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Bruce Almighty

Is your child in dire jeopardy? Find out tonight, after the game

Evan Baxter:
Is your child in dire jeopardy? Find out tonight, after the game

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Is your child in dire jeopardy
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Find out tonight after the game Okay Promos are approved
Available in 7 languages
Duration
8 seconds
Views
848
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:09
Uploaded
Nov 16, 2022
Genres
comedy, fantasy
Production
Pit Bull Productions,Spyglass Entertainment,Universal Pictures,Shady Acres Entertainment

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Movie Summary

A guy who complains about God too often is given almighty powers to teach him how difficult it is to run the world.

Actors

Steve Carell
Evan Baxter
Steve Carell
Oh Dios. - Bruce Almighty 00:13
Oh Dios.
I can hold that note all day buddy Knock it off guys - Bruce Almighty 00:05
I can hold that note all day buddy Knock it off guys
Yo mantener esa nota todo el día, amigo. - Bruce Almighty 00:46
Yo mantener esa nota todo el día, amigo.
Lovin' it He gets the stories He gets on sweeps Maybe I should be more like EvanYou don't wanna be like Evan Evan's an assholeI can be an asshole No Bruce You can'tYou gonna pick that up Yeah I'm sorry It's - Bruce Almighty 00:19
Lovin' it He gets the stories He gets on sweeps Maybe I...
Hi Susan Oh thank you GodBruce Nolan here aboard the Maid of the Mist in fabulous Niagara Falls New YorkFirst off let me just add another congratulations to Evan BackstabberPardon me Bastard Baxter ratherIt is good to see what someone with real talent can - Bruce Almighty 01:38
Hi Susan Oh thank you GodBruce Nolan here aboard the Maid of...
That is perfect That is the motivation that I neededRight there Thank youThank you W K B WWimpy Kitty Baby WhinersThat's what that stands forI'll see you on Channel 5 where they do the real news - Bruce Almighty 00:25
That is perfect That is the motivation that I neededRight...
Esa es la motivación que yo necesitaba! - Bruce Almighty 00:24
Esa es la motivación que yo necesitaba!
Ey! Vamonos, muchachos. Que están haciendo ahí? Vamos, dejen al pobre tipo en paz. Estás bien, hombr - Bruce Almighty 00:37
Ey! Vamonos, muchachos. Que están haciendo ahí? Vamos, dejen...
Oh thank God you're all right God yeah Let's thank God shall weFor his blessings are raining down upon me - Bruce Almighty 00:09
Oh thank God you're all right God yeah Let's thank...
H-e-r-moso. - Bruce Almighty 00:17
H-e-r-moso.
You know that everything happens for a reasonThat I don't need That is a cliche That is not helpful to meA bird in the hand is worth two in the bushI have no bird I have no bush God has taken my bird and my bush - Bruce Almighty 00:13
You know that everything happens for a reasonThat I...
Oh I see So God is picking on you is that what you're sayingNo He's ignoring me completely - Bruce Almighty 00:09
Oh I see So God is picking on you is that what you're...
Oh, no me mires, Walter. - Bruce Almighty 00:17
Oh, no me mires, Walter.
God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying glass and I'm the antHe could fix my life in five minutes if he wanted tobut he'd rather burn off my feelers and watch me squirm - Bruce Almighty 00:12
God is a mean kid sitting on an anthill with a magnifying...
Sweetheart I know you're mad It's completely understandableWhat Evan did is slimy and wrongbut this day could've been so much worseI'm just glad you're okay Okay News flash I'm not okayI'm not okay with a mediocre job I'm not okay with a mediocre - Bruce Almighty 00:50
Sweetheart I know you're mad It's completely...
Please give me a sign - Bruce Almighty 00:06
Please give me a sign
Entonces es eso lo que crees que tenemos? - Bruce Almighty 00:23
Entonces es eso lo que crees que tenemos?
Okay. All right. I'll try it your way. All right. Lord, I need a miracle. I'm desperate. I need your - Bruce Almighty 00:25
Okay. All right. I'll try it your way. All right. Lord,...
Ok, Dios... - Bruce Almighty 00:28
Ok, Dios...
Ok. Esta bien. Voy a intentarlo a tu manera. Esta bien. Señor, yo necesito un milagro. Estoy desespe - Bruce Almighty 00:25
Ok. Esta bien. Voy a intentarlo a tu manera. Esta bien....