"The gloves are off, God.", "God has taken my bird and my bush.", "God is a mean kid with...
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God:
[reading from a manuscript of what Bruce said the previous evening]
"The gloves are off, God.", "God has taken my bird and my bush.", "God is a mean kid with a magnifying glass.", "Smite me, O Mighty Smiter." Now, I'm not big on blasphemy, but that last one made me laugh.
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That I don't need. That is a cliché.
That is not helpful to me.
BRUCE: A bird in the hand
is worth two in the bush.
I have no bird. I have no bush. God
has taken my bird and my bush.
Oh, I see. So God is picking on
you, is that what you're saying?
No. He's ignoring me
completely.
He's far too busy giving
Evan everything he wants.
Oh, that's great, Sam, but you
missed your target. I'm over here!
Don't get mad at the dog.
It's not the dog's fault.
No. it's God's fault. I gave
him the wrong coordinates.
All right. You know what?
Enough. All right?
Will you stop being
such a martyr?
I am not being a martyr.
I'm a victim.
God is a mean kid
sitting on an anthill
with a magnifying glass,
and I'm the ant.
He could fix my life in five
minutes if he wanted to,
but he'd rather burn off my
feelers and watch me squirm!
Clip duration: 41 seconds
Views: 1480
Timestamp in movie: 00h 00m 00s
Uploaded: 12 December, 2020
Genres: comedy, fantasy
Summary: A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world.
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00:36 I've got a very rare blood type
00:20 Feed the hungry
00:12 All this horsepower and no room to gallop
00:06 Please give me a sign
00:10 Bruce giveth and Bruce taketh away
00:33 How do you make so many people love you without affecting...
00:15 And that's the way the cookie crumbles
00:11 There were so many
00:07 I did the same thing to Gandhi
00:11 Debbie won the lottery
00:50 Alpha and Omega
00:37 Where are you going
00:51 I'm just messing with ya
00:34 Maybe I should be more like Evan
00:04 And he saw that it was 'good'
00:19 There are only 2 rules
00:05 Now you're just showing off
00:07 Little anal dwelling butt monkey
00:07 I can hold that note all day
00:37 I made you grilled cheese