Give me a break! Really something, isn't it? Is this heaven? No, this is Mount Everest....

Bruce: [being overwhelmed with hearing prayers] Give me a break! God: [Bruce is instantly transported to meet with him] Really something, isn't it? Bruce: Is this heaven? God: No, this is Mount Everest. You should flip on the Discovery Channel from time to time. But I guess you can't now, being dead and all. Bruce: [after a pause] I'm "dead"? God: Naw, I'm just messing with ya. Bruce: That's not funny, Man! That is "not" funny.

Sorry I'm late. Traffic was... Did you guys already play the spots? It's a nice story, Bruce, but we're gonna go with Evan's piece, sex scandal in the mayor's office for sweeps. Oh, yeah. Sweeps. And that's the way the cookie crumbles. (SNICKERING) I'm just messing with you, Bruce. See, you just got to remember that the newsroom is like a big cookie. (ALL SNICKERING) Do you like jazz, Evan? Yeah. Let me play something for you. I can hold that note all day, buddy. JACK: Knock it off, guys. Bruce, we're gonna keep your story in reserve. Now, can we get back to the board, so we'll have something to put on the air today?