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Give me a breakReally something isn't itIs this heavenNo this is Mount EverestYou should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to timeBut I guess you can't now being dead and allI'm deadNah I'm just

That's not funny, Man! That is NOT funny

Bruce Almighty • 2003

Bruce: Give me a break!God: Really something, isn't it?Bruce:Is this heaven?God:No, this is Mount Everest. You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time. But I guess you can't now, being dead and all.Bruce: I'm DEAD?God:Naw, I'm just messing with ya.Bruce:That's not funny, Man! That is NOT funny

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Give me a break

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Really something isn't it

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Is this heaven

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No this is Mount Everest

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You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time

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But I guess you can't now being dead and all

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I'm dead

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Nah I'm just messin' with ya

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That's not funny man That is not funny

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Arrêtez un peu

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C'est quelque chose hein

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C'est le paradis Non c'est l'Everest

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Tu devrais regarder Discovery de temps en temps

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Mais tu ne peux plus maintenant comme tu es mort

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Je suis mort Non je te fais marcher

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Ce n'est pas drôle Pas drôle du tout

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Wirklich beeindruckend nicht

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Ist das der Himmel

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Nein es ist der Mount Everest

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Du solltest ab und zu mal in den Discovery Channel reinschalten

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Aber ich schätze du kannst das jetzt nicht mehr

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wenn du Tod bist und so weiter

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Ich bin TOD

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Nein ich mache nur Spaß

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Das war nicht lustig man

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Das ist nicht lustig

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Und was ist mit dem Stimmen in meinem Kopf

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Ist das ein Teil der Heiligkeit

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Das sind Gebete

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Biarkan aku istirahat

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Merasa aneh

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Apa ini surga

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Bukan ini Gunung Everest

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Sesekali cobalah menonton Discovery Channel

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Tapi mungin tidak sempat lagi Karena sekarang kau sudah mati

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Aku sudah mati

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Aku hanya bercanda

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Itu tidak lucu Itu tidak lucu

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Baiklah

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Что здесь происходит Что это Хватит

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Красиво правда

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Это рай Нет это гора Эверест

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Тебе стоит хотя бы иногда смотреть канал Дискавери

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Полагаю ты еще не успел зажмуриться

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Я жмурик Нет Это я тебя подкалываю

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Это не смешно приятель Это не смешно Что это за голоса в моей голове

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Puedo

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Señor

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Está perfecto

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A ella le encanta

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Sabes

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Yo quería

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iba a esperar hasta después de la cena

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Pero voy a explotar como un alíen si no hago esto ahora

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Oh Dios

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Ok

Available in 7 languages

Duration

33 seconds

Views

2,318

Timestamp in Movie

00:58:22

Uploaded

Dec 13, 2020

Genres

comedy, fantasy

Production

Pit Bull Productions,Spyglass Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Shady Acres Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world.

Actors

God

Evan Baxter