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Are you spying on meWho are youI'm the oneHuh Creator of the Heavens and the EarthAlpha and OmegaOh I see where this is goingBruce I'm GodBingo Yahtzee Is that your final answerOur survey says God

Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer? Our survey says... God! Bing bing bing bing...

Bruce Almighty • 2003

Bruce: Are you spying on me? Who are you?God:I'm the one. Creator of the heavens and Earth. Alpha and Omega.Bruce:Oh, I see where this is going.God:Bruce... I'm God.Bruce:Bingo! Yahtzee! Is that your final answer? Our survey says... God! Bing bing bing bing bing! Well, it was nice to meet you, God. Thank you for the Grand Canyon, and good luck with the Apocalypse. Oh, and by the way, you SUCK!

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Are you spying on me

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Who are you

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I'm the one

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Huh Creator of the Heavens and the Earth

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Alpha and Omega

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Oh I see where this is going

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Bruce I'm God

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Bingo Yahtzee Is that your final answer

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Our survey says God Bing bing bing bing bing

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Well it was nice to meet you God Thank you for the Grand Canyon

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and good luck with the Apocalypse

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Oh and by the way you suck

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بروس

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تكلم

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اهلا سوزان

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شكرا يالهى بروس نولان معنا

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من على شلالات نياجرا الجميله من نيويورك

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اولا دعونى اهنىء

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ايفان الوغد اقصد باكستر

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هو جيد جدا وقادر على التوسل

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على ايه حال انا هنا مع ام من الملاهى

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فولى لى

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لانكى كنت تلعبين بالجوهره الزرقاء

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كات افضل من ان تتركى ليوناردو دى كابريو يغرق فى الماء

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Vous m'espionnez

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Qui êtes vous

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Je suis l'Unique

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Le créateur du ciel et de la terre L'alpha et l'omega

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Je vois où on va

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Bruce Je suis Dieu

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Bingo C'est votre dernier mot

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La réponse est Dieu

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Ravi de vous avoir rencontré Dieu

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Merci pour le Grand Canyon Bonne chance pour l'Apocalypse

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Et au fait vous craignez

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Wer bist du

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Ich bin es

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Erschaffer des Himmels und der Erde Das Alpha und Omega

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Ah ich seh schon wo das hinführt

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Bruce

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Ich bin Gott

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Bingo Gepunktet

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ist das deine letzte Antwort

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Und die Antwort ist GOTT

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Also es war nett dich zu treffen Gott

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Vielen dank für den Grand Canyon

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Und viel Glück mit der Apokalypse

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Und nebenbei

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Du stinkst

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Und weist du was sogar noch mehr Eindruck gemacht hätte

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Wenn du nicht diesen billigen Schubladentrick angewandt hättest

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Apa kau memata mataiku

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Siapa kau Akulah sang pencipta

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Hah Pencipta langit dan bumi alfa dan omega

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Oh aku mengerti semua ini

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Bruce aku Tuhan

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Bingo itu jawaban akhirmu

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Survei kami berkata Tuhan Bing

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Ya senang bertemu denganmu Dewa Terima kasih atas Grand Canyon

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dan seemoga berhasil dengan kiamatmu

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Oh Perlu kau tahu sebenarnya kau payah

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Kau pikir bisa membuatku terkesan

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Я не силен в богохульстве но эта последняя фраза меня насмешила

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Ты шпионишь Кто ты

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Я есмь ОН Создатель небес и земли Альфа и омега

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Я знаю откуда ветер дует Брюс я Бог

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Бинго В яблочко Это окончательный ответ По результатам опроса это Бог

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Ну рад познакомиться Бог Спасибо за Гранд Каньон и удачи с апокалипсисом

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Кстати говоря ты гусь Знаешь что Все было бы ничего

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Como conoce a mi padre y como tiene mi número

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Ah yo sé mucho sobre ti bruce

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Así como todo lo que tu deseas saber

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Todo lo que ya dijiste hizo o pensó en hacer

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Ahí en aquel estante

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Uau Una gaveta entera sólo para mí Sí

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Puedo darle una mirada Es tu vida

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Esto va a ser bueno

Available in 7 languages

Duration

38 seconds

Views

658

Timestamp in Movie

00:30:08

Uploaded

Nov 16, 2022

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Pit Bull Productions,Spyglass Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Shady Acres Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world.

Actors

God