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Sweetheart I know you're mad It's completely understandableWhat Evan did is slimy and wrongbut this day could've been so much worseI'm just glad you're okay Okay News flash I'm not okayI'm not okay

Perfect. Perfect! I'll have the worst day of my life with a side order of GUILT please!

Bruce Almighty • 2003

Grace: Alright, sweetheart, I know that you're mad. It's completely understandable. What Evan did was slimy and wrong. But this day could've been so much worse. I'm just glad you're okay.Bruce Nolan:Okay? Newsflash: I'm not okay. I'm not okay with a mediocre job! I'm not okay with a mediocre apartment! I'm not okay with a mediocre life!Grace: So is that what you think that we have? A mediocre life?Bruce Nolan: Don't make this about you.Grace: About me? How can I make this About me? It's about you! It's always about you!Bruce Nolan: Perfect. Perfect! I'll have the worst day of my life with a side order of GUILT please!

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Sweetheart I know you're mad It's completely understandable

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What Evan did is slimy and wrong

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but this day could've been so much worse

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I'm just glad you're okay Okay News flash I'm not okay

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I'm not okay with a mediocre job I'm not okay with a mediocre apartment

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I'm not okay with a mediocre life

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So is that what you think that we have A mediocre life

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Don't make this about you About me How could I make this about me

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It's about you It's always about you

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Perfect Perfect

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I'll have the worst day of my life with a side order of guilt please

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Tu es furieux Ce qu'a fait Evan est dégueulasse

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Mais ça aurait pu être pire Je suis contente que tu ailles bien

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Flash info Je ne vais pas bien

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J'ai un boulot médiocre un appart médiocre

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une vie médiocre

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Tu trouves qu'on a une vie médiocre

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Ne prends pas ça pour toi

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Comment pourrais je prendre ça pour moi

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Il s'agit de toi Toujours de toi

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Parfait

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La pire journée de ma vie avec un supplément culpabilité

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Evan ist schleimig und falsch Aber diese Lage könnte noch viel schlimmer sein

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Ich bin einfach froh dass es dir gut geht

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Gut Neuigkeit Mir gehts nicht gut

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Ich bin nicht zufrieden mit einem mittelmäßigen Job

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Ich bin nicht zufrieden mit einer mittelmäßigen Wohnung

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Ich bin nicht zufrieden mit einem mittelmäßigen Leben

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Denkst du das ist es was wir haben

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Ein mittelmäßiges Leben

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Bezieh das jetzt nicht auf dich

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Auf mich Wie könnte ich das auf mich beziehen

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es geht um dich

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es geht IMMER um dich

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Perfekt perfekt

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Ich habe den schlimmsten Tag meines Lebens und alles ist meine Schuld

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Sayang aku tahu kau marah Itu bisa dimengerti

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Memang yang dilakukan Evan itu jahat dan salah

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Tapi bisa saja hari ini lebih buruk dari itu

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Aku senang melihat kau baik baik saja Baik baik saja Kabar gembira Aku baik baik saja

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Aku tidak baik baik saja dengan pekerjaan yang biasa biasa saja Aku baik baik saja dengan apartemen yang biasa biasa saja

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Aku baik baik saja dengan hidup yang pas pasan

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Jadi kau pikir kehidupan yang kita miliki ini hanya biasa biasa saja

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Ini tidak ada hubungannya denganmu Denganku Bagaimana bisa ini tentangku

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Ini tentangmu dan selalu tentangmu

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Sempurna Sempurna

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Aku akan melalui hari terburukku dengan rasa bersalah

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Oh

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Я прекрасно понимаю твое состояние Эван поступил непорядочно и гнусно

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Но ведь все могло быть гораздо хуже В целом все хорошо

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Хорошо Окстись У меня все плохо У меня паршивая работа

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У меня парширая квартира У меня черт возьми паршивая гребаная жизнь

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Вот значит какая у нас жизнь Гребаная и паршивая

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Нет дело не в тебе Что Не во мне

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Давай поговорим о тебе Дело в тебе ты же у нас пуп земли

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Отлично Прекрасно Паршивейший день в моей жизни С салатом Виноват

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Están lloviendo bendiciones sobre mí

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Espera Eso no es lluvia

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Bruce por favor para con eso querido

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Sabes que todo acontece por una razón

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No necesito eso

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Eso es un cliché Eso no va a ayudarme

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Un pájaro en la mano vale más que dos volando

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No tengo ningún pájaro

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Dios me quitó el pájaro de la mano

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Ah ya veo

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Entonces Dios está persiguiéndote Es lo que estás diciendo

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No Él me esta ignorando completamente

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Está muy ocupado haciendo todo lo que quiere

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Ah es genial Sam

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Pero erraste el blanco

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Yo estoy aquí

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No te enojes con el perro

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No es culpa de él

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No Es culpa de Dios

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Él dio las coordinadas erradas

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Basta ya

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Puedes parar de pensar como un mártir

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No estoy siendo un mártir Soy una víctima

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Dios es un niño malvado con una lupa en la mano y yo soy la hormiga

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Él podría arreglar mi vida en cinco minutos

Available in 6 languages

Duration

50 seconds

Views

731

Timestamp in Movie

00:20:15

Uploaded

Nov 16, 2022

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Pit Bull Productions,Spyglass Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Shady Acres Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world.

Actors

Bruce Nolan