottery
Alpha and Omega - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:50
Alpha and Omega
Where are you going - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:37
Where are you going
I'm just messing with ya - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:51
I'm just messing with ya
Maybe I should be more like Evan - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:34
Maybe I should be more like Evan
And he saw that it was 'good' - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:13
And he saw that it was 'good'
There are only 2 rules - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:40
There are only 2 rules
Now you're just showing off - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:13
Now you're just showing off
Little anal dwelling butt monkey - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:18
Little anal dwelling butt monkey
I can hold that note all day - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:13
I can hold that note all day
I made you grilled cheese - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
01:00
I made you grilled cheese
One of you may need a ride home - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:42
One of you may need a ride home
You have a divine spark - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:24
You have a divine spark
Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
03:05
Welcome to Eyewitness News at Six
Oh mighty Smiter - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:10
Oh mighty Smiter
They're owned the shop for 30 years - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
01:12
They're owned the shop for 30 years
What if God was one of us - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
01:18
What if God was one of us
I'll be out in a minute - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:46
I'll be out in a minute
And I'm the ant - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:45
And I'm the ant
What if I need you - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:29
What if I need you
The previous Buffalo record was 8 feet - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
02:08
The previous Buffalo record was 8 feet
Why make Buffalo's biggest cookie - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
01:28
Why make Buffalo's biggest cookie
Wanna make 10 bucks - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:22
Wanna make 10 bucks
The only one around here not doing his job is you - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:17
The only one around here not doing his job is you
I am Bruce Almighty - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:14
I am Bruce Almighty
You know that everything happens for a reason - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:44
You know that everything happens for a reason
And That's the way - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:28
And That's the way
The man of the hour - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:22
The man of the hour
Eyewitness Nose - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:18
Eyewitness Nose
So God is picking on you - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:18
So God is picking on you
I've never seen the moon that big - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:20
I've never seen the moon that big
You did that in a day - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:32
You did that in a day
Just get a clue - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:16
Just get a clue
I'm in the shower - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:11
I'm in the shower
What up with thee - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:11
What up with thee
Thanks a million - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:10
Thanks a million
I'm not okay with a mediocre life - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
01:05
I'm not okay with a mediocre life
K TEL Records brings you the 100 Greatest Love Songs of All Time - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
01:26
K TEL Records brings you the 100 Greatest Love Songs of All...
Please bless my mommy - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:49
Please bless my mommy
Let's go back inside and have a shit - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:14
Let's go back inside and have a shit
You want a tissue or something - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:18
You want a tissue or something
Thank God you're all right - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:27
Thank God you're all right
Is your child in dire jeopardy - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:17
Is your child in dire jeopardy
You've been doing a lot of complaining about me - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:58
You've been doing a lot of complaining about me
That was really great - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:37
That was really great
My secret is that I let the jalape os marinate in a spicy sauce for at least 24 hours - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
01:10
My secret is that I let the jalape os marinate in a spicy...
His stories are all over town - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:33
His stories are all over town
This is so weird - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
02:15
This is so weird
I like this one - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
01:24
I like this one
You want me and the homies to apologize right - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:38
You want me and the homies to apologize right
Forget something - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:16
Forget something
Let there be light - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:11
Let there be light
I better manifest some coffee - screenshot from movie Bruce Almighty
00:31
I better manifest some coffee

Cast

Bruce Nolan - Jim Carrey
Grace Connelly - Jennifer Aniston
Jack Baylor - Philip Baker Hall
Susan Ortega - Catherine Bell
Evan Baxter - Steve Carell
Ally Loman - Nora Dunn
Dallas Coleman - Paul Satterfield
Fred Donohue - Mark Kiely
Bruce's Cameraman (as Timothy DiPri) - Timothy Di Pri
Bruce's Soundman - Brian Tahash
Pete Fineman - Lou Felder
Mama Kowolski - Lillian Adams
Vol Kowolski - Christopher Darga
Homeless Man - Jack Jozefson
Hood (as Noel Guglielmi) - Noel Gugliemi
Martin - Jovan Allie
Martin - Koby Allie
Bill (Ferry Owner) - Dan Desmond
Irene Dansfield - Selma Stern
Old Man - Alfred Dennis
Pretty Woman - Rina Fernandez
Phil Sidleman - Robert Curtis Brown
Newscaster - Michael Brownlee
Newscaster - Ted Garcia
Newscaster - Maria Quiban
Newscaster - Shaun Robinson
Newscaster - Saida Pagan
Newscaster - Ken Rudulph
Newscaster - Gina St. John
Newscaster - Michael Villani
Office Staffer - Christina Grandy
Office Staffer - Allen Lulu
Office Staffer - Jamison Yang
Hazel - Bette Rae
Teenager (as Andrew Hateley) - Andrew Romero Hateley
Teenager - Nick Huff
Coach Tucker - Greg Collins
Stalled Car Guy - Dougald Park
Party Woman - Susan Ware
Business Man - John Rosenfeld
Heavyish Woman - Mary Pat Gleason
Partying Sports Guy - Carey Scott
College Rioter - Bradley Stryker
Riot Leader - Michael Guarnera
Nurse - Laura Carson
Paramedic - Ben Livingston
Trainer - Glen Yrigoyen
Police Training Center Officer - Dohn Norwood
Police Training Center Officer - Michael Olifiers
Phil's Cameraman - David Carrera
Phil's Soundman - Howard S. Lefstein
Connie (Masseuse) - Miah Won
Attractive Woman at Restaurant - Darcy Fowers
Attractive Woman at Restaurant - Laura-Shay Griffin
Tyler - Darius Rose
Day Care Kid - Micayla Bowden
Day Care Kid - Sammy Boyarsky
Day Care Kid - Dylan Ferguson
Day Care Kid - Cubbie Kile
Day Care Kid - Emily Needham
Day Care Kid - Alex Villiers
Day Care Teacher (as Moe Daniels) - Monique Daniels
Woman at Party - Ara Celi
Woman at Party - Jessica Leigh Mattson
Woman at Party - Allison McCurdy
Woman at Party (as Patti O'Donnell) - Patti McLafferty
Woman at Party (as Janelle Perzina) - Janelle Pierzina
Woman at Party - Annie Wersching
Woman at Party - Ashley Yegan
Boy on Bike - Micah Williams
Technical Director - William Thomas Jr.
Stage Manager - Tom Beyer
Control Room Operator - Max Grodénchik
Control Room Operator - Michael Bofshever
Control Room Operator - Colby French
Control Room Operator (as Manny Suarez) - Manny Suárez
Camera Operator - Don Dowe
Camera Operator - Shashawnee Hall
Teleprompter Operator - Carrie Quinn Dolin
Panicked Newsroom Staffer - P.J. Byrne
Bobby's Aunt - Vanna Salviati
K-9 Tech - Scott DeFoe
Driver - Jennie Baek
Supermarket Clerk (DVD deleted scenes) - Lisa Cangelosi
Pedestrian - Curt Clendenin
Office Staffer - Sabrina Culver
Valet #1 - Dimas Diaz
Man in Diner - Ron Jeremy
Waiter - Chris Johns
Man in Street - Brian La Rosa
Newsroom Staff - Karen Levine
Lottery Riot Hooligan - Ryan McGonagle
Prisoner - Gino Montesinos
Mother with boy - Stephanie Nash
James - Adrian Neil
Precision Driver - Gary Rodriguez
Woman at Party - Mandana Rothschild
Rioter - Danny Salay
Doctor - Rico Simonini
Dangerous Driver - Rando Thomas